Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

Principal Consultant for https://t.co/jx6SQIe84y, SQL Server MCM and MVP, Rambling DBA, Husband, Father, and general goofball. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan/ Tampa, FL USA Joined November 2008

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 months ago

I asked a @FrontFIOS support agent to explain why my bill went up twice in the last 6 months and they entered a change order to my account, adding a $10 delivery fee for equipment I've had for 7+ yrs, that isn't changing, and transferred me to retention without even telling me.

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Desideria (Desi) Mesa @DesideriaMesa

a year ago

Many have asked if they can send letters of encouragement. ABSOLUTELY. You can send your words, resource ideas and links, and love to [email protected] ❤️❤️❤️

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

a year ago

[Blog]: Do you need Trace Flag 460? sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… You might if you get the dreaded "String or binary data truncation" error during a data load. #sqlskills #sql #sqlserver

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

a year ago

[Blog]: Event exceeds the number of allowable bound actions sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… Did you know there was a limit on the number of Actions allowed in Extended Events? #SQLskills #sqlserver

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

a year ago

[Blog]: SQL Server 2022: Measuring Extended Events Performance Impacts - Easily determine if Extended Events is negatively affecting your workloads performance #SQLskills #SQL sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 years ago

[Blog]: What's New in SQL Server 2022: GENERATE_SERIES - a great addition to the TSQL language to generate numeric series on the fly! #SQLskills #SQLServer sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 years ago

Does anyone have a method to create multiple CSV aggregate columns similar to what STRING_AGG() does using FOR XML without having multiple scans of the table for inner and outer references? My TSQL foo and google foo is failing me this afternoon, or its not possible #sqlhelp

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 years ago

Any MARS experts out there that can explain how it works when Attention is raised by one of the connections on a session with 10-12 connections associated with it? #sqlhelp Would it abort just one connection or all on the session under MARS?

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 years ago

Awesome weekend at @JAMfestEvents! @StingrayAllstrs @LetsGoRaysTAMPA Wave Level 1 Junior Small B National Champions back to back years!

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

2 years ago

[Blog] Logging Database Scoped Configuration Changes - sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLskills #SQLServer

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

3 years ago

[Blog] - ICMYI - SqlClient Configurable Retry Logic - New in Microsoft.Data.SqlClient v3.0 - it even allows zero code configuration file based retry implementation for existing applications. #sqlserver #SQLskills sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

3 years ago

[Blog]: Upgrading/Migrating Large Replicated Databases without Reinitializing - The steps for a side-by-side hardware update or SQL Server upgrade of large replicated databases without reinitializing subscribers fully. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLskills #sqlserver

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

3 years ago

Blog: AT TIME ZONE Performance Issues - Inside the slow performance of AT TIME ZONE in SQL Server using xperf, and how to work around it for faster queries. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

3 years ago

This statement is 2100 characters for the same equivalent as 200 characters. WTF!!! I LOVE ME SOME ORM GENERATED SQL CODE!!! Said no DBA ever!

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3 years ago

Blog: Stop Planning a Backup Strategy sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills

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3 years ago

Getting Maximum Performance From Always On Availability Groups - A look at the performance implications and considerations for using Always On Availability Groups in SQL Server sentryone.com/blog/getting-m… #SQLskills #SQLServer

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Jonathan Kehayias @SQLPoolBoy

3 years ago

@HCSOSheriff who is your off duty deputy driving aggressive, tailgating,and flashing their brights at 6am on Veterans Expwy in a 60 mph zone because me doing 65 wasn’t fast enough for him, then tailgates on my rear bumper all the way to SR54, where he exited, from Gunn Hwy?

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Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT

11K Followers 276 Following

Co-owns SQLskills, wrote CHECKDB+DBCC, internals/waits expert, Master Diver, Lego, bibliophile, fly fishing, excavators, married to @kimberlyltripp, 7 cats!

