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I have a little space next to my garage that five ants rented from me. They recently moved in their spouses, so I guess now they are my.... tenants
An obscure, but well done, article that exemplifies why raw stats need context. slate.com/culture/2024/0…
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Your neighbor mows their lawn. Adult peer-pressure is real, folks
Monday Morning Motivation Minute: This week, go bigger than you think you can. Like, really big. Aim for the stars, hit the moon.
If you want to see what "audacious thinking" is check out the documentary from Modern Marvels on the History channel about Walt Disney World. From concepts to planning to implementation, it's unbelievable. There's no way this could be done today.
If a guy is having a bad day, whatever you do, don't buy him soy sauce. You should never Kikkoman while he's down
SQL Saturday Jacksonville is happening next weekend! Are you ready? Registered? Got your jedi robes ready to go? Picked out your kyber crystal? Decided on a raffle prize? Yep, me too (mostly). Fun, but embarrassing pictures to follow. I promise. sqlsaturday.com/2024-05-04-sql…
One week from today on 5/3 @BuckWoodyMSFT , @DBABullDog , @JoshLuedeman , @neeraj_jhaveri , @nodestreamio, and myself will be delivering a pre-con at SQL Saturday Jacksonville Unlocking AI Potential for the Data Professional: Azure OpenAI! You don't want to miss this! Link:…
Really looking forward to the Pre-Conference Workshop on "OpenAI for the Data Professional" at SQL Saturday Jacksonville next week - This will be an intense walkthrough using everything from SQL Server to Microsoft Fabric for Generative AI - see you there! sqlsaturday.com/2024-05-04-sql…
You want to learn more about Fabric? Are you thinking about a LakeHouse or a Warehouse? Wait…what about Power BI? Do you want to learn how Power BI fits into Fabric. Well, the wait is over. Join me in Jacksonville, FL at #SQLSatJax. bit.ly/3XsTrrf.
Don’t miss out on our next meet up on May 21st. Reserve your spot here - meetup.com/tampa-sql-user…
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8K Followers 9 Following Principal Architect, Microsoft, Azure Data. Empowering others to make a difference@KobeissiLetter Bread is the price of cake now, so we can eat cake instead of bread. 🙃
@KobeissiLetter Same person that claimed, 'Inflation is transitory'.
@KobeissiLetter - says elite who is rich enough to not feel the effects of inflation
@BillyM2k It's hard to remember a time when anyone (outside of Wall Street) said the economy is good over the last 2 years.
It's really hard to imagine a worse thing the Treasury Secretary could say at this point in time.
@BuckWoodyMSFT Depending on the variables that cause this level of joking to happen I may or may not want it to continue happening....
At the top of the hour we are LIVE with the #AzureDataCommunity Round Table featruing amazing content from the creators in the community! Hope to see you there! Link: youtube.com/live/Lifa9Xfp3… cc @JoshLuedeman @SQLBalls @DBABullDog @BradleySchacht @neeraj_jhaveri @nodestreamio
So thankful for friends like @SQLBalls. The kind that takes your call at 4:15 on a Friday knowing it won’t be quick, runs his own test on Saturday, and sends you code to fix your problem on a Sunday. What’s he get out of it? Nothing. He just wants to help and see people succeed.
Not to mention he brings cool people, like Sue, to come have dinner at EPCOT with Nichole and me, and the boys have so much fun running and playing with them.
@BradleySchacht It is my honor and pleasure my friend!!
@BuckWoodyMSFT I missed this level of joking from you
Hope you can join us or at least check out the great content by the creators we will highlight today! #Datafamily #SQLFamily ......#FabFamily ?
At the top of the hour we are LIVE with the #AzureDataCommunity Round Table featruing amazing content from the creators in the community! Hope to see you there! Link: youtube.com/live/Lifa9Xfp3… cc @JoshLuedeman @SQLBalls @DBABullDog @BradleySchacht @neeraj_jhaveri @nodestreamio
@pshore73 @BuckWoodyMSFT "We have both kinds of radio, AM and FM"
@BuckWoodyMSFT His streams are great. You also made several difficult topics understandable and put them in historical context.
@BuckWoodyMSFT Named no doubt by a former DARPA employee