Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

probably an alcoholic, definitely a stoner but don’t call me one DeLand, FL Joined February 2017

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Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

6 years ago

@tastebudspod I was genuinely confused when I saw this episode, I didn’t know anyone but the biggest white trash scum on earth ate this shit

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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon

6 years ago

Hey @Airbnb this is your weekly fuck you from Timothy Dillon. Long live Marriott.

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Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

6 years ago

@tommyinnit 👎 this sucks #dunkeydolphin

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The #Dolphins contract extension given to DT Zach Sieler is worth $8.041M over 3 years, source said. He gets a $1M signing bonus and is under contract through 2023. Sieler lives in his RV, but looks like he could afford a new one.

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Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

6 years ago

@Daymeeein I reject all of these and instead want you to recreate the Arby’s Meat Monster

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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon

6 years ago

I imagine this will go to the Supreme Court. This is terrible for the country but I don’t see it ending another way.

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

6 years ago

Full convo and more on this beautiful @AaronRodgers12 Tuesday. Come laugh with us ~>> podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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bert kreischer @bertkreischer

6 years ago

My new series THE CABIN starts streaming on @NetflixIsAJoke October 13. HERE is the trailer.

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Jonny Meat @JonnyBones

6 years ago

Heavyweight world championships I will be seeing you real soon. Victorious

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Jonny Meat @JonnyBones

6 years ago

Avoid Stipe’s right hand, I’m too fast, I’ll be too strong when the time is right and have way too much energy. Soon and very soon I’ll be considered the baddest man on this planet

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Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

6 years ago

@bertkreischer Yo MACON, GA - be on notice, there seems to be a serial dog rapist romming the streets and you’ll know it’s him bc he smells like shit. Don’t hesitate from calling your local police department if you see him

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Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

6 years ago

@briannaakaufman Too bad I’m her bestfriend

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Jake Kaufman @Jake_2483

6 years ago

@Daymeeein What’s next, RAWR XD?

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Terry Crews @terrycrews

6 years ago

Are all white people bad? No. Are all black people good? No. Knowing this reality- I stand on my decision to unite with good people, no matter the race, creed or ideology. Given the number of threats against this decision- I also decide to die on this hill.