@McDonalds my one cheat meal and you guys mess it up 🤦🏼♀️ won’t be wasting my time with you anymore. We’re officially breaking up. And you didn’t even answer the phone when I called to tell you 😭 so now I’m social media putting our business out there. #McDonalds#breakingup
SON: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?
ME: Well, that’s your uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why.
SON: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein?
ME: That SON OF A BITCH!!
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