Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss. about.me/laurenc New York, NY Joined April 2010-
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So @netflix is showing I have a reminder set for The Mole on June 14. I’ve already streamed the old seasons. Does this mean the reboot is almost here?! And is @andersoncooper attached?
I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!? NOW?!? I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.
All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas. It changes a person.
Does anyone know the secret handshake I need to know to get an itemized bill from the hospital after an ER visit? @WPHospital refuses to supply me with anything but a “statement” that explains nothing.
I don’t have kids so I wanna take my dog to the zoo. Why shouldn’t he get to see an elephant?
I wrote about all the bizarre, expensive, labor-intensive, and often wasteful stuff that happens after you return something you bought online. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
Pour out a glass for the @MetroNorth social media person, who is probably having the worst day and I wish them peace and delicious food once everything is back to normal.
So, the @atyourgate experience at JFK is fantastic and the gentleman working right now is the cherry on top. Excellent service!
Welcome to the @Nasdaq family, @RoverDotCom! 🐈🐕🐾 Now trading: $ROVR Rover is the world’s largest network of 5-star pet sitters and dog walkers. They believe everyone deserves the unconditional love of a pet—and Rover’s mission is to make it easier to experience that love.💓
Reality competitions… give the contestants more time. Tired of looking at crappy cakes and unfinished art.
there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car
Everyone deserves to feel safe in this city, but a lot of the folks claiming that nyc is less safe really mean that they’re uncomfortable seeing the visible effects of inequality
No matter how hard I tried, my dog, Squish, would not look away from the @TODAYshow on Sunday. Either he missed @WillieGeist something fierce or has a crush on @HallieJackson.
we spend a lot of time talking about pad thai when we really should be talking about pad see ew
wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other
Candyland is a masterpiece of game design that designers should be studying and dissecting as one of the best examples EVER of game design craft for specific audiences.
I have a doctor’s appt and have to leave the house. do I put on pants? do people still wear pants
Google Home stopped being able to tell me the “feels like” temperature. I’m never leaving my apartment.
Lindsey @LindseyOtta
1K Followers 983 Following 🍝🍣🥐 food motivated 👨👩👧👦 mom 📲 social media manager in healthcare✨tired and beautiful 💖 she/her
Nethea @Nethea137287
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LushSun @SunLush66986
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Totisough @totisough47327
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Setha @Setha1691026
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Toasoghes @toasoghes73709
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Senigey @senigey66695
191 Followers 3K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
Huong Cordiero @HuCordie
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Cathern Mateiro @CMateiro21177
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Nicorod |⭐ MARKET.. @nicorodmktg
865 Followers 5K Following 🔗 Business Threads and Tweets 📈 🌱 Building Community for Growth, Learning & Discussion 🚀 🔁 Retweets on Business 💬 ✉️ DM to share tweets or threads :) 📬
Matt Atkin @mattknn
2K Followers 2K Following Operating Partner @ Blue Lion Global (VC). Formerly early @uber & early 10100 Fund after IB @db & @citi
J.Donavan @jpiff12
194 Followers 2K Following Greatest unsigned rapper alive. Don or King choose1!!! https://t.co/juOjJm2EJF
Canoodle @Canoodlemobile
173 Followers 630 Following “Fastest way to Chat, Meet and Mingle with Local Pet Lovers”. Canoodle is an excellent all-in-one Platform designed for those we Love the most…Our PETS! 🐶💜
ELECTWEINER @ELECTWEINER
3K Followers 1K Following Hyper Local; Former Candidate for City Council - District 6, the UWS
Caterina Deregibus Ay.. @AyeleCaterina
540 Followers 3K Following Multicultural Education- Conceptual Actress -ItaloEthiopian(Oromo/Harar)|Mental Health researcher/developer| Vegetarian | No drugs IG○holisticaestheticvision
sandy c @lafmonster
154 Followers 694 Following
Helen Rosenthal @HelenRosenthal
20K Followers 6K Following Mother, Wife, + Friend. NYC Council Member (2014-2021) Looking forward to reading books and taking long walks in the woods #BLTrees #KindnessMatters
Amy Chin @amychin
680 Followers 1K Following #superpumped about life. Former nomad on @Bus52 and @Uber OG. Loves good people with good stories. Unrelenting optimist practicing extreme kindness.
Elsa @elsabirch
911 Followers 3K Following I live in the SF ☁️ Previously @Pinterest + @CUBoulder + @Stanford (views my own, if that) she/her, eng phd, and now same name at bsky social
Jason Houck @JasonHouck
239K Followers 83K Following Born Again Christian, Christ Follower, Social Media Marketing for Entrepreneurs & Small Business Owners. Love God, My Family & Enjoying Life. Stay POSITIVE!!!
