Alex @JudgeDewie
Just some bloke. Opinions expressed here are not my own. Midlands Joined May 2009-
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A hill I am absolutely willing to die on is that wireless headphones are an arsehole’s game. Worse sound quality than a wired option of the same price, horrible for the environment on multiple levels, and easily lost.
Idk, but I reckon if I worked for “the Economist” I’d probably keep it quiet that I kept spending significant sums of money on overpriced garbage.
Idk, but I reckon if I worked for “the Economist” I’d probably keep it quiet that I kept spending significant sums of money on overpriced garbage.
I love lunches, dinners, breakfasts
GIGS! And don't forget to check out my AUTUMN TOUR DATES too! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
Sen. Sanders: "I suggest to CNN and maybe some of my colleagues here, maybe take your cameras, just for a moment, off of Columbia and UCLA . Maybe go to Gaza, and take your camera show us the emaciated children who are dying from malnutrition because of Netanyahu's policies."
Here’s a mad idea: buy the record and it’ll probably come with a lyric sheet.
Here’s a mad idea: buy the record and it’ll probably come with a lyric sheet.
The Co-op - currently wishing they'd agreed to sponsor Gary Glitter's new crèche instead of a large arena.
Help we gerrymandered the wrong demographic
Help we gerrymandered the wrong demographic
Conservative MP Tom Hunt fails to get valid ID for election day and is left unable to cast his own vote by the same voter ID laws he had voted for three years ago, then asks one of his local party members to vote for him (2024)
If you want to know why the far/right wing press carries all those hit pieces - it's because the Conservative Party shares my personal data with them. And I had to threaten legal proceedings to get them to fess up. goodlawproject.org/update/villain…
I don’t think John thought this through.
Finally! Now we know Martha is really Dane Baptiste.
got too friendly with the local magpies and now they have invented a game where they tap on the bathroom window when I'm on the loo
@qikipedia You realise humans still actually exist when they aren't writing or drawing though, right?
I’m not taking any candidate seriously if their blurb mentions “woke” or “political correctness”. Aint nobody got time for culture war buzz word bingo bullshit! #LondonMayoralElection
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
This is the literal definition of "revenge porn". He's committed a crime. He should be on a register
This is the literal definition of "revenge porn". He's committed a crime. He should be on a register
"If you see a homeless person sleeping here, please punch a Tory"
"If you see a homeless person sleeping here, please punch a Tory"
I can’t believe the New York authorities thought they could rattle GenZ just by showing up to their campus with guns. Haven’t they been training those kids for that since kindergarten?
And yes, of course, there will always be people who invent stories or wildly exaggerate their anecdotes for likes - but they're called stand up comedians and we should support them.
Chrïs @WhiteRhinoTea
3K Followers 902 Following Freelance music righter @ProgMagazineUK I didn’t float up the Lagan in a bubble. Based on melodies originally whistled by Garth Marenghi.
GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
27K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
Tom Dare @Repka
4K Followers 2K Following Heavy metal. 'The sport'. Nerdy stuff. Spicy food. I talk gay about metal on @HBFMPod. @EpiphanicTruth's unofficial hype man. He/him.
Reverend Rob Rat @robmcauslan
2K Followers 845 Following Underground hero. Ordained Dudeist Priest. DEMON PIGEON RIP ALWASE IN ARE HARTS UR WITH THE ANGLES NOW
mutable joe @mutablejoe
48K Followers 1K Following former blue tick | [email protected] | represented by @jounwin | buy me a coffee https://t.co/ohy98SjCxh
Olaf Falafel @OFalafel
78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo
💀☠👻Meliora�.. @mel_shad
439 Followers 874 Following Trying to make sense of it all and failing. Mum of boys. Passionate about Mental Health. Heavy metal and cake fuelled. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. She/her.
