R. Lalonde @HowASeerSees
I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word 'self', and still understand what we're talking about. The Ninth Ring of Hell Joined August 2013-
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I'm listening to a kindly southern woman regale us with the latest deals in large smartphones. Honestly, I'm fascinated.
Nothing quite like sitting bored in a dentist's lobby to remind me that this account exists and I ought to use it.
I feel as though I need to step up my sass game before I dare show my face around here again.
My return finds the landscape void of all mortal life. I am left to wander this desolate plane, forever seeking company.
Is someone encroaching upon my domain? Sucking souls without my express permission? How dare they.
Someone kindly summon the Maryams. mistress-strex.tumblr.com/post/104542370…
Instead, I will crash in, unannounced, trailing images of people who have no right to be as gorgeous as they are.
I want to continue the theme of a grand and superfluous description of my rise from hell each time I surface, but it does seem to get old.
My role model. eyescreamyouscream.tumblr.com/post/104098168…
This is either the initialization of a great mystery or a crude fanfiction.
Amber lead Jaspers off somewhere several hours ago and neither have returned since.
After the initial few, it rapidly becomes difficult to reach the others.
Could I possibly entreat someone to come into my home and pile as many blankets as possible upon me?
I do miss my intellectual company. The other mes. The Kanayas. Even a few of the Eridans.
Somehow, somewhere, she managed to creep back in undetected and replenish her stores. I am impressed.
In all seriousness, I would appreciate being referred to as "they" now, if it wouldn't cause you too terribly much confusion.
I also answer to "Rose", "Lalonde", and "Phogoth's Bane". Choose whichever you like.

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4 Followers 47 Following Hello we are Pen, Ghost, and Spider. Our profile name is indirectly the fault of Spider's little bro (Dork).
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52 Followers 520 Following
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6 Followers 51 Following
latula @seleneedwards
153 Followers 682 Following i read stuff,eat pizza,have no social live, and im obsessing over boybands ,can you ask for more in life?
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753 Followers 1K Following
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47 Followers 340 Following
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 @Blind_Scales
260 Followers 456 Following {Writer: @Chambered_Blood} 1 M4Y B3 BL1ND, BUT TH4T DO3SN'T M34N 1 C4N'T S33 THROUGH YOUR BULLSH1T. {Human!Terezi}
David @IronicallyIcnic
50 Followers 280 Following it would be ironic to put something here though (+18, Trans FtM)![Your NAME is KARKAT and you're STILL IN TROUBLE. 18+,TW:, drugs, prostitution] EDIT READ THIS: https://t.co/UdnNYs1aUZ ] [RP ACCOUNT [icon http://t.co/aQpvOYDZ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000731111338/bc1d5e789db8c9807d90e90286538d92.jpeg)
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490 Followers 222 Following Your NAME is KARKAT and you're STILL IN TROUBLE. 18+,TW:, drugs, prostitution] EDIT READ THIS: https://t.co/UdnNYs1aUZ ] [RP ACCOUNT [icon http://t.co/aQpvOYDZ]
Dirk Strider @dirkstrider825
472 Followers 406 Following Yo my names Dirk Strider don't need to say more♥️: ♦️: ♣️: ♠️:
Nepeta Leijon @beastwithpaws
116 Followers 230 Following :33 its impurrtant to fight until you cant any more|| (♡: None) (♢: None) (♤: None)
Mother Rosa @DolarosaMom
253 Followers 353 Following though he is not of my blood he is my son and i will give my life to protect him to help lead the revolution towards peace (nsfw/lewd in Dms)♥️♠️♦️♣️
♊️δοllμχ Cαp... @Sollux_tA
668 Followers 822 Following Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You have BIPOLAR TENDENCIES and speak wiith a biit of a lii2p.♥️:@Maiden_Of_Time![D → Heir of Void, 7.4 sweeps, generally tired || [icon by dename on tumblr, banner by xmediumx on deviantart - found ooc @equiusprite]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/597523400391667712/SXxrJZNk.jpg)
♐ @00164f
64 Followers 78 Following D → Heir of Void, 7.4 sweeps, generally tired || [icon by dename on tumblr, banner by xmediumx on deviantart - found ooc @equiusprite]
