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Cats don't have sex in front of their owners because unlike dogs they don't want humans copying their style.
Is Farah making you do this? RT @ShirishKunder I'll always regret one thing...I sincerely apologize for my tweet on Ra.One @iamsrk
James Holmes, Aurora cinema shooter has been nicknamed Joker by the press coz he has red hair. Any other references are purely coincidental.
“Par tau hi thi bolya tha ke poora ka poora HR department fire hovega.” - Next day at a union meeting.
Some of you should put your Klout scores on your CV so its easy to justify this unemployment period.
#GamesIndiansPlay Hashtag contests on Twitter to win free stuff.
@SaaliKhushi That is funny because you replaced Haath with Fork.
#Seeta RT @mentalexotica “What would happen if one woman told the truth about her life? The world would split open.” - Muriel Rukeyser
This Jay Leno Golden Temple joke is not funny enough to even have an outrage.
I was at #NH7 & I can confirm that the barricades were of international standards.
@ShriK16 That is funny coz you punned sanitizer & Shani.
@nirav31shah That is funny coz you punned San Andreas & Shani Andreas.
@BigHomiee_Monet That is funny coz it is a reference to Kate Perry's song I Kissed A Girl. Yes, I got it.
If @CockBlockNinja ever starts selling T-shirts for charity, he should call it 'Being hymen'
The irony is that the #Love2HateU hashtag has made my timeline full of misdirected meanness & I hate that.
Dr. Conrad Murray is found guilty of killing Micheal Jackson. As per rules, he is now the new King of Pop.
@OhTeri_BhenDi That is funny because the only talent she ever had inside her was Yuvraaj Singh.
No Comprende (Now @bh... @StonerJesus
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Tyler @tyler_stansbury
423 Followers 2K Following If you’re reading this you probably couldn’t think of a good comeback to something I said, so now you’re checking how many followers I have.
🩸 𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔦... @itsjamiewtf
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