B I G S A D B O I @C_Tipps90
964 Followers 577 Following Socially awkward twat. Metal/Prog/Wrestling/Gaming fan. Ghost Cult writer (loosely).
Gary Franklin 🇺�.. @garyfranklin
5K Followers 3K Following tweets are bit of nonsense #flyfishing #flytying #music #metal #prog #rock #gigs @mayflyprojectuk https://t.co/SVbniE9nh7…
M O R G Y @RJMrgn
1K Followers 3K Following Back from the grave | he/him | I like big riffs and tiny spacemen | @warpstormer guy | Nazi metalheads/wargamers fuck off
Rob Manuel 🍳 @robmanuel
44K Followers 885 Following I do @b3ta / @fesshole / @anon_opin - email: robmanuel @ gmail dot com - Buy The New Fesstament: https://t.co/VVRUZVMkuT
badly-drawn barbenhei.. @soapachu
22K Followers 9K Following Not here any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈#adhd #ocd #queer
John Niven HQ @estellecostanza
42K Followers 2K Following Shameful Dad. Strathcarnage FC. https://t.co/TWtux42svi
Christmas Clinton Say.. @queendandypants
1K Followers 313 Following British-Canadian American Queen GG HM Brady Elizabeth Ann Sherry Cartier Rothschildtes Lourdes Windsor de Monpezat, et-al... @RoyalFamily 🇬🇧 🇨🇦🇩🇰 🇦🇱🇺🇸
Helen Bailey @HeelSpurs0
2K Followers 5K Following Retired I’m really here for the art No lists Nature Poetry Writing History Science
Abrasive Trees @abrasivetrees
643 Followers 488 Following 'utterly enticing...post-punk psychedelia' Louder Than War 'there is something brilliant about watching a band this adept at their trade' The Big Takeover
Lost Otter’s Pilgri.. @Loss31990686
4K Followers 2K Following Food (our aulde enemie) - its appearance, calorific energies, and locations (historic, domestic, sublime and banal); that the shame of it should outlive him.
Tom Gabriel Warrior �.. @TomGWarrior
6K Followers 2K Following This is the Official Twitter page of Tom Gabriel Warrior. Hellhammer / Celtic Frost / Triptykon Co-Director Museum HR Giger Vegan for the animals.
Alex Macleod 🇪🇺.. @AlexMac02266769
1K Followers 5K Following Stuck on an Island with Tories in Charge! #IndyRef2 #FreePalestine #GTTO He/Him
JD Moran @j_d_moran
1K Followers 3K Following Some of them fell into heaven, some of them fell into hell
C @infernoofmemory
136 Followers 1K Following Nihilist with good imagination. @DublinDigiRadio, @northerntrans, @Twitch affiliate, @wraithenergy partner (code CARROW). 1 month sober. Per aspera ad astra.
Eleanor Goldsmith @zaichishka
6K Followers 6K Following Welsh-Kiwi Japanese translator, chanoyu practitioner & host to a timeshare cat. 'NZ's cross between Mari Kondo & Charlotte Church' MDANT. Same handle at 💙☁️
A.V. Deggar @ADeggar
3K Followers 3K Following The Fourth Estate ≠ The Fifth Column. Articles and analysis @BylineTimes and also https://t.co/cvhMLUNGxj
Sonny de la Riviere A.. @sonnylumiere
915 Followers 468 Following 51, queer, pan With great power comes great fuckability « Un egoïste est quelqu'un qui ne pense pas à moi. »
Sean Patrick @seanptellsjokes
5K Followers 5K Following Foxy half of @PatAndMath. Views mine unless they’re yours, then, snap! if you like it then you shoulda put a RT on it. Watch this. https://t.co/S0HTRqFxDd
Regan O'Driscoll @Driscor
133 Followers 250 Following Employment lawyer. Partner with @ccsolicitorslaw. On Mastodon https://t.co/Q0ppdnOaPh
patrick begley @pbegley48
1 Followers 14 Following
MW @MWDevonDartmoor
206 Followers 2K Following You may know me from elsewhere. Alternative account, can't be bothered to go back.
Dr Carole McCartney @ctmccartney
5K Followers 4K Following Prof of Law & Criminal Justice interested in injustice. Aim to tweet only serious forensics / biometrics/ tech & criminal justice 'stuff' (but fail miserably)
OleneCirillo @CirilloOle99424
123 Followers 2K Following
TheManofMuchMetal @ManofMuchMetal
621 Followers 290 Following Metalhead & owner of https://t.co/VQUSs3WFDf - detailed reviews for most genres of heavy metal. May also talk Spurs, kids, dogs & be grumpy occasionally!
