Horse SQL @Horse_sql
Joined September 2013-
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the reason why we write SQL commands all in caps is bc it stands for screaming query language
NO COLUMNSTORE IS NOT AN INDEX ON EVERY COLUMN, IT’S REALLY MORE LIKE EVERY COLUMN IS STORED INDEPENDENTLY, WHICH LEADS TO LOWER DATA HANDLING DUE TO BETTER COMPRESSION AND THE ABILITY TO READ FEWER COLUMNS OUT OF A WIDE TABLE, AND THEN THERE’S BATCH MODE WHICH
@BrentO @erinstellato @SSMSBoost ALSO VIM BINDINGS BUT DON''T WANT TO ASK 4 TOO MUCH
@BrentO @erinstellato @erinstellato PLZ TO ACQUIRE AND INTEGRATE @SSMSBoost K THX
@DBArgenis DISCONNECTING SHIPPING UPDATES FROM ORDER CONTENTS HELPS REDUCE THEFT
@G_and_G_Gaming @stvnsllvn @scshepard @JoannaStern THEY WORK PERFECTLY FINE AS LONG AS YOU DONT CARE THAT THEY SUCK
Someone should pull a yarn and develop a CLI substitute for git so maybe we can all stop complaining about how git has a bad user interface OH WAIT THOSE ARE CALLED GUIs AND THIS ISNT A REAL PROBLEM
Generic procedure to validate that a SQL string does only a select and is not injected with anything bad
@mrdenny @MikeTalonNYC YO AN ENCRYPTION ORACLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ORACLE CORP
TEMPORARY STORED PROCEDURES SHOULD JUST BE CALLED TEMPORARY PROCEDURES. YOU WOULDN’’T CALL THEM TEMPORARY PERSISTENT TABLES, NOW WOULD YOU?
"No two null values are equal." docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…
YOU KNOW WHATS ANNOYING EXPLICITLY PASSING A NULL TO A SPROC OVERRIDES PARAMETER DEFAULT VALUES WHY EVEN HAVE DEFAULTS JUST GIVE THEM AN OPT
SELECT * FROM master.dbo.spt_values WHERE type = 'P';
Dear Problems ,You May Big But My God Is Bigger.
OF COURSE WE PUT THE DATABASE INTO SOURCE CONTROL. GIT DIFF DOESN''T WORK AS WELL AS YOU''D THINK THOUGH
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