GamzetteMakara @makara_gamzette
11 Followers 48 Following HeLlO, mY nAmE iS gAmEtTe MaKaRa :o) ♥️-? ♦️-? ♠️-? ♣️-?
zoe!!! @zomgitszoe
219 Followers 169 Following i have a phd in fan-based literature and garfield: shippuden
the signless @Genetic_Cancer
827 Followers 1K Following my memory can be erased but my ideals will live on my mistake was thinking I can change the world infected by hate and corruption♠️♥️♣️♦️
Kanaya Maryam @SpaceSylph
42 Followers 72 Following If You Want My Opinion, You Would Look Better Without Those Clothes, Or Any For That Matter.![Basic Info:
My name is Castiel. I'm an angel, but sometimes I'm more.
☆-Castiel
⊙-Jimmy
♤-Misha Collins
※-Emmanuel
∞-2014!Cas
●-Leviathan
[18+|MV|Gay|Any ship]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/666400083299074048/Zlvjfv9A.png)
D.I.D!CasWithNoAss @rp_mer_potato
678 Followers 2K Following Basic Info: My name is Castiel. I'm an angel, but sometimes I'm more. ☆-Castiel ⊙-Jimmy ♤-Misha Collins ※-Emmanuel ∞-2014!Cas ●-Leviathan [18+|MV|Gay|Any ship]
Lucifer Grim @KingLuciferGrim
80 Followers 472 Following “ As with Light and Dark, there is no Life without Death ” || King Of Hel | Lord Of Death | Reaper Of Souls || 【The Fourth Horseman is The Grim Reaper.】
Sollux Capator @FabHetaStuck
7 Followers 34 Following thii2 ii2 2tupid, why do people need biio2 anyway? #Fii2hdiick2tolemyheart (( Troll Hackiing welcomed!))
John Egbert @JohnCat_Egbert
278 Followers 570 Following ||You're John Egbert loves pranks and likes to make this wind move||#OnlyHomoFor @Strider_Irony||
Angel Larsen @Homestucknoodle
5 Followers 32 Following Im nao homestuck trash im a bisexual noodle im also a kind noodle who wont judge you unless given a reason to be judged
Vriska Serket @8adass8londy8
270 Followers 460 Following Im Vriska Serket. I love to roleplay with anyone willing to. And I think spiders are 8adass. #Humanstuck #HomestuckRP ♡? ♢? ♤? ♧?
Sollux Captor @Mu2tardHacker
321 Followers 286 Following Your NAME is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are an expert hacker.♥: icon source https://t.co/HnkeNbwUIn…
kankri-rantass @kannycuddler
15 Followers 65 Following hey im just a homestuck-super-wholock-talian... yeah... sup! i roleplay anything from homestuck to creepy pasta!! hit me up and we can rp!! (( i also rp NSFW ))
KarKitty Vantas @mutant_karkitty
329 Followers 590 Following IM KARKAT AND NOW THAT YOUVE LOOKED AT THIS GOD DAMN BIO, DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND AND FUCK OFF! #HomestuckRP ♡? ♢: @Gamzee_Makara02 ♤? ♧?
Daddy Ash @Crashnebula14
622 Followers 2K Following x RP acc x (pan) Kik: crashnebula20 I'm really gay
ตลกจังค... @533555334lyf
247 Followers 6K Following shotacon but like eveything (no irl) better not follow https://t.co/2EXR607o2n
Cheyenne Renée @Sniper_katt
0 Followers 10 Following out of all things I could of been I chose to be a lazy teen. at least I'm not alone! Cheyenne 15 Capricorn
