GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

Sweary. DILLIGAF? London, England Joined March 2009

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Geoff @kwoade

21 hours ago

This picture keeps on being stolen without any form of attribution, so it seems timely and sensible to RT the original 😂

Geoff @kwoade

3 months ago

This picture keeps on being stolen without any form of attribution, so it seems timely and sensible to RT the original 😂

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Sat in Wetherspoon’s Leicester Square right now and on the table next to me is a bloke blasting videos out on loop from his phone, whilst off his head after smoking fentanyl apparently and then another bloke has just cycled past to the bar. I mean cycled through the pub. Going to…

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

4 hours ago

Thanks sinuses. I really needed you to misbehave this week.

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

4 hours ago

Scored 9/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

14 hours ago

I’ve just ordered new concert ear plugs so tomorrow I will find the other pair. Gone for neon yellow this time. Bright colours easier to find if you drop them at a gig.

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

19 hours ago

Absolutely bloody nuts. Labour digs through Dylan Thomas’s belongings in search of racist links telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09/2…

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

21 hours ago

Oi Amazon, you think I’m Frank fucking Spencer?

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

21 hours ago

Bupa dental insurance are incredibly efficient. Put my receipts in this morning at 10.15. Claim approved by 12.00

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

22 hours ago

Thank you to everyone who said the passport photo thing was easy. Passport been approved with the selfie I took. I am the world’s worst selfie taker so it must be easy!

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

24 hours ago

Listening to a presentation where the presenter says “myself” and “yourselves” rather than me and you. Too many acronyms too.

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

a day ago

Scored 9/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

2 days ago

This afternoon’s work. One pudding in pressure cooker

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

2 days ago

DeShambles lost first to a par. Long may that continue

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GrumpyByName 🇮🇱 @LessGrumpy

2 days ago

Watching a gig recorded at the Glasgow Apollo. The stage was insanely high - 15 feet.

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Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband

3 days ago

I’m telling you all, as someone who was at the Ryder Cup on Friday, the things being yelled at Rory McIlroy simply aren’t acceptable. It’s not about Rory needing to have thick skin. It’s about fans crossing the line from a human standpoint and hurling insults about his family.