Kenneth R. Hagan @KennethRHagan
Old,really old,used to babysit God. SIC FULGEAT LUX! Westville Oklahoma Joined February 2012-
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If you're wondering who the "Good Guys" are these days,then I have bad news for you...nobody in this world is worth a damn anymore.
The only real way to restore our "Democracy" is to use the electoral process,vote.
The hard-core,career civil servants,they're the ones who are really in power..not Obama,not congress.The bean-counters....
You know who the Great Old Ones are going to eat first? HR departments who think everyone in the company works for THEM.
Theists and Atheists really don't get it.Their constant bickering just pisses the rest of us off. They should grow up.
“@UnseenStarWars: Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite Emperor, Ian McDiarmid. ” Fucking priceless.
Movie idea: "Attack of the Stock Photo People." Because the only thing scarier than zombies is attractive, well-groomed, photogenic zombies.
Tried to explain Hitler to a four year old. My head hurts now.
Slippery floor?!
@kalpenn Congrats! Loved the movie. If only more stuff out of Hollywood could be that funny.
Another way to look at it is to realise that we are all,every one of us, slaves to our primitive reptillian brains. Advertisers know this,
If you squint real hard and look long enough,humans almost appear to be rational creatures. Don't be fooled,we're all idiots in most ways.
Why do we allow these crooks and nimrods to run for office? The fact that they want to be elected is enough to warn you.
I trust our government about as far as I can throw a Chevy.
If I had it all to do over again,I'd make the same mistakes but I'd do them sooner to save time.
I don't follow sports because it's more fun to play than to be a spectator,so I could care less about the "World Cup".
Been out of touch for weeks,busy teaching karate to a flock of seagulls,the birds,not the band.
There comes a time when just saying it don't cut it.You must act on your convictions."Git 'er done."
Edward Snowden uncensored interview. @joerogan beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20…
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