Paul Randal @PaulRandal

16K Followers 80 Following Co-owns SQLskills, wrote CHECKDB+DBCC, internals/waits expert, Master Diver, Lego, bibliophile, fly fishing, excavators, married to @kimberlyltripp, 7 cats!

Grant Fritchey is a database geek, a Microsoft Data Platform MVP and an AWS Community Builder. He works for Red Gate Software as a DevOps Advocate. Call: KC1KCE

Grant Fritchey @GFritchey

14K Followers 372 Following Grant Fritchey is a database geek, a Microsoft Data Platform MVP and an AWS Community Builder. He works for Red Gate Software as a DevOps Advocate. Call: KC1KCE

Full-time geek from Norway 🤓 Microsoft Data Platform MVP, speaker, organizer, blogger. Loves sci-fi, gaming, chocolate and coffee. Getting a dog! Be kind 💙

Cathrine Wilhelmsen @cathrinew

14K Followers 1K Following Full-time geek from Norway 🤓 Microsoft Data Platform MVP, speaker, organizer, blogger. Loves sci-fi, gaming, chocolate and coffee. Getting a dog! Be kind 💙

Adventurer. Runner. Foodie. Bookworm. Coffee snob. Beer and bourbon lover. Data nerd/MSFT CSA (with my own opinions). Gonna marry @chapmandew soon. she/her

Jes Schultz @grrl_geek

35K Followers 677 Following Adventurer. Runner. Foodie. Bookworm. Coffee snob. Beer and bourbon lover. Data nerd/MSFT CSA (with my own opinions). Gonna marry @chapmandew soon. she/her

Services Database Engineer
Microsoft Data Platform MVP
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Glenn Berry (@GlennAl.. @GlennAlanBerry

10K Followers 706 Following Services Database Engineer Microsoft Data Platform MVP @[email protected] YouTube: https://t.co/OiMek3ydLn

Microsoft PM. Michigan alum. Opinions are my own.
Still here for a while...but...
CounterSocial: @erinstellato
Mastodon: @erinstellato@mas.to
she/her

Erin Stellato @erinstellato

11K Followers 579 Following Microsoft PM. Michigan alum. Opinions are my own. Still here for a while...but... CounterSocial: @erinstellato Mastodon: @[email protected] she/her

SQL Server professional (https://t.co/xZY5mLMzBh) since 1990, SCUBA diver, photographer (https://t.co/vDosjGCcf0) 💙 adventures! Married to @paulrandal. 7 cats!

Kimberly L. Tripp @KimberlyLTripp

13K Followers 473 Following SQL Server professional (https://t.co/xZY5mLMzBh) since 1990, SCUBA diver, photographer (https://t.co/vDosjGCcf0) 💙 adventures! Married to @paulrandal. 7 cats!

Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL

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Big Bearded PowerShell Data Automation MVP x2, Blogger, Speaker, Data Saturdays PSConfEU, dbatools, dbachecks, dbatoolsMoL https://t.co/L7s4cMvElO

Rob He/Him - Not an A.. @sqldbawithbeard

8K Followers 2K Following Big Bearded PowerShell Data Automation MVP x2, Blogger, Speaker, Data Saturdays PSConfEU, dbatools, dbachecks, dbatoolsMoL https://t.co/L7s4cMvElO

I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.

Brent Ozar @BrentO

33K Followers 330 Following I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.

Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.

Monica Rathbun @SQLEspresso

6K Followers 912 Following Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.

Data Enthusiast with focus on SQL Server, co lead @data_wit and @TriPASSNC. My views do not reflect views of my employer. She/Her.

Mala Mahadevan @sqlmal

3K Followers 641 Following Data Enthusiast with focus on SQL Server, co lead @data_wit and @TriPASSNC. My views do not reflect views of my employer. She/Her.

Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food.
(he/him)

Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis

3K Followers 367 Following Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)

Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba

3K Followers 1K Following Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis

Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec
https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg

Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar

16K Followers 966 Following Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg

Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag Works @dcacco. he/him, Black Lives Matter blue check

Joey D'Antoni @jdanton

4K Followers 2K Following Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag Works @dcacco. he/him, Black Lives Matter blue check

L_ N___ @sqL_handLe

2K Followers 3K Following n–n–no… nobody's fault but mine. virtue signaler; seasoned database systems scientician; he/him.

