Who-so @Husobored
Don’t take it personally Joined February 2011-
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other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card https://t.co/j70xVs1qBB
Okay senators can just tweet this but my account would get suspended if I told him to kill himself nice dude
Okay senators can just tweet this but my account would get suspended if I told him to kill himself nice dude
I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
May thy knife chip and shatter
May thy knife chip and shatter https://t.co/S54QT6jhJp
The reason all the condoms and stuff are in a locked section is cuz the employee needs to come down personally to congratulate you on the sex.
La La Land for people on SSRI’s
La La Land for people on SSRI’s
I love America just putting lead in stuff for the fucking hell of it.
I love America just putting lead in stuff for the fucking hell of it.
americans love owning a phone that can tell them exactly what this is, and choosing to ignore it in favor of the kind of unspecific generalized terror last experienced by medieval dirt farmers
americans love owning a phone that can tell them exactly what this is, and choosing to ignore it in favor of the kind of unspecific generalized terror last experienced by medieval dirt farmers
[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci
cigarette break
They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time
I’m at the combination KFC Sephora
Yeah if you don’t think critically about anything you might be very content.
Yeah if you don’t think critically about anything you might be very content.
sorry for being annoying its because i want you
Pornhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the shit they were talking about in revelations
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A lot of you all would’ve absolutely hated the Civil Rights Movement had you lived through it, and it shows.
Imagine protesting over a conflict occurring in a different country
other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
Krispy Kreme is releasing a Pokémon donut set in Korea! Includes Pikachu, Ditto, Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Diglett! 🍩
Liberals: oh you care about palestine? stop tweeting and do something *people organize nation-wide protests and actions at great personal risk* Liberals: you swine. i hope the police beat you into a fine red paste. i hope they come after your families. how dare you
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
if you criticize the state of israel they send snipers to your schools
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
@mcuban Hey Mark just wondering if you or your corporations pay more than the required taxes in order to pay your fair share, thanks so much
May thy knife chip and shatter
At the beach - Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!
La La Land for people on SSRI’s
Lady Gaga & Joaquin Phoenix in ‘Joker: Folie à Deux.’
you’re right, ma’am, this guy looks like a fucking moron. you’d have to be one of the worst candidates of all-time to lose to someone this dumb
americans love owning a phone that can tell them exactly what this is, and choosing to ignore it in favor of the kind of unspecific generalized terror last experienced by medieval dirt farmers
Example of another perfectly normal cloud in 🤡🌎 captured in Richmond Virginia, America
being a right wing comedian is so easy dude
the way my jaw dropped to the floor
[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci
Never forget
What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
Nobody should be a billionaire, it should literally be illegal. You should immediately be taxed out of being a billionaire the minute it happens.
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I have been laughing for 15 mins
🇨🇳Chinese 5 Year Plan: massive investments in transportation, healthcare, education, renewable energy, as well as digital infrastructure to stimulate economic growth, promote social equity, and advance technological innovation. 🇺🇸American 5 Year Plan:
McDonald’s will sell Krispy Kreme donuts at all of its US locations by the end of 2026 trib.al/bruv2aU
I feel like we moved on from Boeing killing a guy sort of quickly
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