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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

Mainly I just sit around and be fantastic. West Dakota Joined April 2010
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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

I enjoy sending texts to random numbers saying, "I hid the body... Now what?"

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

If you love something, set it free. Unless its a tiger.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

3 out of 4 voices in my head wants me to go to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.

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13 years ago

"I need to have 3 baby daddies one with the last names of G, F & L. So i can have kids with the initials of OMG, WTF, and LOL"@ImAngDee

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

I'm on so much cold medicine at work, that I just had a panic attack truly believing I had lost my pants. This is going to be one long day.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

I've been stuck at an airport for two hours with another two to go. In case you're wondering, I'm the ass laying across five chairs.

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13 years ago

If the hunger games were to take place in my office right now, I feel I would have a very good chance of winning.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

Washing down sleeping pills with shots of espresso, and yet I wonder why I'm not falling asleep.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

When my dates are going bad I stand up and scream, "I'm an actor, they're all actors, those are hidden cameras & you're on Disaster Dates!"

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

No one is on the road this morning. So I'm doing the cha cha slide with my car. Slide to the left! Slide to the right! Right foot stomp!

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

Now that I'm able to fly free, it has brought new meaning to the phrase, Five o'clock somewhere.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

While you enjoy your chocolates and flowers, I've taken it upon myself to text 'We need to talk. I'm pregnant.' To random numbers nationwide

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

13 years ago

Whew! Barely got my order in for roses tomorrow. I would have been so pissed at my fake boyfriend if I didn't get any.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

14 years ago

Only 997,548 more followers until I hit 1 MILLION! I think I can get that by Friday for sure.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

14 years ago

If I throw my dogs ball in some thorny rose bushes, she's less inclined to badger me into playing fetch with her.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

14 years ago

Ever notice when the cops show up at a party, everyone turns into Olympic athletes?

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

14 years ago

On my resume I listed: "Can take my bra off using only my toes" under "Unique Attributes"

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

14 years ago

Some coworkers just need to be high fived in the face with a chair.

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A-N-G-I-E @ImAngDee

14 years ago

I like to think my boss and I are as close as two people with mutual restraining orders can be.

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