Sr. Architect, Data & Analytics @centric by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)

Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed

2K Followers 925 Following Sr. Architect, Data & Analytics @centric by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)

The official handle for Azure SQL family - innovation & value in the cloud. Follow for news & updates from the #AzureSQL team & community. 🎦: https://t.co/3wle2phajk

Azure SQL @AzureSQL

17K Followers 181 Following The official handle for Azure SQL family - innovation & value in the cloud. Follow for news & updates from the #AzureSQL team & community. 🎦: https://t.co/3wle2phajk

Data Analyst | SQL Enthusiast |Lets's break down data in efficient way📊 YouTuber: https://t.co/Eau3OG3lJ1 | Insta : https://t.co/6nOnWWtyLL

Pavan Manputra | P1St.. @p1studies

2 Followers 42 Following Data Analyst | SQL Enthusiast |Lets's break down data in efficient way📊 YouTuber: https://t.co/Eau3OG3lJ1 | Insta : https://t.co/6nOnWWtyLL

Raji El-Amin @raji_elamin

0 Followers 23 Following

Ramanathan @NRamanathan23

16 Followers 370 Following

sylvain martel @sylvainmar30556

0 Followers 5 Following

Over-Caffeinated DBA @OCDBA

6 Followers 114 Following fka SQL_Cyclist/Kevin3NF (Kevin Hill) I do SQL Server and Coffee all day long. I work to help fund the coffee addiction ☕

$I seem a decent fellow; you'd hate to kill me. Fast music, please. \m/ #BLM #ProtectTransKids #ScienceIsReal #LoveIsLove #StopAAPIHate #ProChoice (he/him)$

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Brandonmon @brandonrickn

51 Followers 86 Following Programmer, emo and otaku.

אנה פליי‎ @annapalley

2 Followers 141 Following

I love to work with SQL Server and everything in the vicinity. On holidays I find myself pottering a classic '65 BMW 1800.

Werner Geuens @WernerGeuens

121 Followers 151 Following I love to work with SQL Server and everything in the vicinity. On holidays I find myself pottering a classic '65 BMW 1800.

Anonymouz Psalm @anonymouz_psalm

5 Followers 161 Following

Christ follower, Compass enthusiast for Gods Economy, #Deming disciple, INTJ, Loving Husband to my Trusting Bride & Father x3

SQLRich @richkennedy

77 Followers 1K Following Christ follower, Compass enthusiast for Gods Economy, #Deming disciple, INTJ, Loving Husband to my Trusting Bride & Father x3

Nick Wiltshire @NickDev_14

32 Followers 354 Following Aspiring SQL dev, MA in history from TAMU-T, learning SQL, Excel, & Tableau on udemy.

Ken Obech @KenObech

82 Followers 474 Following

Vahid Mousaoghli @vmousaoghli

10 Followers 47 Following

RAMANA @dvramana14

5 Followers 23 Following

Like the moon illuminating the night sky, I bring clarity to the confusion of this world.

I exist to bring peace and understanding to all who would listen.

Ummon the Lesser Ligh.. @UmmonTheLesser

17 Followers 175 Following Like the moon illuminating the night sky, I bring clarity to the confusion of this world. I exist to bring peace and understanding to all who would listen.

Miguel Montoya @zagkmontoya

3 Followers 161 Following Databases and AI. Posting in English and Spanish.

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830 Followers 4K Following I have music at iTunes, Pandora, Tidal, YouTube and Spotify https://t.co/AT5rolpPIJ

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Rolf Wolff @v_rtc

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Nik Trs @niktrs

4 Followers 29 Following

Ram @Ram63157387

0 Followers 32 Following

sun-day @sh_am_si

34 Followers 471 Following Python Developer

Providing a place for data professionals of diverse backgrounds in the Microsoft data platform community to network, present webinars, and find mentoring.

