Graham_W @Im_Not_Angus
Put funny, or interesting comment in this section. wwwwwwwww.co.uk England, United Kingdom Joined October 2015-
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#LunchPun Even on busy days at NASA they have a Launch Break.
Shock horror! Angela Rayner is surely toast, as Private Eye reveals the true extent of her many crimes "RAYNER - FRESH CRIMES REVEALED!"
FFS NO-ONE CALL JONATHAN GULLIS JONATHAN SEAGULLIS PLEASE! THIS REALLY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN ALL THE TIME!
FFS NO-ONE CALL JONATHAN GULLIS JONATHAN SEAGULLIS PLEASE! THIS REALLY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN ALL THE TIME!
🔥 WARNING: DO NOT RETWEET THIS.
🔥 WARNING: DO NOT RETWEET THIS.
Indie Club #TheFastShow
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Conservative Party Publishes "Racism Rate Card." 👇🏻 Get all the details with #BrokenNews.
#PMQs. Racism, misogyny, returning £10 million donation, Anderson to Reform, private meeting with Brady, 27 points behind in the polls. Sunak should rightly be hammered for this shitshow - the so-called plan is most definitely not working. #SunakOut #ToriesOut #GeneralElectionN0W
From Germany. Because they know.
Note for the organisers of Crufts - never negotiate with terriers...
I had the opposite of an emotional breakdown after finishing my jigsaw - I WASN'T in bits.
Have you checked the suspects movements ? Yes - he's eaten Sweetcorn Recently.
Robert Plant hated Cornwall - he wrote that song "Stay away from Devon"
Just a thought, wouldn't it be great if we could all write in our Questions for PMQs ?
So this man who verbally attacked @HackneyAbbott for being a strong black female - is making money from our crumbling NHS - whilst being the @Conservatives biggest party doner... Do you think that is okay?
So this man who verbally attacked @HackneyAbbott for being a strong black female - is making money from our crumbling NHS - whilst being the @Conservatives biggest party doner... Do you think that is okay?
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Out of Context SMERSH.. @ContextSmersh
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Eli 💛🤍💜🖤 .. @EliGhostie
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Holly @DandySpectacles
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Gaia Tempest 🦄🦼.. @GaiaTempestUK
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Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys
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RS Archer @archer_rs
122K Followers 10K Following I now only occasionally post. I have no other social media profiles. EU citizen
Good luck with everything hdhdhddbdbdbdbdhfjdh Thanks Ben Jfjdjdrjdj Also thanks rebs your an icon
As this has arrived I've listened to @SMERSHPOD @ItsJohnRain @MrPLitchfield episode,which is wonderful before watching...
Comedy is about being safe and finding your people.
Had an amazing time
Hands up who wants Angela Rayner to take #PMQs every week? She’s probably the only really relatable person in the house Speaks like us not in Etonian jibberish Oh yeah, she tells Oliver Dowden he backed a pint sized loser 😂😂😂 #GeneralElectionNow
#PMQs Angela Rayner ripping apart the pompous Oliver Dowden and the rabble sitting behind him "he's seems to be a bit worn out, maybe it's the 3am calls from the bad men that's been keeping up"😂👍🏼 Oi @Conservatives just give us a general election now
I wish @AngelaRayner was speaking at #PMQs more....she's brilliant Why is the pathetic @Conservatives party trying to bring her down? She's a Northern, working class, bright as a button, funny woman. Everything they look down on Go Angela Rayner 👍🏼
Watch: Angela Rayner calls Rishi Sunak a "pint sized loser" at PMQs
After 14 years of Tory failure, it’s time for change. Only Labour will end the housing emergency.
Pint sized loser 😂 #pmqs #AngelaRayner #RishiSunak
I’ve just gotten to a point in @gralefrit’s fabulously instructive and hugely entertaining audiobook Be Funny or Die (by the way, if you haven’t read the hardcover or listen to the audiobook, DO IT NOW!!!) where this video I made ties in so nicely….
If #BBCGhosts was a 1980s US sitcom…. (@realmatbaynton, @lollyadefope, @JimHowick, @simonfarnaby, @Lazbotron, @MarthaHD, @kfRedhot, @WixKaty, @benwillbond, @simonhynd)
If #BBCGhosts was a 1980s US sitcom…. (@realmatbaynton, @lollyadefope, @JimHowick, @simonfarnaby, @Lazbotron, @MarthaHD, @kfRedhot, @WixKaty, @benwillbond, @simonhynd)
@gralefrit @Giddy_Me @benwillbond It was a joy to meet you and indulge a rather silly American quizzing you and also enjoying some ‘silly’ subject material! Fab night and a wonderful venue! You are stellar!
@Giddy_Me @benwillbond Questions tonight were all REMARKABLE and cool. People organising the event commented on it afterwards. Thanks to all the clever people who asked amazing things.
A full house tonight. Sorry if you missed out but see the rest of you comedy nerds later. (I always mean 'nerd' as a compliment.) #BeFunnyOrDie
I just emailed @AirTanker to tell them to stand on the right side of history and refuse to forcibly fly refugees to Rwanda on behalf of the UK government. We need to act NOW. Will you join me? @FreefromTorture secure.freedomfromtorture.org/page/147528/ac…
Doing the book chat with one of the best in the biz… COME ALONG!
This is tomorrow night in Walthamstow with @gralefrit & @benwillbond and it will be an absolute hoot and also comedy nerd heaven. Handful of tickets left if you’re quick. eventbrite.com/e/be-funny-or-…
Matt Hancock gave a PPE contract to his sisters company which he owned 20% of. Then denied it when confronted and covered up the evidence. In total he has been personally involved in more than £600,000,000 of PPE fraud. Let’s investigate HIS bank account.
I can’t believe they threw me out for jumping around.
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