Laura 💜 @LauraMatthew3
Random thoughts. The Office. Forever quoting funny things and then tweeting them. I love dogs and my fiancé. tres rios Joined August 2011-
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SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, BODIES ACHIN’ ALL THE TIIIME
Darryl: Quiz... Mike, should you drive the forklift? Michael: I can and I have.
She’s not yo ho no mo.
RT to save a life
Every Christmas Episode in The Office: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 Season 2: Episode 10 Season 3: Episode 10 Season 5: Episode 11 Season 6: Episode 13 Season 7: Episodes 11&12 Season 8: Episode 10 Season 9: Episode 9 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 You’re welcome.
BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
I know I got the perfect wedding dress for me, because now, every time I see pictures of other dresses I’m just not even impressed, like mine is so much prettier! 🤷🏻♀️... and that’s not a blow to OTHER brides, it just means mine is PERFECT FOR ME, and that makes me really happy 🥰
One year ago today I tweeted this and I’m RETWEETING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Walmart is open all day & night and I’m scheduled 3-midnight. Society and corporations need to STOP recognizing this day as a day for shopping, being greedy, and trampling each other over things they DONT need. ESPECIALLY on day when we should be giving THANKS.
OMG this reminds me of a time when I was at my sisters house, when I was like, 10 years old? Anyways, she had a brush thing that looked like this, but it was NOT meant for filling up with soap but being 10 I didn’t know that so I legit broke her brush trying to fill it with soap
Walmart is open all day & night and I’m scheduled 3-midnight. Society and corporations need to STOP recognizing this day as a day for shopping, being greedy, and trampling each other over things they DONT need. ESPECIALLY on day when we should be giving THANKS.
So I had a dream last night I bought a flute from Ulta??
Aaand now another kid just told me she has a cousin next door that she thinks is really cute but he’s like her brother SOOO 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️😂😂😂
Y’all I’m helping out with kids for a show and this 10 year old boy is telling me about how he’s doing shows because he really wants to be a famous actor in movies. Not for fame, and money, just because he wants the opportunity. Kids got goals 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Ok everyone pls answer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 How much money would you pay for piece of art, from a local, amateur artist?
Jim and Pam’s 10 year anniversary would be today ❤️
we're not in hawkins anymore
@slothbear23 @MainsCam @maddyjoe98 @hshane57 I will never let this tweet die. 😂😂😂😂😂
Same reason I got the iPhone 11 the day it came out 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Same reason I got an iPhone XS the day it came out 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
This weather is so disgusting, I’m locking myself in the basement where it’s cold and pretending it’s winter.
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