Data Platform DEI Vir.. @data_dei

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Keith Sibbert @SibMBADBADBDev

6 Followers 40 Following

Rod Edwards @SqlRodbloke

3 Followers 26 Following Irrelevant views and blogs on Sql server.

Magnus Sveinsson @iamsveinsson

7 Followers 38 Following

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3 Followers 34 Following

Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT

11K Followers 276 Following

Paul Randal @PaulRandal

16K Followers 80 Following Co-owns SQLskills, wrote CHECKDB+DBCC, internals/waits expert, Master Diver, Lego, bibliophile, fly fishing, excavators, married to @kimberlyltripp, 7 cats!

Grant Fritchey @GFritchey

14K Followers 372 Following Grant Fritchey is a database geek, a Microsoft Data Platform MVP and an AWS Community Builder. He works for Red Gate Software as a DevOps Advocate. Call: KC1KCE

Jes Schultz @grrl_geek

35K Followers 677 Following Adventurer. Runner. Foodie. Bookworm. Coffee snob. Beer and bourbon lover. Data nerd/MSFT CSA (with my own opinions). Gonna marry @chapmandew soon. she/her

Glenn Berry (@GlennAl.. @GlennAlanBerry

10K Followers 706 Following Services Database Engineer Microsoft Data Platform MVP @[email protected] YouTube: https://t.co/OiMek3ydLn

Erin Stellato @erinstellato

11K Followers 579 Following Microsoft PM. Michigan alum. Opinions are my own. Still here for a while...but... CounterSocial: @erinstellato Mastodon: @[email protected] she/her

Kimberly L. Tripp @KimberlyLTripp

13K Followers 473 Following SQL Server professional (https://t.co/xZY5mLMzBh) since 1990, SCUBA diver, photographer (https://t.co/vDosjGCcf0) 💙 adventures! Married to @paulrandal. 7 cats!

VP of Developer Community @ MSFT - Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇼#T1D, #DevRel YouTube+TikTok listen to the @Hanselminutes inclusive tech podcast!

Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman

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Brent Ozar @BrentO

33K Followers 330 Following I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.

Mala Mahadevan @sqlmal

3K Followers 641 Following Data Enthusiast with focus on SQL Server, co lead @data_wit and @TriPASSNC. My views do not reflect views of my employer. She/Her.

Live in Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿 I write about SQL Server on https://t.co/4mFehtds0Z and https://t.co/nuZwOWQzHy MS Data Platform MVP 2011-2022 Stack Exchange Mod

Paul White @SQL_Kiwi

5K Followers 145 Following Live in Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿 I write about SQL Server on https://t.co/4mFehtds0Z and https://t.co/nuZwOWQzHy MS Data Platform MVP 2011-2022 Stack Exchange Mod

Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis

3K Followers 367 Following Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)

Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba

3K Followers 1K Following Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis

Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar

16K Followers 966 Following Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg

Joey D'Antoni @jdanton

4K Followers 2K Following Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag Works @dcacco. he/him, Black Lives Matter blue check

L_ N___ @sqL_handLe

2K Followers 3K Following n–n–no… nobody's fault but mine. virtue signaler; seasoned database systems scientician; he/him.

Rob Farley @rob_farley

4K Followers 1K Following LobsterPot Solutions owner & principal consultant, helping orgs do better with their data. Also does stand-up.

Bob Ward @bobwardms

8K Followers 9 Following Principal Architect, Microsoft, Azure Data. Empowering others to make a difference

SQLBits @SQLBits

11K Followers 3K Following The largest Data Platform conference!👨‍💻 Winner of UK Conference of the Year!🏆 Use #SQLBits & #SQLBits2024🏷️ Watch on-demand @ https://t.co/5Lbsrp429s🎥

$Database\theme park writer, speaker, influencer. https://t.co/XeiAnCTIES editor and Data Platform MVP All reasonable opinions are mine! https://t.co/hRZRZ8KSlH$

Louis Davidson @drsql

4K Followers 2K Following Database\theme park writer, speaker, influencer. https://t.co/XeiAnCTIES editor and Data Platform MVP All reasonable opinions are mine! https://t.co/hRZRZ8KSlH

Head of Events @redgate.
Leading the team hosting PASS Data Community Summit Nov 4 - 8 2024.
Mum, runner, rider, yogi, skipper, snowboarder, foodie.

