Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

Burner acct of @quallsastros Strictly parody and satire for the baseball beloved Joined August 2020

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

2 weeks ago

When I was in elementary school, everyone knew Elbow Thompson. Cat used to come down the slide at recess with his elbow out ready to hit anyone who happened to walk by. He once picked a fight with a 5th grader cause they took the last ice cream cup.

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

3 weeks ago

They say you can catch lightning in a bottle. Back in my day we used to take milk man glasses into the field to see if we could. We never actually did but Electric Eddie Jones was never the same after being struck by one

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

a month ago

I wouldn’t get Yordan back into the lineup just yet. When Johnny Cueto came back from a long injury, I skipped his first start cause he was too busy unpacking, introducing himself to the new guys and he needed to catch up with Bronson Arroyo

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

a month ago

These boys haven’t scored in quite some time. Folks can blame Espada but who else do they want hitting for the Astros? I think the boys need a day off, get some fishing done. Grienke once told some cat, maybe make some adjustments and well maybe some of these pitchers can hit.

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2 months ago

Gotta phone call and they asked me if I knew any Nicaraguans and I said yeah I know a Nick Rollins and next thing I know I’m coaching again

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2 months ago

Gotta phone call and they asked me if I knew any Nicaraguans and I said yeah I know a Nick Rollins and next thing I know I’m coaching again

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

4 months ago

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4 months ago

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

6 months ago

You dont wanna hit them all at once, now. These youngns wanna blow their entire bankroll on payday, then have nothing for their bills

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6 months ago

You dont wanna hit them all at once, now. These youngns wanna blow their entire bankroll on payday, then have nothing for their bills

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

6 months ago

Some say the Koreem rises to the top but in this case the top is really the bottom

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

7 months ago

Not too worried about Altuve in LF. Little cat can do it all. His peoples are a resilient bunch. Them cats come to America and can do it all. Roofing, farming, construction. I dont see too many playing basketball but other than that he can handle it

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

8 months ago

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

8 months ago

As long as Maldonado can back these guys up, it’s the World Series or bust

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8 months ago

As long as Maldonado can back these guys up, it’s the World Series or bust

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

9 months ago

Buster and Maldy would make a great 1-2 punch

Holly Baylor @HollyBaylorMLB

9 months ago

Buster and Maldy would make a great 1-2 punch

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

9 months ago

I know Rickey Henderson is meeting God right now and saying thank you blessing him as the fastest (and handsomest) man alive other than Billy Hamilton. RIP

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

10 months ago

Back in my day the QB didn’t slide or go out of bounds. We left the sliding to stealing 2nd base. If any cat in the playground went slidin it was a one of those slip and slides. I never got the kids one. If they wanted to slide on water, go surf

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

a year ago

That’s why I tell this big boys to hit homeruns and jog. Hank Aaron wouldn’t be busting it to 2nd, woulda been a HR

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

a year ago

I told Gary once that his arm might have some trauma from that windmill motion. Knew a cat named Willy Jones, dude used to do that windmill dance so much he got stuck in that motion. Dude can’t walk down a hall unless he goes sideways

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

a year ago

Back in my day you played in the heat. Them barnstorming cats played in the south. Satchel Page told me once his hat caught on fire, but wasn’t sure it was from a comebacker or the sun

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a year ago

Back in my day you played in the heat. Them barnstorming cats played in the south. Satchel Page told me once his hat caught on fire, but wasn’t sure it was from a comebacker or the sun

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Dusty’s Lessons of Life @DustyLessons

a year ago

Good call on Espada not to start Pedro Leon right away. When rooks get to the big leagues they are all excited, bright lights, wont stop smiling. They have too much adrenaline so you have to cool them down. Leon will thank him later