Gabriella’s Animal .. @gabriella_full
8 Followers 66 Following My life is nothing without animals. Pet sitting, dog walking and training is just few things I love
Scott Ayres @scottayres
15K Followers 16K Following A-List Amazon Creator - Dallas Cowboys addict *As an Amazon associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Kevin Cannon @multikev
4K Followers 3K Following Design leader exploring creative tools and AI. Open for interesting chats and new opportunities. (prev @pitch @frogdesign @CIIDnews)
ZJ Morris @ztopiapub
581 Followers 3K Following Prone to geek joy, ❤️ innovation challenges & rye. Former Product & Research @FlukeCorp @Microsoft. Current student @hcdeUW / former @usccinema @smithcollege
MyNabes @MyNabes
112 Followers 965 Following MyNabes is a supportive and funny space for parents to meet, part support group, tips/tricks/hacks and a fun and happy place to share our kids best moment!
Holistic Healings @hhbsofficial
48 Followers 508 Following We strive to deliver genuine hand crafted aromatic products. Through this we aspire to spread the message of love, peace, and harmony.
The Laundry @TheLaundrySF
2K Followers 3K Following The Laundry is SFs newest venue and events and experiential space for art, creativity and connection. Located in the heart of the #SF Mission District
Pam Moore @PamMktgNut
275K Followers 125K Following 🎤 Keynote Speaker | Fractional CMO to GO | AI Strategist | Brand Culture | Forbes #SocialMedia Power Influencer | Founder Brand With Soul 🧡 | Podcast Host
BayArea LifeVantage @BayAreaLV
33 Followers 1K Following A Protandim a day - that's my personal health secret. Get yours at https://t.co/mGnZZHcNTH
mrLpkingohiorapmusic2.. @mrLpkingohio18
847 Followers 4K Following Wlacome mr Lp king of Twitter am singer and rapper have own records labe Cleveland Ohio
Pixel Powers @PixelPowersCom
616 Followers 2K Following We make logo videos, titles & more - for people like you!
BENformation @benmconner
44 Followers 98 Following I post pics of stuff I’m working on every day, hoping to provide some BENformation.
Jennifer Hwang @JenniferHwang17
93 Followers 985 Following Marketing Manager @ Rybbon. Excited about everything gift and marketing related 🎁RHSmith MBA alum 🎓
GLOWBIOTICS Probiotic.. @glowbiotics
2K Followers 719 Following Medical Grade Probiotic Skincare Solutions 🧪 Protecting your skin's microbiome 🦠 Your #SkinsBestfriend
Marisa J. Lown @marisajlown
40 Followers 118 Following R&D Chef + Paralegal + CP-FS = Leader in Food Safety & Incident Management. MS Food Safety Reg. Thoughts on food science, safety & history. aka @radicalcupcake
CartoonStyleVideos @cartoonstyler
140 Followers 785 Following Cartoon Style Videos In Minutes! Learn how to make explainer videos. https://t.co/rQkNbrqf4Q #ExplainerVideo #whiteboard #video #VideoMarketing
BuildMyHealth @BuildMyBod
920 Followers 626 Following BuildMyHealth - the online marketplace for healthcare services. Providers: list your services/prices for consumers to view via app, website & widget.
#MusicLov3rz💙 @MusicLov3rzMag
208K Followers 207K Following Reaching 1 MILLION+ #MusicLov3rz #Radio & #Magazine Founder @ArtistsUnitedWW 3x Award Nominated † for #MagazineOfTheYear
Lindsey @LindseyOtta
1K Followers 983 Following 🍝🍣🥐 food motivated 👨👩👧👦 mom 📲 social media manager in healthcare✨tired and beautiful 💖 she/her
humans without contex.. @HumansNoContext
5.3M Followers 0 Following memes & videos that’ll make you smile [email protected]
derek guy @dieworkwear
848K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway
1.2M Followers 191 Following For live customer support, DM us to chat For real-time updates, check https://t.co/7xS53kUpDW & sign up for MTA Service Alerts: https://t.co/LGJGhv6wDQ
alex @nothanksalex
4K Followers 355 Following im the person who puts ads in the middle of youtube videos im sorry
NYPD 78th Precinct @NYPD78Pct
10K Followers 4K Following The official Twitter of the 78th Precinct. User policy: https://t.co/P1tIRvMxw6
Hannah Dreier @hannahdreier
63K Followers 1K Following New York Times reporter focused on immigration. Previously covered Venezuela for AP, and wrote for The Washington Post and ProPublica. [email protected]
The Wolf of Franchise.. @franchisewolf
130K Followers 605 Following Sharing insights on franchises & the entrepreneurs behind them | @dunkindonuts stan | Tweets aren't financial advice |
chris evans @notcapnamerica
212K Followers 5K Following ✊🏽🏳️🌈 Small business owner. Receipts provider 🧾 Movie live-tweeter. business inquiries: [email protected]
cait.bsky.social @punished_cait
44K Followers 905 Following like if barbie smoked weed. i work in the boneyard. yes, that's me in the picture. she/her
Hostile Design @hostiledesign
134K Followers 29 Following •examples of hostility of all kinds toward the houseless, disabled, and general public•
Tim the Shitposting L.. @LinguisticsShi1
9K Followers 89 Following Likes language more than most people. My colorful greyscale ideas slip fabulously. Still searching for an IPA symbol to represent my husband's snoring.