Judy @vaughn_judy23
322 Followers 3K Following
Mary @wilson_mary96
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Terri Graves @TerriGrave11825
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Josefina @zavala9josefina
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Betty @vranicar_betty2
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Frances @Frances32943195
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Wendy Hardy @Wenners62
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Name can’t be blank @Nameisblank80
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1979 at the Finboroug.. @1979Play
284 Followers 1K Following The European premiere of @Healeytypes’ @1979Play | A political, satirical comedy about the Canadian election between Joe Clark and Pierre Trudeau | 2-27 January
Aunty Begum @Auntybegum
573 Followers 2K Following
Frances @frances30bryant
119 Followers 3K Following
Sally Urwin @PintSizedFarmer
16K Followers 11K Following I’m Sally Urwin - a very short farmer's wife from Northumberland. Author of A Farmer's Diary and What the Flock - available from all good bookshops!
Vicky Tross 🇪🇺�.. @vickytross
248 Followers 1K Following Mother of four, wife of one, daughter, sister, friend etc. Counsellor. Remainer 🇪🇺
Liz S @alittlebitofLiz
309 Followers 696 Following An arty, cake loving, cat friend. Psychologist, Academic and Artist. Interested in all things mental health related. She/her. Systematic Reviewer. Views my own.
lichtbolletje.bsky.so.. @Lichtbolletje
2K Followers 2K Following Supermiddelmatig. Gifjes met armpjes! Mostly harmless. Niet Edwin. Wel op bsky.
Libby Howe @HoweLibby88242
111 Followers 3K Following
H 🗺 pronoun - Supe.. @brtel37
383 Followers 509 Following I don't give one for ur opinion of me so if u r here to be a t**t...! Women's rights & the safeguarding of kids & the vulnerable are my thing. Oh & my #1 ❤ LFC
Dave Smith @Davethemill3r
319 Followers 2K Following Beer, Metal, Football, Cricket. Not necessarily in that order.
Chrïs @WhiteRhinoTea
3K Followers 902 Following Freelance music righter @ProgMagazineUK I didn’t float up the Lagan in a bubble. Based on melodies originally whistled by Garth Marenghi.
GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
27K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
Tom Dare @Repka
4K Followers 2K Following Heavy metal. 'The sport'. Nerdy stuff. Spicy food. I talk gay about metal on @HBFMPod. @EpiphanicTruth's unofficial hype man. He/him.
Reverend Rob Rat @robmcauslan
2K Followers 845 Following Underground hero. Ordained Dudeist Priest. DEMON PIGEON RIP ALWASE IN ARE HARTS UR WITH THE ANGLES NOW
mutable joe @mutablejoe
48K Followers 1K Following former blue tick | [email protected] | represented by @jounwin | buy me a coffee https://t.co/ohy98SjCxh
Olaf Falafel @OFalafel
78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo
💀☠👻Meliora�.. @mel_shad
439 Followers 874 Following Trying to make sense of it all and failing. Mum of boys. Passionate about Mental Health. Heavy metal and cake fuelled. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. She/her.
B I G S A D B O I @C_Tipps90
964 Followers 577 Following Socially awkward twat. Metal/Prog/Wrestling/Gaming fan. Ghost Cult writer (loosely).
Andrew O’Neill ☉ @destructo9000
16K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Guitar & vocals. They/them. Good Omens 2, Damned Andrew, A History Of Heavy Metal, Meltzer. Podcast: The Inadvisable Trapdoor.
Gary Franklin 🇺�.. @garyfranklin
5K Followers 3K Following tweets are bit of nonsense #flyfishing #flytying #music #metal #prog #rock #gigs @mayflyprojectuk https://t.co/SVbniE9nh7…
M O R G Y @RJMrgn
1K Followers 3K Following Back from the grave | he/him | I like big riffs and tiny spacemen | @warpstormer guy | Nazi metalheads/wargamers fuck off
Rob Manuel 🍳 @robmanuel
44K Followers 885 Following I do @b3ta / @fesshole / @anon_opin - email: robmanuel @ gmail dot com - Buy The New Fesstament: https://t.co/VVRUZVMkuT
badly-drawn barbenhei.. @soapachu
22K Followers 9K Following Not here any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈#adhd #ocd #queer
Sonny de la Riviere A.. @sonnylumiere
915 Followers 468 Following 51, queer, pan With great power comes great fuckability « Un egoïste est quelqu'un qui ne pense pas à moi. »
earthtone9 @earthtone9
628 Followers 72 Following Metal.......that is all....Latest Album 'IV' available at http://t.co/jeMqBxmYjp
DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith
22K Followers 4K Following Netflix: Comedians of the World | Album: https://t.co/fOBFFWPHap | Managed: [email protected] | they/ them 🐿👖 views r mine but I'm trying to impress u
Eleanor Goldsmith @zaichishka
6K Followers 6K Following Welsh-Kiwi Japanese translator, chanoyu practitioner & host to a timeshare cat. 'NZ's cross between Mari Kondo & Charlotte Church' MDANT. Same handle at 💙☁️
Dan Salter @EchoesAndDan
1K Followers 602 Following Part of the @SpectrumGigs team. Founder & Editor in chief of @EchoesAndDust. Polyam/Pan/nb (He/Him) https://t.co/gkYZqXqlYF