عبد العزيز @aziz3072
108 Followers 932 Following
Vriska Serket♏️ @ih8youguys
19 Followers 27 Following I h88888888 you so much, its fucking ridiculous........ fuck this.
Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify
808 Followers 229 Following I should probably update my shit, but then I'd only be fooling myself into believing that you expect anything here of value. Hi, I'm Dirk.![the iron fist in a velvet glove. [ packless alpha | #MVRP OC ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1172693853582893056/rxL4oSG7.jpg)
Sʌвʟε @weriuuoIf
238 Followers 43 Following the iron fist in a velvet glove. [ packless alpha | #MVRP OC ]
Cronus Ampora @imyour8ADGUY
243 Followers 90 Following ♠ @hemoerotica ♠ point me to the sky abovwe, i can't get there on my ovwn, vwalk me to the gravweyard, dig up her bones. vWMultishipWv
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
596 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!
R.L. @TiresiasTolumni
37 Followers 44 Following Prolix authoress of the popular fantasy series Complacency of the Learned, here to fill your timeline with protracted waffling. [email protected] for tour scheduling.
Kanaya Maryam @grim_Auxiliator
275 Followers 236 Following What A Mess We Made When It All Went Wrong
Does It Matter? @grimauxiliator
1 Followers 0 Following
AIDAN @jerkmoronsantos
92 Followers 65 Following l i t e r a l l y dead inside aside from the fact that fiori bellandini exists and just by doing so, makes the quality of life better![fLY LIKE A FAIRY, uH, fIGHT LIKE A BULL,,, ♥: ♦: ♠: @PrankingGambit ♣: [#Homestuck #RP 18+] [Icon: http://t.co/h6NX7MnUnC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/474726314553778176/4SUr11SL.png)
Tavros Nitram @SickFires
674 Followers 224 Following fLY LIKE A FAIRY, uH, fIGHT LIKE A BULL,,, ♥: ♦: ♠: @PrankingGambit ♣: [#Homestuck #RP 18+] [Icon: http://t.co/h6NX7MnUnC]
tAVROS nITRAM @bREAKtHEbOYiNmE
360 Followers 101 Following i CAN MAKE IT, i KNOW I CAN, yOU BROKE THE BOY IN ME, bUT, yOU WON'T BREAK THE MAN
Neophyte Redglare @GlareOfJustice
346 Followers 454 Following w3ll h3y th3r3 cr1m1n4l scum! you 4r3 und3r 4rr3st for b31ng too s3xy! (18+) (Multiship)![You're fairly convinced that your life was intended to be a total wreck. ♥: @IronicallyHomo [Homestuck RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/475064614250897408/zU1128bR.jpeg)
John Egbert @PrankingGambit
841 Followers 134 Following You're fairly convinced that your life was intended to be a total wreck. ♥: @IronicallyHomo [Homestuck RP]
dave strider @readingourvows
494 Followers 305 Following im still trapped in the chronologistics of this fuckin one man ballet | ❤️: @PERSISTAMOS
The Helmsman @twotheheaven2
221 Followers 325 Following 1M S0RRY 1M 50RRY 1M S0RRY 1M S0RRY 1M 20RRY 1M s0RRY 1M 50RRY IM S0RRY IM 20RRY 00110001 01001101 00100000 00110101 00110000 01010010 01010010 01011001
