HumanFlypaper @HumanFlypaper
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There are snipers on the roof of the school where I got my MA. There are police beating students at the school where I got my PhD. At each school, I studied authoritarian regimes and how they brainwash people into believing that state brutality is not only normal, but deserved.
Let's not go through this agony again. Time to take Russian frozen assets and use them to rebuild Ukraine: theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
🧵 My pregnant wife called me at work, she said — Something Is Wrong. She was distraught. She said she was heading to our OB/GYN. I told her I’d meet her there.
If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
It’s Sunday, April 7, 2024. WSJ reporter Evan Gershkovich was detained by the FSB Mar 29, 2023. One year and 9 days ago JOURNALISM IS NOT A CRIME! FREE EVAN NOW! #IStandWithEvan
Sarah writes a childhood memory she didn't know I had.
Sarah writes a childhood memory she didn't know I had.
For people who didn't want to vote for Hillary, everything SCOTUS does is all your fault.
If I were Biden I’d answer every question about my age with: I don’t have time to dye my hair, get a spray tan, and sit in a makeup chair for twenty minutes every day because I’m busy getting shit done. If that makes me look old, I really don’t care.
Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈
Just like we drew it up.
@JillWineBanks & if you have a moment, watch this clip of Hillary Clinton on the view. It will be the clearest explanation of what’s happening in the region that you’ve heard yet. 👇
Put into International legal framework Hamas attempted Genocide on 10-7. They killed Jews to exterminate them. Any they encountered. It had no military value at all.
Put into International legal framework Hamas attempted Genocide on 10-7. They killed Jews to exterminate them. Any they encountered. It had no military value at all.
My friend and fellow Mayfield Alum lost her kindergarten classroom in Lahaina, please consider helping her recover learning materials for her littles. #MauiFire Cc: @colinmochrie @StephenAtHome gofundme.com/f/recover-clas…
45 men have served as president. Some great leaders, others mediocre. Only one sought by violence to overthrow the Constitution. That one now stands multiply indicted for his crimes. Some flinch from this truth. Others deny it. It's a lot to face. But anything else is a lie.
Don’t come to Maui. Cancel your planned vacations. Survivors need the hotel rooms. Give our community time to grieve and heal.
It’s flattering to see @nytimes rewrite my feature on two Canadian men switched at birth. You can read the original, exclusively reported @globeandmail story I took months to research and write as a former freelancer here theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…
It’s flattering to see @nytimes rewrite my feature on two Canadian men switched at birth. You can read the original, exclusively reported @globeandmail story I took months to research and write as a former freelancer here theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…
Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
New picket sign spotted
Watching debates about Supreme Court here and elsewhere is the latest study in GOP efforts to normalize the unconscionable, the corrupt, and the contra-constitutional. This is a court in which a majority of those on the right took their seats under questionable circumstances.
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Anthony Adoki @anthony_adoki
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Derek the Antifascist @dreadnaught027
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Lily Marzillier @LilyMarzillier
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Versie Chick @chick_ver
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Gabriel Rodman Carlso.. @rodman_gab68380
129 Followers 659 Following I am honest and independent hard working smart man by nature friendly by people love pets. I will defend this country at all costs. Follow for news
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Coachella @coachella
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West Wing Writers @WestWingWriters
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw
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Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg
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Dr Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww
103K Followers 6K Following NC's candidate for Commissioner of Agriculture. Crop scientist, ex-farmworker, grower of farms & food systems.
Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano
3.4M Followers 7K Following 💎 NOT PAYING FOR A BLUE CHECK MARK! Check out @sorrynotsorry @NoRA4USA Please follow my other account for career updates @AlyssaDotCom Text Me: (323)396-9923
Biden-Harris HQ @BidenHQ
341K Followers 4 Following Just the facts, Jack. We’re on the other website, too: https://t.co/9Z2jW1VQ7a
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
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OpenAI @OpenAI
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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
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US Copyright Office @CopyrightOffice
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NASA Europa Clipper @EuropaClipper
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Community Notes @CommunityNotes
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Maria Popova @brainpicker
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Gabriel Bosslet @gbosslet
34K Followers 9K Following Dad of 4 | I belong to @Bossletmd | Asst Dean of Fac Dev @iumedschool | he/him | I run to stay sane | You can find me on bluesky with the same handle
Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum
50K Followers 538 Following Historian and journalist. Deputy Executive Editor @TheAtlantic
Pacific Surfliner @PacSurfliners
18K Followers 290 Following Journey along the SoCal coast on the Pacific Surfliner. Follow real-time alerts at #SurflinerAlert About this account: https://t.co/wNDgAw6YbM…
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134K Followers 882 Following Filmmaker, Author | LOOK film out soon | VIOLET film, FIVE MINUTES & PUSH shorts, FAME & FACE books. | IG: _JustineBateman_
Fran Drescher @frandrescher
291K Followers 19K Following President @SAGAFTRA Actor/Writer/Creator/Producer. Founder-President https://t.co/mg0ThtyCM0 Fighter 4 Diversity/Ecology/Unity ☮️❤️🌈🙏🏾
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Shematologist, MD @acweyand
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NPR @NPR
8.7M Followers 63K Following NPR is an independent news organization committed to informing the public about the world around us. You can find us every other place you read the news.
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Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries
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@CarolWalshReal1 @moseskagan How promptly are we talking here? Cuz nothing moves that fast. And what kind of crap husband was he that his sisters-in-law wanted to damage him financially?
@moseskagan If she willed the properties to her sisters then there's a probate estate that must be closed out before sisters have title and can sell them. Transfers upon death to spouse stay out of probate in community property typically. I feel like he's not giving you the full story…
If only @GovKristiNoem could've given that puppy the same consideration she'd give a cluster of developing cells inside a 12-year-old rape victim's uterus.
And to think that in the old days we thought Mitt had done Seamus dirty.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Welcomed a new eight pound, two ounce addition into our family last week. Her name is Maya and we love her tremendously. Talia is thrilled to be a big sister.
President Biden: As long as I have the power of the presidency, Trump’s national abortion ban is never going to happen. If Congress ever passes a ban, I will veto that ban. If you elect a Democratic Congress, Kamala and I will make Roe v. Wade the law of the land again
standing over the sink eating leftovers with my dad like we are two bears that just broke into someones home
What a great pre-birthday surprise. The FT featured Red Notice in their collection of favourite business books over two decades
@MikeBeauvais @staticbluebat Okay, what if this dude actually was like, the American Christ?
As a Jewish parent sending tuition dollars to @USC for an Annenberg student I am offended by this decision. Please immediately re-invite Asna Tabassum to speak as valedictorian. She earned this honor as an excellent scholar and student of genocide, no less. For shame, USC.
USC announced that valedictorian Asna Tabassum’s commencement speech has been canceled, stating it was “necessary to maintain the safety of our campus and students” ‘I am surprised that my own university has abandoned me,’ Tabassum said in a statement uscannenbergmedia.com/2024/04/15/pro…
For many years I’ve watched @Jeopardy with my mom (and still do) so this right here is an excellent moment.
Jackie Robinson’s widow Rachel attending a game tonight to celebrate the 77th anniversary today in 1947 of Jackie’s first MLB game that broke the color barrier. She will be 102 (!) years old in 3 months. ❤️ Jackie died in 1972.
@SMB_Attorney Glass bottle Voss. All others are inferior in my opinion.
@HumanFlypaper Oh really?! That’s scary!
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We needed a minute to collect our thoughts and even still, it's a lot to process ...
Kissinger died six months ago. OJ died today. There's a person out there who's like a fusion of Kissinger and OJ. I wonder what will happen to them. I don't wish nothing on no one. Bad karma. I'm just sitting back, listening to music. youtu.be/TVdDlFB0-1w?si…
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