Donna Corbett Photogr.. @CorbettDonna
332 Followers 730 Following Anything and everything can be beautiful.
Sarah @sarah_gx21
428 Followers 2K Following
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
426K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTO.. @AfricanArchives
993K Followers 5 Following learn your history!✊🏿 || IG; https://t.co/AC9LLjusJd || Support us on https://t.co/HHs3SgCItN
dick snickers @smithsara79
42K Followers 830 Following My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
Sam @TrueZero_
2K Followers 1K Following @NotMetalPod co-host. Genderless mosh gremlin / princess. They/Them.
𝒽. 𝑒𝓁𝒹�.. @h_eldritch
999 Followers 470 Following INNOCENT SINNER out now… link below. Let the wild rumpus start…
H 🗺 pronoun - Supe.. @brtel37
383 Followers 509 Following I don't give one for ur opinion of me so if u r here to be a t**t...! Women's rights & the safeguarding of kids & the vulnerable are my thing. Oh & my #1 ❤ LFC
Funhouse comedy @funhousecomedy
3K Followers 932 Following Promoters and bookers of live stand-up comedy in the UK. Including festivals and private events.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Jason Hicks Wildlife .. @JHWildlifePhoto
21 Followers 26 Following Wildlife photography based in Essex, UK
Gillian Anderson @GillianA
962K Followers 180 Following Actor. Author. Activist. Dog Mum. Shag Specialist. @thisisgspot
Dayna TG @officialdaynatg
290 Followers 1K Following Sign Language Interpreter/ Broadcaster/Muso/The Police- Siempre 💙💛❤️ /Helpliner for @charitynopanic
Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet
3K Followers 1K Following He Him |💰⚾️ | First Irish American to eat 13 waffles from Waffle House in one sitting over the course of 11 hours |
Tiernan Douieb @TiernanDouieb
19K Followers 8K Following Barely here anymore as it’s terrible. All the things: https://t.co/RV48jtP1sz
will haven @willhavenband
1K Followers 25 Following
Bridget Christie @BridgetChristie
40K Followers 23 Following Clown. Taskmaster S13 legend. Annie in Ghosts. Creator/writer/star of C4’s THE CHANGE
Becca @Becca_L_M
950 Followers 1K Following I don't like grapes, but love wine. I like my dogs more than people. My dogs are assholes. Trans rights are human rights. She/her.
EmilyPaigeComedy @EmPaigeComedy
5K Followers 2K Following Sassy. Silly. Sarcastic. Snarky. Stand-up Comedian.
Midlands Arts Centre .. @mac_birmingham
83K Followers 5K Following Art Exhibitions | Indie Cinema | Live Performances | Creative Courses | See what's on: https://t.co/wOnMH7T7wg | Support our arts charity: https://t.co/jIWyJo4g5z
Angelo Moore @drmadvibe
4K Followers 197 Following Fishbone Singer. Brand New Stepper. Maddvibin’ . Musician, Road Warrior, Poet.
Lindzey Schaffer🌈�.. @LindzeySchaffer
1K Followers 433 Following https://t.co/6THS2n0ntw #KickingCancersAss please vote for me below
The Fierce & The Dead @TFATD
8K Followers 8K Following The joy of noise. A band from Matt Stevens, Kevin Feazey, Stuart Marshall and Steve Cleaton. Psychedelic/Post Rock.