Calliope @etherealumbrage
95 Followers 94 Following crUshed and filled with all i foUnd, Underneath and inside jUst to come aroUnd.
x @mutaatum
153 Followers 111 Following
PUMKIN @devallued
84 Followers 203 Following (FUCKS UP CONSISTENTLY) • GASPAR • ♋ • HE/HIM • LATINX • OBNOXIOUS SHIT POSTER • POLYPANROMANTIC & AFRAID
@mommyLalonde @maternalAlcohol
145 Followers 117 Following moved back to @mommyLalonde. please follow there!![It's almost more appealing be the boy that was left in the dark rather than the one to have to face the light. [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/424800250969063424/Xe2Dcidx.jpeg)
Ross Lalonde @NeedlekindGent
282 Followers 45 Following It's almost more appealing be the boy that was left in the dark rather than the one to have to face the light. [RP]
Karkat Vantas @kitkatvantas_
60 Followers 269 Following FUCK OFF ASSHOLE {multi-ship indie karkat account! ^u^ #msparp}
Daisy Strider @PyrrhicDivisi
85 Followers 43 Following its like gold dust you see me mashing up your airwaves i know you cant get enough of my sound
... @psycandix
1K Followers 245 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ
ᴛэʀэᴢɪ ᴩyʀ... @DR4CON14NL4W
200 Followers 111 Following ❝ SO NOW TH3 WORLD C4N N3V3R G3T M3 ON MY L3V3L ❞ ♦@JusticeGlare♦ ♠@cruellionheart♠ // FUN POL1C3 W1TH @amauroticOneOh
Sophia Jones @Big_AppleGirl
185 Followers 133 Following Don't talk to me and don't walk into traffic and expect people to wait for you to finish crossing the street befoee driving![you don't know me so well, i think you know that now, im unbreakable, theres no need for fragile stickers [18+/ tw with drugs and language]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/421160731820580865/JXkY-wff.png)
Jade Harley @deftdaisy
107 Followers 91 Following you don't know me so well, i think you know that now, im unbreakable, theres no need for fragile stickers [18+/ tw with drugs and language]
ℯridan ∂mpora @somethinwwicked
1K Followers 2K Following its a reasonable sacrifice // she/her // cw: bigotry, classism, verbal abuse, violence![Your name is VRISKA SERKET, and you are an AVID GAM8LER, as well as a MODEL ADMIRER. [ icon source: http://t.co/xMfrqe6iIG ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/499297089491599361/mEm3FMxq.jpeg)
Vriska @gam8ler
111 Followers 30 Following Your name is VRISKA SERKET, and you are an AVID GAM8LER, as well as a MODEL ADMIRER. [ icon source: http://t.co/xMfrqe6iIG ]
David Strider @ScenicProdigy
318 Followers 111 Following why bother with lame formalities when dealing with a celebrity genius? i don't really give a damn. {Alpha Dave, 18+ RP}![During the day I go by Mr. Egbert-Crocker. At night, you call me Daddy.[18+ rp]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/422818651394158593/EiJ_x-a3.jpeg)
Jebidiah @siresapient
53 Followers 39 Following During the day I go by Mr. Egbert-Crocker. At night, you call me Daddy.[18+ rp]
Calliope @AsclepiusCherub
163 Followers 190 Following Your name is Calliope, more commonly known as UU. You are never going to give up, no matter how hurt or broken you may be. #RP
Karkat Vantas @sickIekind
144 Followers 74 Following DO YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT? THAT EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS SOMEWHERE ELSE?
j α d e @spacedoge
187 Followers 48 Following Your name is JADE HARLEY and you don't bite!! Well.. much.
the Grand Highblood @highesthand
2K Followers 2K Following sign of t'e wars is my grinnin'. // he/him, it/its // cw: violence, gore, hallucinations, paranoia + a lot more.
Rory Lalonde @CallItTipsy
45 Followers 22 Following Put your middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck. He ate my heart. ♡
Plush Rumps @PlushSmuppets
64 Followers 9 Following BUY SMUPPETS NOW owned and founded by @smuppeteer #smuppets![Yo, the name's Cronus and I'm just looking to meet some newv dames and gents. [18+ Homestuck RP account. ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/427253912714739712/mp2zYR67.png)
Cronus Ampora @abeyanthope
188 Followers 110 Following Yo, the name's Cronus and I'm just looking to meet some newv dames and gents. [18+ Homestuck RP account. ]
M17UN4 C4P70R @533_N0_3V1L
664 Followers 237 Following CUZ 57H0M371M35 7W0 2574Y 4L1V3 Y0U G07 700 K1LL Y0UR M1ND | ❤️ @x4n4xd | ♦️: @pemumbra
gallowsCalibrator @erytophile
269 Followers 220 Following 1 W4S TH3 WRONG D4MN G1RL 1N TH3 WRONG D4MN ROOM