Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

Asphalt over concrete given the opportunity. @HarvardTrack_XC alum, @NAU MFA; RI-er; staffwriter @citiusmag; Host o Athletes Unfiltered @strava Instagram.com/jmmackattack/ San Francisco, CA Joined February 2011

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

3 years ago

Honestly I stand by this question

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

3 years ago

I’m making a queue, I’m checking it twice, I’m gonna find out if Taylor swift has lice

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

3 years ago

Addicted to the game and by game I mean driving 2.5 hrs in traffic to Long Island during my busiest work week of the year to have a specialist use a fancy tool to suck crap out of my ear holes.

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

Sandals in feb what a way to live

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

Just saw a perfectly normal looking person on the train clip all ten of their fingernails and let the trimmings fall in their lap and then put the clippers away and brush each individual nail shard off their pants onto the ground. Psychopaths are everywhere

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

It’s a poet’s wordle you’re all just living in it

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

It’s like the people in don’t look up have never even seen Armageddon. Do they really not know about sending oil drillers to land on the comet and blow it up into a ton of very small itty bitty comets????? Idiots

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

Just got a piece of ketchup flavored chip in my eye. That’s it. That’s the tweet

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

The subway rider urge to immediately alert a fellow subway rider that they have dropped one or both gloves on the ground but the lazy person urge to not have to move from my seat in order to facilitate the glove(s) being reunited with its/their person

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

the five worst words in human history: This tweet has been deleted

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

My husb is about to put PEPPERS in a dinner he says he’s making “for us” so looks like I get to make him a shrimp omelette for breakfast tmrw

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Jeanne Mack @JMMackattack

4 years ago

I got logged out of Twitter for a few months and finally reset my password to find the greatest tragedy/gift of all time

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CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag

4 years ago

Sorry I spilled a dangerously fizzy seltzer all over the floor of the Brooklyn, NY Citius Mag outpost and needed to mop it up. Will up the posting levels now.

DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack

4 years ago

Sorry I spilled a dangerously fizzy seltzer all over the floor of the Brooklyn, NY Citius Mag outpost and needed to mop it up. Will up the posting levels now.

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CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag

5 years ago

Let's give it up for @ChrisChavez who is simultaneously announcing the meet and operating multiple high-quality-camera-mounted drones.

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CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag

5 years ago

Hello! Here's the link to tonight's FREE livestream: youtube.com/watch?v=tSsfWS… And here's the link if you'd like to donate to mutual aid orgs that are helping Texans after last week's freeze: docs.google.com/document/d/1rd…

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JP @jpbrammer

5 years ago

Trump sworn in. "How bad could it be?" smash cut to JLo doing Let's Get Loud amid the ashes of an attempted insurrection in DC. hundreds of thousands are dead. Bernie is wearing his lil mittens