Paul Jackson @JackingJackson
My mom used to say, never look a gift horse in the mouth because that's how my dad died. favstar.fm/users/jackingj… Am Warrior Ninja towel boy Joined June 2012-
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It would suck if you broke your rib to suck your own dick & discovered it tastes terrible.
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I won $300 on the Derby yesterday & I'm spending the winnings on a strawberry at Whole Foods.
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Hypothetically, how deep would you have to bury a body to not have to worry about the neighbor's annoying labradoodle digging for bones?
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I'm convinced the devil is real & among us every time someone cuts me off then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit.
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Man. What a bummer... RIP George Jones #HeStoppedLovingHerToday
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R-E-T-W-E-E-T if you want a S-H-O-U-T-O-U-T must be following @ComedyTruth ❤
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Damn girl are you a telephone because I'd like to push your buttons and order a medium two topping pizza from Dominos for $5.99
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Lithium. At least it's not crack, right?
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Nobody asks me to smuggle things between my butt cheeks anymore.
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When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance" I think "Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."
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I'm never more proud of myself than when I'm able to sit through an entire conversation without correcting their horrible mispronunciations.
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"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening..." - guy in Home Depot parking lot, I think. Except in spanish.
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I'm insecure about my tiny penis :( RT @Stellarosesmom: @JennyJohnsonHi5 You don't have to be disgusting to be a funny woman. Disappointing
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Complete this survey: a) fuck you. b) 2 dronk 4 dat. c) meh d) answer b
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