Tim Ford @sqlagentman
Data Pro/Evangelist | Yogi | Microsoft MVP 2009-22 | Founder #Tech Outbound #SQLCruise | Supports same American values my Grandfather fought for at Normandy Poo Poo Point, WA Joined April 2008-
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Hey everyone! Look over here at what Deputy Distraction has to say. Last time I checked, it was Texas trying to force one religion on everyone, led by an Attorney General who has violated quite a few of those “commandments”, not California.
Hey everyone! Look over here at what Deputy Distraction has to say. Last time I checked, it was Texas trying to force one religion on everyone, led by an Attorney General who has violated quite a few of those “commandments”, not California.
I wonder how many petroleum executives are in the Epstein Files. The only cohort of people I can imagine politicians would defend as virulently as if they themselves were on “the list”.
Try again, Propagandist. Next time we will expect you to cite your sources. The DC Meteo Police has the actual data: mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
Try again, Propagandist. Next time we will expect you to cite your sources. The DC Meteo Police has the actual data: mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
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Why interview your manager? - Employees say it's one of the most important reason to stay/leave a company - Employers seemed surprised by this (i.e., they're not focused on improving managers) Plus, the manager is your advocate for many of the other factors. Choose wisely.
Everything is “left-wing” if you’re on the Far-Right.
Everything is “left-wing” if you’re on the Far-Right.
Funny how the data doesn’t line up with your reality. Maybe you should question what you’ve been told the last 9 years.
Funny how the data doesn’t line up with your reality. Maybe you should question what you’ve been told the last 9 years.
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“It turned out, I had made a terrible mistake: I had remained friends with someone who had appeared on Kash Patel’s enemies list. How did Bongino find out about this private friendship? I honestly don’t know. What business was it of his? None at all. Was I accused of any sort of…
Whatever you do, don’t do this. Definitely don’t head out to Amazon when you can hit a local Mom and Pop instead.
Whatever you do, don’t do this. Definitely don’t head out to Amazon when you can hit a local Mom and Pop instead.
Israeli Puppet or American Clown?
I wonder if they’re as flammable as Waymo taxis?
I wonder if they’re as flammable as Waymo taxis?
The Caliphate of Texas ladies and gentlemen: apnews.com/article/texas-…
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The big news here is not bombing Iran, It is how someone played our president to bomb another country when his own intelligence told him otherwise .
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Another from friday evening... #SummerSolstice #Seattle
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What he said. 👇👇👇👇
I’m finding it hard to rationalize outrage at hospitals being bombed by a country that bombs hospitals. Can someone explain why it’s acceptable for one country to target innocents, like I’m 10 years old without it sounding barbaric?
Morning check-ins with my wife are getting weirder the longer she works and travels for @redgate
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@tec_robot @GhostGirl1957 @MeidasTouch Exact viewership data for the U.S. Army 250th anniversary parade and "No King" protests on June 14, 2025, is unavailable due to the events' recency. The D.C. parade likely drew 3,000–5,000 civilian attendees, plus 6,600 soldiers, totaling ~11,000–12,000. Its live TV broadcasts…
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