Annabel Bradford @abjbradford

1K Followers 789 Following Head of Events @redgate. Leading the team hosting PASS Data Community Summit Nov 4 - 8 2024. Mum, runner, rider, yogi, skipper, snowboarder, foodie.

Software/database engineer - Project Manager - Development Manager - Product Manager. Loves working in agile environments.

SQLStephanie @SQLStephanie

551 Followers 420 Following Software/database engineer - Project Manager - Development Manager - Product Manager. Loves working in agile environments.

Mark Verbaas @mverbaas

Come join us as we go on the adventure of giving visibility into scammers and how they operate. ScammerPayback@Night.co (Business ONLY, no investigations)

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2K Followers 2K Following that’s nuts

Bringing you the important stuff, like breaking news & weather alerts. But also plenty of fun stories, like sports updates and all those #WeLiveHere tales.

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Enabler of experts | Director of Eng #Salesforce | Ex-Microsoft TPM Architect #SQLServer #AzureSQL | Author |
Opinion = mine, RT ≠ endorsement 🇺🇸 🇵🇹

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4K Followers 543 Following Enabler of experts | Director of Eng #Salesforce | Ex-Microsoft TPM Architect #SQLServer #AzureSQL | Author | Opinion = mine, RT ≠ endorsement 🇺🇸 🇵🇹

Senior Program Manager, Azure Data, Microsoft. This is a personal account, representing my own thoughts not my employer's.

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Tejas Shah @mr_tejs

495 Followers 229 Following Principal program manager, SQL tiger team at Microsoft.

Product @ MSFT #AzureSQL. These are my own opinions & not those of MSFT. Pronouns: HE / HIM.

https://t.co/ziZjTAV3Bc
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@[email protected] @arvisam

1K Followers 310 Following Product @ MSFT #AzureSQL. These are my own opinions & not those of MSFT. Pronouns: HE / HIM. https://t.co/ziZjTAV3Bc https://t.co/CL2IiywYK3

Jeremy Tinley @techwolf359

1K Followers 869 Following Principal Systems Architect for Etsy. Co-author of "High Performance MySQL, 4th edition" Drinker of wine. Consumer of chocolate. Maker of Dad Jokes.

Microsoft Sr. Consultant, MCSE: Data Platform, Scuba Instructor, Beer Brewer, SQLSaturday & PASS Summit Speaker, Seibukan USA Yudansha. My tweets are my own.

Mike Lawell @sqldiver

1K Followers 753 Following Microsoft Sr. Consultant, MCSE: Data Platform, Scuba Instructor, Beer Brewer, SQLSaturday & PASS Summit Speaker, Seibukan USA Yudansha. My tweets are my own.

Drew Furgiuele @Pittfurg

2K Followers 286 Following CEO of Pez Candy USA. https://t.co/DUi1fX4Fa1

Data focused developer. YouTuber. Wearer of many hats 🤠. Trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee. @bertwagner@toot.community @bertwagner.bsky.social

Bert Wagner @bertwagner

2K Followers 416 Following Data focused developer. YouTuber. Wearer of many hats 🤠. Trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee. @[email protected] @bertwagner.bsky.social

Official customer support for @Dropbox. Account monitored Monday to Friday, from 3am to 7pm CST. Community open 24/7 at https://t.co/tay3wMblE8.

Dropbox Support @DropboxSupport

57K Followers 26 Following Official customer support for @Dropbox. Account monitored Monday to Friday, from 3am to 7pm CST. Community open 24/7 at https://t.co/tay3wMblE8.

