David Fear @Im_david2

Joined November 2009

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superb, short for superbitch @paytxhn

3 years ago

something so embarrassing about stepping out in january with fresh shoes. oooh did u get those for xmas??? did santa bring u those???? mortifying

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David Fear @Im_david2

3 years ago

Why is Spotify wrapped already complete? Still just under a month left #SpotifyWrapped

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Mo Gilligan @MoTheComedian

3 years ago

Supermarkets closing at 4pm on a Sunday is just childish imo

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maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi

3 years ago

The worst feeling is when you've already coughed 3 times in a gathering and you're trying so hard not to cough again.

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David Fear @Im_david2

3 years ago

Do British Gas think I’m there new fkin pen pal

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Andy Goode @AndyGoode10

3 years ago

There’s taking the piss and then there’s this!! 👇🏼

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𝕸𝖊𝖌 𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖑 👄 @Megvnh_

4 years ago

Why does having your windscreen wipers on the fastest setting feel so embarrassing for no reason? Actually get such a beamer driving with my wipers going as fast as they can 😭

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The MICHELIN Guide @MichelinGuideUK

4 years ago

@lenclume in #Cartmel is promoted from Two to Three MICHELIN Stars for its sublime cooking, which never stops evolving. @simon_rogan’s dishes linger long in the memory #MICHELINGuideGBI #3MICHELINStars

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Dom Joly @domjoly

4 years ago

It appears that the receptionist at the building I’m filming in today is not a big fan 😂😂😂

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David Fear @Im_david2

4 years ago

Legit theory that the booster is just reinserting the energy that was sucked from the first jab….

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman

4 years ago

I just saw a tiktok where someone said they got the ick when they saw the man use the tiny menu you get with a box of chocolates and I’m beside myself

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Matt Christmas @MattChristmas1

4 years ago

You think your day is going ok and then some plonker blends a fucking J-cloth in the Thermo

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David Fear @Im_david2

4 years ago

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David Fear @Im_david2

4 years ago

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Kevin Peraza @KevinPerazaa

4 years ago

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Nick Morse @thefoodiedr

4 years ago

When you swap porcelain and gold for wood and marker pen, you get faux kintsugi. The real thing is the Japanese art of fixing broken pottery with precious metals - this is a 2mm thick sycamore bowl with gold pen. What do you think to the effect? #HandmadeHour

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David Fear @Im_david2

4 years ago

Selling a mini fridge on FB, over 10 people interested…me:

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Claire Hartley @CHartleyPhotos

4 years ago

More #anarchy1 from last weekend. #sorrynotsorry

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Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx

4 years ago

In the Olympics, before each event I think there should just be a normal person having a go to show you the scale of how phenomenal the Olympians are

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Nat @unfortunatalie

4 years ago

Possibly the most baffling people: the ones who are still wearing masks now that we don't legally have to, but still wearing them underneath their noses.