Ron Carlivati @carlivatiron
63K Followers 453 Following Head Writer of the legendary Days Of Our Lives and former Head Writer of One Life to Live and General Hospital. Views are mine and mine alone.
Days of our Lives @DaysPeacock
181K Followers 193 Following Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives. The official handle for #DAYS - now streaming on @Peacock.
reality blurred @realityblurred
14K Followers 2K Following Now just stories posted to https://t.co/jlsAKSBDY5. I, Andy Dehnart, am no longer active in this 🗑️🔥 because of its 💩👤 owner. Find/contact me at https://t.co/7AwrVirMcX
Wu Tang is for the Ch.. @WUTangKids
213K Followers 2K Following Politics, Sports, Music…2023 EAS Survivor and 2024 NYC earthquake survivor
CT State Police @CT_STATE_POLICE
79K Followers 294 Following Official Twitter account of the CSP. The accounts are NOT monitored 24/7. To report an emergency dial 9-1-1.
NBC Connecticut @NBCConnecticut
311K Followers 744 Following Thank you for stopping by @NBCConnecticut -- the place to go for exclusive local stories, the latest breaking news, weather updates and more.
Ryan Hanrahan @ryanhanrahan
45K Followers 4K Following Chief Meteorologist at @NBCConnecticut - the NBC owned station in Hartford/New Haven, CT. Catch me M-F 4/5/6/11p. 🏳️🌈⛈🌪❄️
New York Metro Weathe.. @nymetrowx
110K Followers 1K Following NYC weather forecasts without the hype, supported by our own community. Tweets: @jhomenuk
Ridgefield Patch @RfieldPatch
4K Followers 550 Following Local news, alerts, events and more. We’re your source for all things Ridgefield.
The Ridgefield Press @RidgefieldPress
18K Followers 259 Following Ridgefield, Connecticut's hometown newspaper, offering daily news updates. Instagram: @ridgefieldpress Email: [email protected]
Ridgefield, CT @CTRidgefield
3K Followers 58 Following The official Twitter page for the Town of Ridgefield, Connecticut. Follow for important information and what's happening in Town.
Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul
260K Followers 675 Following Official Twitter account for the 57th Governor of New York State. Social Media Use Policy: https://t.co/iwTBLsiPDh
out of context dogs @contextdogs
1.7M Followers 787 Following follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | art by @sillynubcat
Office of New York Ci.. @NYCComptroller
62K Followers 2K Following Official account of NYC Comptroller. Working to hold NYC gov't accountable and secure a more just & sustainable future.
Eyewitness News @ABC7NY
779K Followers 28K Following New York's #1 news, Channel 7 Eyewitness News. WABC-TV. Comments & photos shared here or using #abc7NY could be used on any ABC platforms.
US Vaccine Tracker @USVaccineCount
59K Followers 2 Following How many people have received the COVID-19 vaccine? Represents vaccinated people (two shots / one J&J) as a percentage of all people in the USA, per CDC data.
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws
774K Followers 10 Following celebrating wins, sweet, funny, and girly things :) @jasminericegirl
Chris Redd @Reddsaidit
93K Followers 3K Following Comedian! Hit the link below for tickets, updates, ALL OF IT!!
Sudi Green @Sudi_Green
26K Followers 834 Following (she/her) Model, Activist, writes for SNL & Shrill
Erin Biba @erinbiba
63K Followers 1K Following I'm not here. I am on BlueSky @ https://t.co/r8Lxwf4qIj Freelance Science journalist. Fact Checker. she/her
Marsai Martin @marsaimartin
227K Followers 1K Following CEO of Genius Entertainment ✨ Founder of @MaribyMarsai ✨ Creator of @saicookout
NYC Alt Side Parking @NYCASP
293K Followers 4 Following Posts twice daily & for emergency suspensions. Account automated, will not respond. Use Policy: https://t.co/gsR1VH3Jzp
Erin Westphal @WestphalErin
513 Followers 76 Following Tutor. Writer. Cat Mom. Runner. Recovering Political Operative. Former figure skater. Tweets are my own. You *can* get a 5!
