Don Jr’s Cocaine Dealer (parody) @Knotmyaccount
Parody of a person or multiple people who really seem to exist. Look up! I’m very high. Joined December 2012-
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If ever I feel bad, which is rare, this always brightens my day!!
An interesting thing that I was thinking this morning and wanted to share here today is quite simply….. FUCK TRUMP. Yes…. FUCK TRUMP In all the holes. Literally. If you do nothing else today, please repeat that phrase out loud. Feels good. Try it. You might like it.
Long live the shorts! DJT stock is circling the toilet bowl. LOVE making money hand over fist off idiots AND watching Trump lose money at the same time. This is so beautiful!!
When an corrupt criminal asshole is on trial for committing crimes, EVERYONE knows that it’s the judge’s fault.
I hope folks are having a pleasant evening! Also, FUCK TRUMP!
How long until Trump faces charges for stock market manipulation?
It became too much for Eric’s pea sized brain to handle. Poor sad stupid Eric. I will miss you. NOT.
What a fucking TOOL James Comer is. Moskowitz just pulled down Comer’s pants in front of the whole world. What a lying shit stained Magat asshole loser.
What a fucking TOOL James Comer is. Moskowitz just pulled down Comer’s pants in front of the whole world. What a lying shit stained Magat asshole loser.
Good morning! It’s Sunday. Just a quick reminder…. FUCK TRUMP.
Good morning! Another day closer to Rapist Trump’s jail time!
And if you think Elon is a crazy mofo who’s drunk on his own kool aid then your brain is also working.
And if you think Elon is a crazy mofo who’s drunk on his own kool aid then your brain is also working.
Public Service Announcement: FUCK TRUMP
Following the hashtag #FreeLiamNissan makes it really clear that @elonmusk is a complete pussy and a total hypocrite. But we already knew that. No amount of money could make a shit stain likeable.
I love how Trump humping morons are scared shitless of Michelle Obama. She’s their ultimate bogeyman. Give them nightmares.
BREAKING: Donald Trump no longer recalls who Allen Weisselberg is.
I prefer to call Trump supporters:
Hey Orange Douchebag, You sent her to the UN when you thought she couldn’t handle world leaders? In that case, as always, it is YOU who is the moron.
Hey Orange Douchebag, You sent her to the UN when you thought she couldn’t handle world leaders? In that case, as always, it is YOU who is the moron.
Dementia Donny needs to put on his depends and a comfy robe so he can go watch Matlock in the rec room. It’s almost snack time. WATCH this video and tell me he’s fine.
Dementia Donny needs to put on his depends and a comfy robe so he can go watch Matlock in the rec room. It’s almost snack time. WATCH this video and tell me he’s fine.
Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets
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Murni M @melati5236
24 Followers 262 Following The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are. #Happylife #HealthyLife I love God stated are mine.
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔦.. @TheBlueScarfGal
1K Followers 1K Following The point about this scarf, is that if your MAGAt ass comes near me I will choke you with it.
Morgothra @morgothra
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Zoogardener66 @reikigirl66
788 Followers 3K Following #Spirit in Action. #ReikiMaster #botany #🇺🇦 #treehugger #orchids Planet Clare 😎💚🌺🌳🌴🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦. Retired Zoo Horticulturist 💚
Nikki @cupcakemafia69
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Wendiloo @Wendiloo3
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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
@EricHovde Here Hovde. Such big lies you tell!
@Chicago1Ray @MikeMacioci Ah yes. Ray, the lawyer/trucker.
@Chicago1Ray @MikeMacioci Yeah, the truck driver is giving you legal advice. 🤪
@ImMeme0 Why are magats hell bent on making up conversations that never happened?
@Jhkunstler @Master206Saffer @BradMossEsq @NastyOldWomyn You kidding? He’s been involved in over 4,500 court cases, been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens of women, has defrauded and screwed over countless contractors and partners, and lies more than any politician we’ve seen before. And you think he’s an innocent or decent man?
@Jhkunstler @Master206Saffer @BradMossEsq @NastyOldWomyn Trump is an adjudicated sexual assailant, defamer, and fraudster. It’s a matter of public record. Educate yourself.
@BradMossEsq @Missy_ubermom Bets on how long it takes before the judge has to admonish him for speaking out of turn, speaking too loudly or throwing a temper tantrum and walking out. I don't know if he can control himself 😂😂😂💙💙
@missymag68 @BradMossEsq @Missy_ubermom About 15 minutes?
@greg_blaire @stephen_richer Immigrant here. The last thing we immigrants, documented or not, want is to call attention to ourselves, much less by committing a felony where we would write down our names and addresses. We'd prison +deportation, all for... what?
@MikeRay_22 @SteveLovesAmmo Because Trump told you that, right?
@Knotmyaccount @ImMeme0 @marthurgray @BarackObama Facts… these new old yts are running out of excuses for their racism!!
@Citizen54S @peacnprosperity @Chicago1Ray These trumpers don’t care. As long as the lie makes them feel better they will eat it right up.
I donated to the guy who doesn’t need my money to pay his lawyers and civil judgements.
@Chicago1Ray You are correct. Seeing a black president drove the Christian nationalist, and white supremacists crazy. Trump was one of the first to speak out on the matter with his birther conspiracy theory.
@HootPhD Jamie Raskin is a national treasure.
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