Not Your Rich @carmanard
a daily dose of narrowly averted disaster keeps one happy and alert twitter.com/search?q=from%… Wexford, Ireland Joined October 2011-
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Things you love to see ❤️ Duffer pulls a Shels fan from the Riverside to give the post match team talk #DublinsFinest | #RedsTogether
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Adding up my nine-hole score
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10pm: “So tired, going to bed” 3am and 356 Wikipedia pages later: “Ah so that's why there are holes in Swiss cheese…”
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when she asks “is it in yet”
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Me walking across the adjacent fairway to see if my ball is over there
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Someone is leaving these messages for me round Sydney!
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the guy at the pet shop warned me not to get him wet
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you want me to sit in the back seat? the thing that killed JFK?
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Boy, now I say boy, another one of them aeroplanes done hit that big city World Trade Center
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“You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.” “A hospital? What is it?” “It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now.”
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This is unfortunate news
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It's called the ignition. I would've expected DVLA to know that.
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Mastering grammatical contractions, lesson #142
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Imagine marrying Russell Brand not being the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done
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She's clearly never been.
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I hope this email punches you square in the face
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