Joe Bohnenkamp @JoeBonercamp
Joke maker/dog photographer Joined April 2014-
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“We had a good thing, boy! We had the chicken man, we had a lab, it all ran like clockwork, son! Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off. You’re like a stick of dynamite, son. Can’t resist blowing it up! I say-I say, your pride and ego got the better of you, son!
This is Chili 🐱 Chili is forecasting chilly temperatures this weekend 🥶 Also just look at that pose! 🤩
C. Martin Croker’s impression was so dead on. Also easy to forget that all these characters looked awesome, brilliant idea to just take em and throw em into strange and sometimes mundane scenarios
C. Martin Croker’s impression was so dead on. Also easy to forget that all these characters looked awesome, brilliant idea to just take em and throw em into strange and sometimes mundane scenarios
I do think we owe it to Andy Merrill to bring Brak back to Adult Swim
Just brought a bunch of my old shit to Trader Joe's to do some trading but those assholes will only take money. Trader Joe's is a lie and whatnot.
For all his brilliant sketches, bits and performances, this message about kindness and living without cynicism is one of my favourite Conan moments
Fun fact: When I first started appearing on podcasts, I just wanted to ripoff Recliner of Rage to try to be funny while complaining about hyper-specific nerdy things. Eventually that led to a career doing that, thank you Conan and Pierre! Here’s another one I loved:
Fun fact: When I first started appearing on podcasts, I just wanted to ripoff Recliner of Rage to try to be funny while complaining about hyper-specific nerdy things. Eventually that led to a career doing that, thank you Conan and Pierre! Here’s another one I loved: https://t.co/rh1fclcKlr
One of my fav Conan moments was his Fan Corrections segment where he made elaborate rejoinders to ppl pointing out pedantic flaws, and one was this to “prove” Lincoln died in the Ford Theater and not the Peterson House.
Conan O’Brien is the funniest ever and there will never be funnier
I feel bad for people who weren’t alive to truly get the whole crazy ride that was Conan.
One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.
All the Conan O'Brien love reminds me of the time NBC merged with Universal Studios (who owned the rights to Walker Texas Ranger), so Conan installed a Walker Texas Ranger lever to play clips anytime he wanted
My parents didn't understand Conan's humor at all, which made him even cooler to me
As someone who wrote around 6,000 jokes for Norm Macdonald, it pains me to see so many people fail to understand what a Norm joke was or should be.
My eternal thanks to Dr. Arroyo for his help during my episode of Hot Ones. He’s not the best, but you can pay him with lottery tickets.
Blake ™ @NeilNevins
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Blake ™ @NeilNevins
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@BBCNews If by kicked out you mean allowed and aided in the maintaining of a toxic work culture and suffered the consequences - then sure.
@BBCNews No, you resided over and encouraged a toxic culture amongst your staff.
She probably gets like a great big check every year for every time Dory appears on cable or in a theme park. It’s very easy to be nice to the people who work for you. I dunno!
You could always start a podcast with your friend George W Bush
Ellen DeGeneres: I got kicked out of showbusiness bbc.in/3xWA9Tl
@KevinJS83 Why not? If people want to lick boots while protesters are being arrested they should at least add a little flavor
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
“What a prestigious international film festival … for me to vomit on!”
Messi will be getting his own short TV series. He will take viewers to experience the Cannes Film Festival through his eyes. (Source: trib.al/UmG6m4o)
My sister Janette and my mom from a long time ago. I love their smiles.
@Srirachachau why did the movie keep cutting to this guy
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At 29, Mitch Hedberg made his debut on Letterman. Backstage, moments before they called him up, he downed a half-pint of whiskey. 8 shots. Towards the end of his set you can see him start to sway, but he closed it strong. This business is so frightening, inside and out.
Brak in a promo for CNX (Cartoon Network eXtreme)
It’s like if every few minutes in Hot Rod, Tails was offering Andy Samberg moral support. It’s insane. I dig it.
making a Knuckles show where Knuckles the Echidna hangs out with Some Guy instead of his friends Sonic and Tails, also the guy’s dad abandoned him to be a bowling star, is exactly what I would do. this is another big win for the Freaks Like Me.
Feel like we missed out on something really special
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
@Srirachachau gary: she’s great in dune monarch: lynch or ville-neuve? dr g: it’s villenueve. she’s in that one. gary: yeah for like, one scene. dr g: plus the dreams. gary: fine, scene and a half monarch: what. the hell. is challengers!
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