jiz @JBootybb
hairstylist | artist | big dumb idiot | she/her Maryland, USA Joined December 2011-
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i used to be able to “damn that’s crazy” my way through any conversation but now when someone complains about having a shitty day i wanna scream OMG WHO DIED IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS !!!!!!!!!!!
i used to be able to “damn that’s crazy” my way through any conversation but now when someone complains about having a shitty day i wanna scream OMG WHO DIED IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS !!!!!!!!!!!
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You’re in his DMs and I’m freebleeding in his highschool gym shorts
grief is wild. i literally can’t do small talk anymore. i used to pull the “ya know just living the dream” response but now when someone asks how life’s going or what’s new i wanna fucking fight them.
braving a shtummy ache on the way to my ex’s funeral and i think it would be 1.) just my luck and 2.) very on brand for me to blow up the funeral home bathroom as soon as i get there
remember when the warrens said she was not to be moved !!!!
remember when the warrens said she was not to be moved !!!!
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there’s a party in the USA and you’re all invited — introducing our new limited edition party box featuring our classic favs Fruit Punch & Blue Razz + our newest flavor: Cherry Limeade 🍒
Find @BeatboxBevs near you using the store locator below! 👇 beatboxbeverages.com/pages/store-lo…
of course this was maryland 💀
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"ctfu" why are u telling me to chut the fuck up?
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he looks like those poor fucked up dogs white people be having
he looks like those poor fucked up dogs white people be having
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my absolute favourite brand of Reddit story is men posting things like “I bullied my wife into an open relationship and it turns out she’s a very desirable goddess and I’m somewhat of an unfuckable troll how do I fix my relationship?”
excluding naomi 🫡 hair is perfect and i desperately need to recreate it
excluding naomi 🫡 hair is perfect and i desperately need to recreate it
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Okay mister and misses fart
Okay mister and misses fart
how do i get into doing hair for @WWE bc i could make y’all’s extensions look so much better
i spy @BeatboxBevs lemonade packs AND new 4 packs @TotalWine 👀 #beatboxambassador #beatboxfam
excited to announce i’m one of @BeatboxBevs newest ambassadors 🍋 shoutout to Nikki’s Discount Liquor for bringing the lemonade variety pack to Baltimore !!! 💕💛 #beatboxfam
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flight to orlando has been booked
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