Dan Schwab @KeyToons
Cartoonist, stand-up comic, screenwriter, Freshmaker. Creator of The Key West Funnybook. Key West, FL Joined April 2009-
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.@SecDef Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you?
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BREAKING: Tesla Cyber Truck EXPLODES near entrance to Trump Tower in Las Vegas, Nevada
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Ernie, did we remember to defrost the turkey?
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25 years?!? Jesus Christ…
25 years?!? Jesus Christ…
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Okay yes a second Trump presidency is terrifying but based on these Trump picks, I think there's a decent chance that stupidity gets in the way of the fascism. I think that's our hope: crippling idiocy.
So, is Rob Zombie rebooting "The West Wing" in real life? Or is this just a "Human Centipede" poop-eating situation? Either way, the Netflix of Life does not know my preferences...
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Terrifier fever is real 🔥🤡 🎄 #terrifier3 #santaart #monstermania
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Why did Trump hire Alina Habba to be his very bad lawyer? Maybe because she’s the daughter of the Chancellor of the US Knights of Malta, a christofascist arm of the Catholic Church that fought the Crusades & sided with Hitler in WWII. Members: Erik Prince Leonard Leo Rupert…
Why did Trump hire Alina Habba to be his very bad lawyer? Maybe because she’s the daughter of the Chancellor of the US Knights of Malta, a christofascist arm of the Catholic Church that fought the Crusades & sided with Hitler in WWII. Members: Erik Prince Leonard Leo Rupert… https://t.co/wD7BW2q9z7
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Nothing but blue skies do I see.
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Today is DOGMA's 25th Anniversary! Snootch to the Nootch🤘
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My 10 year old “Awesome!! Finn Wolfhard from the coolest show Staranger Things is making a new movie called idle hands!!” Me “I was in Idle Hands!! I’m the original Anton!!” “Sure dad. Whatever you say. — can I have a snack?”
Moving primarily to danschwab.bsky.social . I'll keep this account just in case I'm ever in need of hate, crypto, or body spray reviews from Joe Rogan fans.
What's funny is that the people that are Googling "can I change my vote?" are probably the same ones who "do their own research."
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