TheEyeOfThePig @TheEyeOfThePig
125 Followers 4 Following Twitter account of Michael and Dan Have Made a Mistake podcast.
Stellar Circuits @StellarCircuits
449 Followers 2 Following New album 'Sight To Sound' out now via @NuclearBlast. Listen and shop at https://t.co/2qg5AmOvXI
Wolverhampton Grand @WolvesGrand
16K Followers 3K Following Wolverhampton Grand Theatre presents a variety of touring musicals, drama, dance and pantomime. Box Office: 01902 42 92 12
Norwood Fisher @woodywoodstraw
6K Followers 1K Following Fishbone, Trulio Disgracias, The Familyhood Nextperience, Innanuttshell Reekordingz
Fear Factory @FearFactory
137K Followers 82 Following est.1990 Celebrating 33 years of #FearFactory. RE-INDUSTRIALIZED and MECHANIZE out now via @nuclearblast. Merch: https://t.co/GKsyWyF6lj | @dinocazares
Henry Lewis @henrywlewis
21K Followers 1K Following Actor, Writer & Artistic Director @mischiefcomedy #GoesWrongShow • Next: #MindMangler West End & UK Tour • #MuseumHeist out now • #DickTurpin Apple+
Mischief @mischiefcomedy
38K Followers 1K Following The official channel for Mischief, onstage and on screen! @playgoeswrong 🎭 The Goes Wrong Show on BBC iPlayer 📺 @themindmangler 🔮 @pangoeswrong 🏴
ninia_benjamin @ninia_benjamin
3K Followers 605 Following https://t.co/tur20FjHBC https://t.co/YzP2pnwtEX This is where you can find me
Victoria @victabish
1K Followers 1K Following Eater of cheese. Drinker of tea. Stroker of dogs. mastodon: @[email protected] bluesky: @beaniest.bsky.social
This Is A Music Quiz .. @TIAMQPodcast
107 Followers 17 Following The Music Panel Show Podcast which features @MattHossComedy @MichaelLegge & @BeffernieBlack. Season one out now. Available everywhere.
Tweetbot by Tapbots @tweetbot
244K Followers 3 Following I was a Twitter client for iOS and Mac by @tapbots. Come say hi to my cousin Ivory (https://t.co/JPEbOpqml5).
duncan worman @duncanworman
467 Followers 183 Following taekwondo blue stripe ,loves music , food ,drink and life.
Our polling station is a lovely Hindu Temple. Hopefully this will act as Kryptonite with regards the shithouse vote.
We want to know what YOUR first Mischief show was! 👍 Like this for @playgoeswrong 🔁 Reshare this for @pangoeswrong Reply with 📺 for The Goes Wrong Show Reply with 🍿 for Mischief Movie Night In Or comment below for one of our other shows 👇
Thursday morning musings: Event Horizon on rewatch sure seems disjointed. Hopefully they'll get that DC version released some time. Skid Row reunion is more likely to happen than not, considering their history. I want a fry up.
@JudgeDewie @ehlersdanlosuk I bloody hope so! I'll be happy to help develop one if there isn't! 🤣
No audiobook this morning on the dog walk. I needed music. This @earthsideband masterpiece was the colour to our grey-skied walk.
Wild West (Midlands) Hero - the great Richard Tandy , thank you for the music @JeffLynnesELO #elo
hello one ticket to the horny zendaya movie please, i am not here for the threesome i simply enjoy *looking at smudged writing on hand* tonnis
@RippleEnergy Mildly amused to see all the anti-environmentalists crawl out from their coal sheds in the comments.
@joemuggs @JahDuran @stretchy_steve @JudgeDewie @markalexpreston @MikeDiver @TheeKateHodges I need to find some Kerrang and Rock Sound compilations from around the time with One Minute Silence and Cyclefly on them. So many acts that sounded like this open.spotify.com/track/05pEwh1S…
That’s it. Done. A full draft of my dissertation is finished and is winging its little way to my tutor for comment. BEER TIME.
Absolutely loved this book! If you enjoy @StephenKing and @JonathanJanz this one is absolutely for you 👀
@JudgeDewie @sabrinaramdoyal What Alex said! They would be mad not to hire someone as amazing as you are. Big hugs.
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Leeds, Leeds, Leeds! 2004-2007 I photographed Humanfly more times than I can recollect. @davehumanfly started an amazing Instagram with photos and flyers... instagram.com/humanflyers?ig… Also a book! blurb.co.uk/b/11797053-hum…
If all goes to plan this will be my last day working on the full draft of my Masters Dissertation. Then there’s just a month of tinkering based on whatever feedback I get, and after that… I get my life back. No more 60 hour weeks.
@JudgeDewie @RealGDT I would suggest trepanning on the grounds it can't make things any worse.
@JudgeDewie @RealGDT Had he read the original book (Monkey Planet by Pierre Boule) because I think the ending is different
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