Jo @Jomo727
May I be the first to wish you Happy Easter Joined May 2011-
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@Jomo727 You're welcome 😘 X youtu.be/jxYrV3H2_6I
When thigh strapping isn’t enough and you have to go for the calves
When thigh strapping isn’t enough and you have to go for the calves
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You can be a good person and also have a dirty mind
Dickie Bird wanting them younguns from the Secondary Moderns getting into cricket. Bless him
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Kids, don’t take up sport. Take up baking or something. Die at 60 really fat and happy.
Have small hands
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Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.
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