Jesse Carbon @JesseCarbon1
Twitter is a bunch of fakes and losers. I’m the loser Joined June 2021-
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Im out....
Im out.... https://t.co/v3XDtyMFlX
Still a legendary moment in the cesspool of Yankees Twitter
Still a legendary moment in the cesspool of Yankees Twitter
Where will I see my daily dose of bad boob jobs now?
I know somebody who’s 37, lives with their mom and has not used their dick in months. Give him a shot
I know somebody who’s 37, lives with their mom and has not used their dick in months. Give him a shot
I wonder if the two years they won the World Series was embarrassing too
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Franklins parents backyard looking might nice
I'm 6'2, 170 with many moles. I was such an average athlete that I quit every sport except baseball by 14 and kept scorebook for the hoops team every year. I have one career HR. I was a junior on JV. I'm super white but grew up in a mostly black area so I like to act black
To top off the night Francis made a video edit against his team for the clout. The mighty have fallen
Grunt Talks with the picture of the year
Grunt Talks with the picture of the year
It’s another day where Francis talks about penis size. Weird
We all agree this guy is a loser right?
Who’s going to tell him that there already is no such thing as a “pitcher friendly umpire” just one that’s bad at his job. Is an umpire that’s good at his job called a “batter friendly umpire”?
Nothing like early baseball games to show who’s unemployed
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278 Followers 252 Following Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow. 👸🏻🤘🏼 // Lilo // Mexican born, Texas raised. Astros & Texans. 🏈⚾️@JesseCarbon1 I was reading your tweets last night after I ate my weed gummy & I was nearly crying laughing. You are hilarious my friend.
@JesseCarbon1 @FrankiesTwoLoud Carrabis wannabe only not nearly as likable or cleaver.
@JesseCarbon1 I guess your not getting a sweaty Cheeto stained shirt lol
@JesseCarbon1 @nysportsfan2015 @Hoyt23_ Everyone is except the idiots making the decisions
Mental retardation
If the Yankees got Scherzer… Cole Scherzer Severino Taillon Would be one of the best rotations in baseball history
There are growing adult males on this app who thirst for attention more than the typical below average, female fat. And that's always worse
This person doesn't understand
I don't know who needs to hear this, but here goes: FIRING AARON BOONE AND/OR BRIAN CASHMAN WILL NOT MAKE UNDERPERFORMING PLAYERS LIKE DJ LEMAHIEU AND GLEYBER TORRES MAGICALLY START PLAYING BETTER.
@FrankiesTwoLoud Now compare our rotation to theirs in ‘19….
Whose burner is this? #ForTheH
@JesseCarbon1 Yeah I don’t know why only the other Japanese players would be disappointed. If anyone seems most disappointed that Ohtani isn’t a Yankee it’d be CC Sabathia
What about Hiroki Kuroda?
Shohei Ohtani was meant to be a Yankee. I hope Hideki Matsui and Masahiro Tanaka are disappointed in him.
@JesseCarbon1 @DarrenRosengar1 @elrealkushp Dumb mother duckers can be offended lol
Guessed on next MLB power rankings? My guess: 1) Giants 2) Dodgers 3) Astros 4) RedSox 5) A’s
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