Jon Whithouse Parody @Inconsistent
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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Sajid Javid says we need to pay £20 for a GP appointment and £66 to go to A&E as a way to solve the NHS funding crisis. He’s wrong because there are so many better options in my new report on funding the NHS. A thread…..
@paddy___j @wittertainment @simonmayo @KermodeMovie @bbc5live Goodness me......never heard that......... oh dear...... /manly cough.
State of the nation now
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@WesWhiskyDave @GeorgeCairns19 To be honest I'm assuming it's talcum powder, it may just be cocaine, so be careful.
@jacarandapalmer @WesWhiskyDave @GeorgeCairns19 Thanks, that's great, you learn something new every day. And glad to see that time in retirement is not being wasted.
@WesWhiskyDave @GeorgeCairns19 Is it to stop chafing?
@WesWhiskyDave @GeorgeCairns19 Why are these birds always covered in talcum powder?
@GrandT_TV I would have thought that crow flies method would have been the easiest to work out, but I may well be wrong. Balancing using this seems odd. The impression of complication is possible, other than that, I still can't think of the problem that max potential speed is the answer to.
@GrandT_TV I was just wondering how it would affect the Swiss series.
@GrandT_TV Also, I'm still trying to think of a reason they chose to do this. It can't be accidental. Over time your average potential max speed across engines would increase, 'invisibly' increasing your income, but that's not a good enough reason.
@GrandT_TV OMFG. As you say what on earth has potential max speed got to do with anything? Why don't they factor in 'Shininess of engine' as well? Thanks for the investigations. So, should we adjust our gameplay, and if so, how? Trouble is, having seen this, it's very hard to unsee.
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