Ben Hawkins @LexHawk

Joined May 2011

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Ben Hawkins @LexHawk

3 years ago

Twitter won’t let me deactivate. This pisses me off.

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Ben Hawkins @LexHawk

3 years ago

McLain is a good back. But if you’re going to run for the conversion, why not C-Rod? Even if you’re going to pass, make them think about him. I don’t understand.

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Sam Youngman @samyoungman

3 years ago

America: we’re done with trump Rupert: me too New York Times: excuse us while we walk up to trump backstage with tears in our eyes and thank him for letting us see his super rad plane

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Ken Jennings @KenJennings

3 years ago

Even Robespierre never thought of just letting the rich confidently guillotine themselves.

Josh Marshall @joshtpm

3 years ago

Even Robespierre never thought of just letting the rich confidently guillotine themselves.

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Ricky L. Jones @DrRickyLJones

3 years ago

Having a lot of money doesn’t mean you’re fit for leadership. It doesn’t even mean you’re a decent human being.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC

3 years ago

The Hamburglar ys, yn fact, tragic. A lyfe based on riskinge legal penaltyes to steale a low cost item that doth not sit well yn storage and hath smal resale value. Even yn the best case scenario if he stealeth 100,000 hamburgers, how doth the Hamburglar actuallye profit? Tragic!

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC

3 years ago

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

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Associate Deans @ass_deans

3 years ago

Please review our instructions on the state’s new anti-CRT laws. It’s not that you can’t teach about the existence of racial inequalities, you just can’t connect them to the institutions, power structures, or individuals who created, maintain and continue to benefit from them.

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books bit.ly/3c2gxTj

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Tim Darst @TimJDarst

3 years ago

Upon leaving my house this morning. Neighbor: Wow these plants in your yard look so lush and green! I have been watering my plants every day and they still bad. Me: We planted only native perennials and have never needed to water them.

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Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker

3 years ago

And 100% of mass public shootings happen with guns. As Governor, on behalf of the people of Highland Park — leave us the hell alone.

NRA @NRA

3 years ago

And 100% of mass public shootings happen with guns. As Governor, on behalf of the people of Highland Park — leave us the hell alone.

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Eugene V. Debs @DebsEbooks

3 years ago

Middle class men: your turn is coming. The next panic will witness the doom of many of you. You fear "dividing up." Socialism does not want your little capital. It wants the trusts. It is they, not we, that are after you. When they get through with you, you will be ready for us.

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Heinz US @HeinzTweets

3 years ago

Fries > Walls

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Associate Deans @ass_deans

3 years ago

Assessment Pro-tip. Its not that you actually do things better or different. It’s that you do a better job of describing things using our assessment matrix.

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Bill Gates @BillGates

3 years ago

I guess we finally ran out of microchips.

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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS

3 years ago

The networks currently don't want the remaining #Jan6Justice hearings to be in primetime. I disagree wholeheartedly. They should all be in primetime. Retweet if you agree. Cc: @ABC @NBCNews @CBSNews @PBS @NPR @CNN @MSNBC #Jan6Justice