James May @JamesFMay
Just trying to earn enough to be a high-functioning alcoholic. Former infant. Camden Town, London Joined March 2012-
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Drinkin' wine till 5, ain't no way to spend an eeeevenin'
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@omid9 hallo omid, saw you tonight and didn't get to ask you (another) question. Do you have a writing process? Shed in the garden etc...
@carolineboulton finally got round to watching Hercules and there you are, as promised. What a world.
Homer truly is my hero. 'WELL EXCUSE ME FOR FOR HAVING ENORMOUS FLAWS THAT I DON'T WORK ON!'
Poor old Terry Pratchett, one of my favourites #mort
Just overheard my bus driver say he's had 5 hours sleep in 2 days. If I die on my way home, please SUE EVERYBODY
Just scared an old cleaner half to death by letting her know she actually wasn't in the restaurant alone
Watching the first episode of house. It's super yellow. And black. And yellow.
What It's Like Being A Black Woman In A Dom/Sub Relationship With A White Man What It's Like Being A ... tmi.me/1eN54o
I don't understand this episode of quincy at all
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