Dave Dustin @venzann
Mammal Principal Engineer Making Xero better https://t.co/fs1o20MrgA https://t.co/Fj1Ltn3ih9 Palmerston North, New Zealand Joined October 2008-
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The gym at my hotel is closed today and tomorrow due to "an accidental explosive bowel incident" according to front-desk, so I have been given a voucher to a nearby gym chain that I loath and is more than 1km away :(
A few years ago someone called me “slow to anger” and it’s starting to piss me off.
F'K. Just got blood all over my brand new jeans; less than 12 hours since I bought them. Sigh. At least it's my blood this time. Not that I am in the habit of getting other peoples blood on my clothes. Nosiree. Not a regular occurrence at all.
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Happy #Caturday
Protip for business travelers: Block out first 30 minutes of the next business day after travel to fill out your expense report. Don't leave it 'til the last minute; make sure you have as much time as possible to be able to "debate" the justification "why this was needed"
The gym shorts in my travel bag are now too big so I had to do my workout in jeans. 😭
Flying for work this morning. 😀 First time since 2020. 😱 ATR72 😭
I've started travelling more frequently for work and family and need to rediscover all the apps I haven't needed for 5+ years. Is @TripIt still a thing?
Almost everybody on our street has the wrong recycling bin out. It's like they looked to see what others had put out already and copied instead of actually looking at the schedule.
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Until they do
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Ever seen a total solar #eclipse from space? Here is our astronauts' view from the @Space_Station
The woman ahead of me at Spotlight had more than $1000 of yarn in her trolley. I told my wife about it when I got home. Her response: *Sigh* "That would be nice"
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Yes.
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Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
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yeah ink rubber my ass it was a page destroyer.
yeah ink rubber my ass it was a page destroyer.
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@venzann In an email there's a feature hidden behind the ... that let's you add available time slots and it then inserts those in to the email allowing recipients to select which one suits. It's like Find Time in Outlook, but built in.
@nickbakernz @venzann I feel like now you've kicked off the potato wars, you need to see it out to a victor 😂
Oh, fuck off. -old as fucking dirt man.
Are you old enough to remember Microsoft’s first console? The Xbox.
@venzann I reckon I could do a 32 entrant poll just for potato cooking methods.
eltorito.
So, I copied the source into a dos VM, and had to fight some weird string corruption, but yeah I built MS-DOS 4.00 and it booted!
Project restore original hairdo, phase 1 completed.
@venzann remembering all those bean pictures.
Today, is my wedding anniversary. On the perfect date, I married my perfect match. Who loves me for my imperfections. Surrounded by my perfect set of imperfect friends.
@BuckWoodyMSFT …worse yet, sometimes their PARENTS would answer!!!
These boots are made for walking!!! #RedgateSummit excited to see all the attendees today 😄
It’s my birthday today. Here I am aged 2.
me: this stored proc runs for 20 hours, i'm gonna kick it off and grab all the long running stuff with extended events so i can look at it in the morning windows update:
It's a metadata operation, they said. It's gonna be instant, they said. #sqlmeme #sqlfamily
The audience for this joke is a dozen people and I am one of them.
Oh no: War Thunder introduced Havana Syndrome and somebody uploaded the Russian manual to the forums showing it actually is powerful enough to penetrate tier 5 armor.
@venzann Just hot or all sorts non-alcoholic? Kombucha, lemonade, milo etc
If it means an hour where nobody made a new Microsoft Copilot, it’s a win.
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