Linda Dong 👩🏻�.. @lindadong
37K Followers 1K Following Design Evangelista talking Vision Pro, UI, games. Twitter is my LinkedIn, otherwise @[email protected] https://t.co/CEujW3ruOE
Jen Psaki @jrpsaki
1.5M Followers 1K Following Mom of 2, Host of @InsideWithPsaki on Sundays at Noon ET on @MSNBC. For more on Say More Book tour: https://t.co/uLFVqXDYXi
Douglas Emhoff @SecondGentleman
1.7M Followers 6 Following Second Gentleman of the United States. Devoted dad. Proud husband to @VP Kamala Harris.
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Biden Inaugural Commi.. @BidenInaugural
248K Followers 5 Following Thank you for joining us for the historic inauguration of @POTUS and @VP. A new chapter has begun. #Inauguration2021
How To with John Wils.. @howtojohnwilson
20K Followers 4 Following Season 3 of How to With John Wilson is streaming now on @streamonmax.
Manhattan Community B.. @CB7Manhattan
2K Followers 95 Following Welcome to the Twitter page of Manhattan Community Board 7, representing the #UpperWestSide.
Apoorva Mandavilli @apoorva_nyc
58K Followers 1K Following Reporter @nytimes on global health & infectious diseases; [email protected] Before: Founding EIC @Spectrum, cofounder @CultureDish
FacesOfCOVID @FacesOfCOVID
131K Followers 4 Following Stories of those lost to COVID per news reports, obits & submissions. They were more than a statistic. DM for link to submit a story. (Curator: @alexjgoldstein)The end of Bleed American in Des Moines. I love playing this set up every night.
The Oklahoma School for The Deaf has free online ASL courses this spring. Self-paced. Open to everyone! Donations encouraged.
@maatactive @LaurenMColman @carriemelago @DNAinfoNY @priyakrishna @nytcooking I heard that Celestino left Court Street long before this drama started
@carriemelago @DNAinfoNY Or perhaps @priyakrishna could give us an update on Celestino García and if he’s still working at Court Street Bagels 🥯? Her reporting for @nytcooking on Celestine’s before dawn journey to CSB and then Tompkins Square Bagels was excellent and beautifully told through video.
It's so small but I haven't stopped thinking about that last scene in Past Lives. The silence as they walk to the taxi, that long pregnant pause as they watch each other, the way even Nora's dress seems to be pulling her in Hae Sung's direction. Broke my heart into little pieces.
What was your favorite movie moment in 2023…
@dieworkwear Pls someone do Sally. Especially when she gets the Christmas tree
I'm not even going to lie. It was at this moment that I wished Aidan's car blew up. #AndJustLikeThat #AJLT
Why does Miranda still not have a place to live? Why does Wyatt need to be watched two years into adulthood? Why does the poet whisper everything? Why can Seema go to Greece but not Egypt? Who’s watching the cat??? #AJLT
"I got drunk and made this when my fiancée wasn't home and got all these stains on my undershirt when I ate it (I spilled on myself) and it was so good and I don't even care." Think of this as the most luxurious Hamburger Helper you’ve ever had. nyti.ms/3O2LhCw
@snoowmonster @darasoba Your arrow points to the right (from left to right), which signifies moving forward. Ideally, it should point backward because you are logging out, indicating a return or backward movement.
Kind of dark but: -get a bell for exterior doors that rings when it opens so if you hear it you know (also so you can ignore other sounds) -if you get a baseball bat for protection put a sock over the end of it
To the LADIES on my TL who have lived on their own (no roommates etc..) in their own place, what’s a piece of advice you’d give a young lady moving out on her own? I’m gathering some info for my nieces.
i am once again begging you to stop trying to get out of jury duty
I don’t know who needs to hear this but someone has been mad at you for YEARS about something you don’t even remember and they talk about it to other people A LOT. Hope this helps!
Couples who are 35 years old, living together and dating for 10 years still venmoing each other for groceries need to get it together.
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
pretty fucked up that by the time you reach 40 there are basically only like five people on the planet who really understand you and they probably live in a different city
Bro, just come skiing with me. Lift tickets cost $150 per day and you can rent skis for another $50 and you can get a lesson for another $120. It’s so fun and your risk of injury is so high. C’mon bro, you won’t feel your hands & you’ll get sunburn on your face. Bro.
holy infant so tender and mild implies the existence of a cursed infant so chewy and spicy
People who use drugs deserve love, life, flourishing, friendship, medical care, and grace as much as any one of us. If you agree, SPEAK UP!!
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