Obnoxious 🐶 mom. Even more obnoxious ⚾️ fan. Amateur Singer/Songwriter 🎸. Home cook aficionado 🍽️ . Beach Bum 🏖️. Tech stuff by day. Shitposts by night.

Dev’s Ops 🌻 @RestinBeachFace

1K Followers 1K Following Obnoxious 🐶 mom. Even more obnoxious ⚾️ fan. Amateur Singer/Songwriter 🎸. Home cook aficionado 🍽️ . Beach Bum 🏖️. Tech stuff by day. Shitposts by night.

Director at https://t.co/zUxj2gQpeB helping companies get the best out of database technologies. #SQLServer #DataOps #DevOps #BlackOps

Craig Ottley-Thistle @Craig_Ottley

281 Followers 486 Following Director at https://t.co/zUxj2gQpeB helping companies get the best out of database technologies. #SQLServer #DataOps #DevOps #BlackOps

Partner at @BlueSky_Data. Making the world a better place one database at a time. https://t.co/sLDvoqDdMA https://t.co/UoeKfaRwx3 #powerbi

Régis Baccaro #power.. @regbac

1K Followers 485 Following Partner at @BlueSky_Data. Making the world a better place one database at a time. https://t.co/sLDvoqDdMA https://t.co/UoeKfaRwx3 #powerbi

ms celies’s twist o.. @Trill_DBA

236 Followers 236 Following “Your honor I was in my luteal phase” - Katherine

Charles Rodriguez @crodriguezx

72 Followers 107 Following

Jeff Eakins @Jeff_Eakins

7K Followers 482 Following Former Superintendent, Hillsborough County Public Schools. Opinions are my own, retweets are not endorsements.

Microsoft Engineering Manager for SQL Server Client Tools and Drivers - Azure Data Studio, SSMS, SSDT, SMO, DacFx, VS Code SQL, sqlclient, CLI tools, etc.

Ken Van Hyning @sqltoolsguy

2K Followers 133 Following Microsoft Engineering Manager for SQL Server Client Tools and Drivers - Azure Data Studio, SSMS, SSDT, SMO, DacFx, VS Code SQL, sqlclient, CLI tools, etc.

Official account for Hillsborough County Public Schools. We are the 7th largest district in the United States. @VanAyresHCPS Superintendent.

Hillsborough Schools @HillsboroughSch

75K Followers 1K Following Official account for Hillsborough County Public Schools. We are the 7th largest district in the United States. @VanAyresHCPS Superintendent.

Sanjay Nagamangalam @sanagama2

141 Followers 34 Following Executive Director at MSCI Inc. All views are my own including RT.

Sunil Agarwal @S_u_n_e_e_l

2K Followers 120 Following Principal PM Manager with Azure Database for PostgreSQL

Twitter of the SQL Engineering team (SQL Server on Windows & Linux, SQL on Azure Arc, SQL Edge)
Looking for the Bookmarks? https://t.co/A1lN77QIY1

Azure Data SQL Team @mssqltiger

6K Followers 363 Following Twitter of the SQL Engineering team (SQL Server on Windows & Linux, SQL on Azure Arc, SQL Edge) Looking for the Bookmarks? https://t.co/A1lN77QIY1

Keith Fischer @SirFisch

92 Followers 287 Following

In my non-IT life I am a landscape photographer (https://t.co/Kr2iYBR8CB). Otherwise, I am a data scientist, BI guy, and a speaker (https://t.co/1tY3l1vlYW).

Rafal Lukawiecki @rafaldotnet

4K Followers 3K Following In my non-IT life I am a landscape photographer (https://t.co/Kr2iYBR8CB). Otherwise, I am a data scientist, BI guy, and a speaker (https://t.co/1tY3l1vlYW).

BMW USA @BMWUSA

691K Followers 757 Following This is the official Twitter account of #BMW of North America - for BMW fans and drivers in the USA.

