JD @JxDuncan96
England, United Kingdom Joined April 2021-
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In this day and age WHO is charging ridiculous amounts of money to return a parcel!!! @AXParisUK wanting £6 for me to return a parcel even though I paid £6 delivery fee is actual daylight robbery 😂😂😂😂😂
The person you loved the most also teaches you to never love like that again.
The PLT website crashing when I’ve got a basket full of clothes is quickly making me realise I’m addicted to shopping @OfficialPLT pls don’t do this to me
"can you multitask" yes actually i'm losing my mind and chilling at the same time
Men really be out here wanting a loyal woman that they can have to themselves whilst they're all up in every random girls thirst traps and likes. To have an untouchable woman you have to be an untouchable man.
i absolutely loathe dishonesty. therefore, there’s no reason to do it to me. i’m far too sympathetic. i can understand. life makes sense to me. i am aware of the fact that this happens. i’ll be sad, for sure, but i’ll get over it. so please, just be open and truthful with me.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
Don't allow someone to come back into your life because you have a history together. If your relationship went from something beautiful to chaos, let those memories go. Accept that the past will never be the future. Stop going back to what your heart is trying to heal from.
it’s important to rest
The real Jessie and Will 🤣 Iykyk #loveisland #loveactually
I aint buying a single croissant in 2023
I want to applaud Harriet Robson for speaking out. I want to do this as a human being. Not as a ‘woman’ or a ‘woman in football.” Just as a human. Because, whilst I understand it needs investigating, it’s a hugely brave step, and one that might give others hope.
people who see the recording of Mason Greenwood as a ‘set up’ by Harriet and not as an indication that it was a reoccurring incident that she needed to get proof of need to take a long hard look in mirror
Tyler’s saying he’s never seen Liam laugh so much he literally only saw Liam with Millie for like 4 days?? Chatting so much shit, we are voting you OUT! #LoveIsland
When you get North Macedonia in the work sweepstake;
When you get North Macedonia in the work sweepstake;
Times must be hard when you’re having to fake a DM....🥴🥴 photoshop is scary.
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3.7M Followers 0 Following Redefining entertainment & news! Follow LADbible now for the best viral videos, funny stories & the latest newsAgreed to help a mate move some stuff for his Dad, got there early so thought I'd open a man fun app and try my luck. Found an older guy nearby, popped round and got it on. Then met my mate who led me to his Dads house, who did well to hide the shock of seeing me again so soon.
you joined twitter ↓ you didn’t understand ↓ forgot about it for years ↓ came back randomly one day ↓ you got addicted
“i can't, i already have plans” my plans: dissociate
A visual representation of the healing power of time ⌚
Sometimes I sit on the toilet for so long I forget if I've shat or not so I have to check, occasionally I have to use my phone torch.
Always had the same password, thought it was funny aged 15. Emergency at work when I was away, IT couldn't fix it, so I had to tell my manager he needed to type in F1stingH1tler. Changed it now.
My new wife clearly doesn't do a post flush inspection and often leaves massive skidders in the pan. I've given up counting the amount of times I've had to piss them away. I can never tell her as she'll divorce me.
Whenever I travel by train on LNER I book a flexible ticket, then submit a delay repay for which ever train was delayed the most that day. They are so consistently rubbish that I'm usually 50-100% back. I even upgrade to first class if I know there are delays. Cashback.
I once ate a chocolate bar cuddled up on the sofa with the dog. When I got up I saw that I'd dropped a bit on one of the cushions. Not wanting to waste any, I picked it up and gobbled it down. It was dog shit. Just so you know, it's very bitter with a grainy texture.
I drunkenly asked the habitual stoner next door to order me an ounce of weed. Now she won't stop bothering me when she's running low. It's gonna take me ages to sell it back to her and I hate talking to her. Might have to try the open market. I've become a dealer by mistake.
Wheny you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster..
throwing a PowerPoint party but everyone is doing a presentation on what their job actually is and what they actually do for it every day
She's a 10 but she rewatches shows 3 times because she has attachment issues.
how i treat how people people: teart me:
Missing someone who is never ever coming back is so hurtful.
all this overthinking and i still make the worst decisions
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