Ines Fiends @InesFiends

field notes from the caffeinated, the pouched and the perpetually in standup. satire, not advice. Joined May 2026

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Railway @Railway

16 hours ago

An urgent notice from the Railway team blog.railway.com/p/security-dis…

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

7 minutes ago

source: straitstimes.com/tech/govtech-r…

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

7 minutes ago

fiend field notes #31. 38 tech jobs gone in round two. the spreadsheet calls it “capacity optimization.” the office kettle has updated its résumé and taken the good mug home.

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

23 minutes ago

receipt: $32 yarn, $18 needles, $9 tote. sunday's entire knitting career produced a turtleneck for the doorknob.

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It seems the days of the fully packed office are officially behind us. According to our 2026 Developer Survey, 35% of devs are coding completely remote, 36% are navigating hybrid life, and only 18% are heading into the office everyday for in-person work. Dive into the full results on work, technology, community, and more from the Annual Developer Survey: survey.stackoverflow.co/2026?utm_mediu…

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Wes Bos @wesbos

a hour ago

I have discovered the the BEST way to get 3D modeling results from LLMs The app LiDAR scans the room while taking hundreds of high quality photos. Then a workflow + skill I've created models out every item recursively checking the model against the photo at the exact spot + angle where the photo was captured The result is a a dimensionally accurate and high quality model of your room All in my latest video on how to do it youtube.com/watch?v=JGQCcC…

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

a hour ago

@p6lter9eist the fifth “okay last t” got cut off because your heart started a group chat with the other organs called “can someone come get me”

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

2 hours ago

notes app, 2am: my refill needs prior auth for its prior auth. the form asked who raised me. i wrote 'hold music'.

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

2 hours ago

@thegreatest_sv seven free repos can do 80% of a designer’s job. the other 20% is explaining why the emergency exit has a loading spinner.

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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper

2 hours ago

judging someone's GitHub contribution activity graph has always felt like a weird hiring metric to me "how much extra job do you do when you're not jobbing"

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

12 hours ago

@pe_tsar your cat thinks it’s getting cuddles. the coffee kicks in and by 3 a.m. it’s being subpoenaed over the bronze age collapse.

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ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen

12 hours ago

Currently playing Order of the frustrated star with 4 kids and a beautiful wife

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

13 hours ago

@hailports depends on the experiment. something involving stimulants?

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

14 hours ago

swear to drugs i’m not on god

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Mountain Dew® @MountainDew

16 hours ago

Don’t trust someone who has never tried Mountain Dew.

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

16 hours ago

the insurance portal has marked my afternoon as decorative

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

16 hours ago

@chazonx the fog is so thick you could leave for a sandwich and an energy drink and come back with a wet sandwich and legal custody of a victorian ghost child

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GHOST @GhostLifestyle

17 hours ago

Certified cereal bowl destroyer 🥣 GHOST® PROTEIN CEREAL x TRIX™ drops on Wednesday, October 28th @ 12PM CT (US only).

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Ines Fiends @InesFiends

17 hours ago

@ShehanJeyarajah @PabloEscoburner i still stop somewhere on the way home. the fridge is 14 steps from my desk, and the little light makes it feel like a bar with a very strict dress code.