Part of @MSAZURECAT the SQLCAT team works with customers on the most challenging Azure SQL DB, Azure SQL DW and SQL Server implementations.

SQLCAT @MSSQLCAT

3K Followers 9 Following Part of @MSAZURECAT the SQLCAT team works with customers on the most challenging Azure SQL DB, Azure SQL DW and SQL Server implementations.

Mohit Gupta @SQLCAN

128 Followers 144 Following Microsoft Data, Analytics & AI PFE @ Microsoft Canada. Blogging @ https://t.co/imPPUSJXeI

Alfa Romeo USA @AlfaRomeoUSA

90K Followers 232 Following Official Twitter handle for the AlfaRomeoUSA brand. For Customer Care, message @AlfaRomeoCares. For more: https://t.co/lLaEycWEK6 https://t.co/aVC4YB9MOs

Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT

2 months ago

@NoWayRay2020 @SQLBits In the 1920's we passed laws to keep children from working in coal mines In 2020 the most popular children's game was Minecraft The young yearn for the mines

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AV lawns @AvLawns

12 months ago

@arenella1 @katemcclelland7

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Erin Stellato @erinstellato

a year ago

Remember, just because you can, doesn't mean you should...

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Tim Chapman @chapmandew

a year ago

@erinstellato This includes Ultra Marathons, @grrl_geek

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Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT

2 years ago

@retracement England: The provider of more Independence Day celebrations around the world than anybody

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Jared Rivera @_jaredrivera_

2 years ago

I love it when people try to hurt my feelings by telling me cheer isn’t a sport cuz it looks easy. I take it as a compliment cuz that means I’m clearly doing something right into showing that my effort is paying off while you’re stuck on the sideline of jv high school football😥

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Iowa Kid @duder2324

2 years ago

@SirSpam68968183 @stinkyape69 @teslaownersSV @elonmusk Tell me you’ve never pulled a trailer without telling me you’ve never pulled a trailer.

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citizen_meatspace | BIP-420 🐱 @citz_meatspace

2 years ago

@NGreat330 @the_transit_guy Called out to whom? This circle jerk of people complaining about Elon Musk’s flying habits? Oh, shit, you’re right, your tweet right there just created the first US bullet train. 👏 👏 👏

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THE STINGRAY ALLSTARS MARIETTA @LetsGoRays

2 years ago

These Neon girls are going to GLOW on stage!! ✨🪩 So stunning & so HIP 💫🕺💓 WOW we can’t wait for a gRAYt season!! 🤩🔌 #TheStingrayAllstars #RAYSthestandard #MOREthanagym #BIGgymbiggerFAMILY #OneOfAKind #TheBESTkind

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ALZDBA - Johan Bijnens @alzdba

2 years ago

@maartenballiauw who needs "net"

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Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT

2 years ago

Relationship advice from someone who has been married for almost 40 years: It's wise to *just listen*. You don't need to fix things; you just need to listen.

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ALZDBA - Johan Bijnens @alzdba

2 years ago

@vickyharp 1) fixing developers mess. 2) devops integration organisation

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Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT

2 years ago

If you're going to do something, don't do it half-way. Commit.

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fay / ven @kpnkatreclame

2 years ago

@foedatass @jimrosecircus1 a show off she is

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Tim Chapman @chapmandew

3 years ago

@SQLRockstar @SQLPoolBoy Bit rot...cured with antibiotics??

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Simon Sabin @simon_sabin

3 years ago

Anyone got any good tools for comparing (Not visually) query plans, and ideally via some automation. i.e. I can fire off the comparison via a command line, visually comparing the results is fine. #sqlhelp

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Brent Ozar @BrentO

3 years ago

@erinstellato @SQLPoolBoy Smart cookies, both!

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Erin Stellato @erinstellato

3 years ago

Somewhere in my DMs with @SQLPoolBoy is the exchange where he told me he was joining SQLskills. He's been an amazing friend since that time, and one of the best co-workers I could ask for. Happy 10 years buddy. Thanks for always having my back.