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The only pre-workout I “take” is a “dump” (of poop) on the toilet! 😂😂💯
Hinge is getting too boring I’m gonna find love on Waze
What is a matte black cyber truck doing parked at my gym in broad daylight like dawg go fight the scarecrow or something I don’t think you’re supposed to be here 😭 💯 🦇
They’re sayin all the college kids are gonna be hitting “the Elon” at college parties now. They’re sayin it’s the new charleston
2025 ins: Hitting the quand 🕺🏻🔥 2025 outs: soggy bread 🥖 🤮 soggy green beans 🫛💧🤢
If I did the thing saquon Barkley did in my beer league hockey game nobody would even be talking about it. Makes you think
Self care is eating a handful of dark chocolate almonds followed by staring in the mirror and repeating “I am the almond man” 3x before receiving a celestial vision of a parting of clouds in the upper left corner of your field of vision where the light is so intense you try to lo
Can’t believe you skipped axe throwing class to tweet this
Can’t believe you skipped axe throwing class to tweet this
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When you enter a boxing match and your opponent literally punches you 💀💀
Protect our precious boxers from the crazed democrats!! They will punch you!!!
**Olympic boxer gets punched in the face, quits boxing on international tv** Conservatives: this is what democrats want. Boxers getting punched. What the hell is this world we live in
Folks, we need to get over ourselves if we want to win this election. Joe Biden is our candidate in 2024 and he’ll damn sure be our candidate again in 2028! #demsforbiden #itsnotjoevertillitsjoever
Kyle MacLachlan dancing and singing along to “The girl, so confusing version with lorde” by Charli xcx and Lorde
Last time I went to the dr they didn’t even measure me. just asked me how tall I am. It’s been a week since that appointment but I really wish I told them 5’4”. Or some equally ridiculous sounding height. 5’3” even. Or 5’9” 😂. Now that moment’s gone and it’s never coming back, n
I’m sorry we couldn’t make this work out
I’m sorry we couldn’t make this work out https://t.co/OTuKbyAyxT
baby Gronk rizzes up, defeats oppressive imperial regime
Joseph Enosakhale @JosephE96863
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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
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when memories rain @abrownsound
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Noise Mag @noise_magazine_
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mg @hungryassdude
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hannah👁 @r333iff
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Corduroy Boy @Corduroyboi33
138 Followers 220 Following All statements and opinions are exclusively my own
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Ben Stiller @BenStiller
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Sarah Ellison @sgellison
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caps/lfc season mode ... @OVECHKlN
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Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8
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Yonah Lieberman 🔥 @YonahLieberman
24K Followers 968 Following Communications and campaign strategist. Movement builder. Co-founder @IfNotNowOrg. Trainer @Momentum_mvmts. UMich alum. NYC & @LFC. Tweets my own.
B'Tselem בצלם ب�... @btselem
211K Followers 2K Following The Israeli Information Center for Human Rights in the Occupied Territories מרכז המידע הישראלי לזכויות האדם בשטחים RT ≠ endorsement. ✉️ [email protected]
Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes
4K Followers 47 Following Complicated Shirts™. Come see us at The Shops at The Creek! Everything in the store is your style. (ITYSL fan account) 👔
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wint @dril
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Ravens Uniform Tracke... @RavensUniforms
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gaz @gazpachomachine
88K Followers 2K Following I used to review food in the shower | All Reviews: https://t.co/sbof3C7kmr | [email protected] | Text or call me 404-548-8034
Seattle Cascades @SeattleCascades
3K Followers 288 Following Seattle Cascades are a professional ultimate team that competes in the Western Division of the Ultimate Frisbee Association™. The season runs April-July.
I Think You Should Wa... @WatchDetroiters
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Jeff Zrebiec @jeffzrebiec
106K Followers 506 Following Senior staff writer for The Athletic-Baltimore; covering the Ravens
when memories rain @abrownsound
159 Followers 410 Following He/Him/His Your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter
WBOR 91.1 FM @wbor
938 Followers 325 Following Student-run from @bowdoincollege 📡 On-air and online 24/7 ⤵️
mg @hungryassdude
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Impressions @impression_ists
166K Followers 2K Following I would rather die of passion than of boredom - V. van Gogh.
Jim Gelb @GelbJim
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Fiona @sillychowder76
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Philip Bonanno @philipcbonanno
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C @claywack
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Ian Zogg @ianzogg
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Ari @Algworkaccnt
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No Context I Think Yo... @LeaveNoContext
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572K Followers 278 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
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