Nerd Humore @HumorForNerds
NERD ONLY JOKES. No JOCKS. No FOOTBALL. if u don't get jokes your dumb probebLY don't have phd lol humorfornerds.tk Nyan Cate Joined January 2012-
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haha nvm guys i just got and upvote. gonna tell my g1rlfri3nd about this she' gonna cum ecept my girleferiend is a pillow hello i'm sheldeon
wow someoene just downvoted me time 2 kill myselfe
the best part of waking up - is remembering i'm not wood thris;uhsh.
#10BasicFactsAboutMe 1) fat 2) linuXXX 3) kattana 4) #athest 5) NYANY CYT 6) bacone 6 )bacone 8) fl eslife 9) bakone 10) rep its 11) rag fec
thin's that don't mix: nerd snd alcohol, smart and ymMAC YUSER..... hitler(?), founding fatherys(jk!!!!!!), dubstrep and countrey. rap.
RIP Ian Abercrombie u made clothe for my older brother Chad. he smelled like 4 loko when he cut off my limbs and called me a dork
#ipodonshuffletop20 i'm on the bus listen ing to nyan cat and ithink this cute bithetch acros from me sees throutgh my 400lb self & lovse me
ok let me check my metere dude. yeah alright accorying to my epic-ometer "hitler kissing a shit samdwich" is ~97% epic 3% d and 100% kILL ME
ok Shelldum here. Let me be REAL for a seccond. anime is gay and i wante to put my dikc in a poney.
what do you MEAN "epic" doesn't mean what i think it does u fukr. fuecker. i have a PHD and BS in Epicology and this 'faile' is VERY EPIC
LADIES- do u like rambow dish. do you like a ppony. my testicles have rage comic onthem (temp tats bptech) don't act like u don't want this
ok so i just spent 4 hours solving the theory therum of how Your Gay as hell, mom. my basemment needs more spaece.
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