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XG stats are nonsensical to me. Chelsea are 4-0 up & XG is 1.3. Someone gets paid to make this stuff up. #CheEve
Did you know? There's a forest shaped like a guitar in Argentina.The 7,000 trees were planted by a farmer in 1979 as a tribute to his late wife who loved playing the guitar. He has never been able to see it himself from above, because he's afraid of flying. So moving story.🙏🥹🎸
This English Teacher debut is even better than I expected. Phenomenal. #EnglishTeacher #ThisCouldBeTexas open.spotify.com/album/4gd3XcQ7…
1 point from 2 games when winning both in the 96th minute. Pathetic. #mufc
Definitely wait for it.
Got a new dishwasher last week with built in WiFi. Absolutely no need to use the app to remotely start it, rather than just pressing the button on the machine. But I’ve used the app every time so far, just ‘cos I can.
Where’s Richard Herring when you need him? #InternationalWomensDay
Fabulous workmanship.
Great night at @BedfordEsquires tonight. A few good bands but @Englishteac_her were superb. Exciting band, very much looking forward to the album. Lily has unbelievable stage presence & a fabulous voice. #EnglishTeacherband
This video never fails to amuse every time it does the rounds!
About fucking time.
Very early in the year but this will undoubtedly be high up on many 2024 best album lists. Fabulous. #sprints open.spotify.com/album/1PTPBDLc…
If I was ever asked to be a cheerleader I’d jump at the chants.
Here’s my list of favourite albums from 2023. #AlbumOfTheYear #AOTY2023
Wouldn’t be Christmas if we didn’t repost this.
Probably my favourite ever album, released 44 years ago today. Time flies!
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Currently blaring out one of my favourite ever songs, after the sad news of Geordie Walker. #geordiewalker #KillingJoke #LoveLikeBlood open.spotify.com/track/6VzXOkU7…
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@Ianconspicuous I take no notice of any of the nonsense mate.
Give this album a listen: Obsessions open.spotify.com/album/2c3nIMYw… #MidnightGallery
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@LeeHurstComic Instead of counting to 3 when lifting somebody in or out of bed, I’d reduce this to 2. Immediate time saving in every ward across the country and it will cost nothing to implement. 👍🏼
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Anyone linked them with Man Utd yet 😂
Harry and Meghan could be on the move again 😵 buff.ly/3SWJwJn
@Ianconspicuous I’m expecting at least two new tyres!
Abandoned Hotel Belvédère was an iconic Swiss hotel on the edge of the Rhone Glacier. It was built in 1882 by young hotelier Josef Seiler in one of the hairpin bends of the Furka Pass, one of the snowiest regions in Switzerland. The panoramic location attracted a pampered…
Wouldn’t be Christmas if we didn’t repost this.
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RIP El Tel. The best manager England have ever had. Way ahead of his time.
@Ianconspicuous She’s already done Dallas unless I’m mistaken 😂
@Ianconspicuous @bccamplight @dilettantesongs It’s the BBC don’t you know! No such depravity allowed! 🤣
Kids Jumping onto Mattresses. From the series Youth Unemployment (1981) by Tish Murtha. Photo © Ella Murtha, all rights reserved.