Dept of Information @LibWords
Tweets translated into human from Coalitionese. Joined May 2013-
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After a long layoff, the Department account will be devoted to translating Coalition members’ tweets into something that may have come from a person. On occasion, maybe even an electable person, but, you know, small steps. Watch this space.
All staff re #CensusFail: don't let me find out that one of you came up with @M_McCormackMP's "it wasn't an attack as it didn't work" mess.
Perhaps, @SenatorFifield, we can organise Fibre to the Census? #CensusFail
Once again, our department is NOT responsible for #CensusFail. We decide how you think things are, we don't find out how they actually are.
Anyone addressing #census2016 concerns to our office has misunderstood. We are about what we say is information, not actual data.
To all staff - Mr George Christensen has warned he may cross the floor. Any requests by his office for a map are to be denied. #auspol
Umm... any chance you could just let this one go through, @FactCheckJohn? Please?
.@TurnbullMalcolm sir, I suggest you deny @corybernardi's request for an inquiry into the last line of Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.
Just a thought, but someone might want to lend Ms Credlin a copy of Macbeth if she's going to distribute associated nicknames. #potkettle
.@JamColley A truly errant analogy. In baseball, one must do well in the minor leagues to reach the majors.
.@TonyAbbottMHR - we ordered some of that non-sniping you advertised in September but our shipment is yet to arrive theage.com.au/federal-politi…
To all staff re Barnaby Joyce's new role... I know. Trust me, I know. All we can do is hide the Prime Minister's passport.
.@SenatorFifield - #mansplaining is now part of the lexicon. Dial it down a notch lest "boofheadsplaining" come in. theage.com.au/federal-politi…
Re Briggs/Dutton: @TurnbullMalcolm, @Barnaby_Joyce, if you can't sing from the same song sheet can you at least be at the same damn concert?
Mr Dutton, if you must emulate a Rowan Atkinson character, please be more Blackadder and less Mr Bean. theage.com.au/federal-politi…
All staff: if considering any new hires from NSW, check for involvement in #stonersloth campaign. If involvement found, call security.
Excuse me Prime Minister - perhaps we could make Mal Brough Secret Minister of State instead?
Prime Minister, you invented the internet. Could you explain to me why @corybernardi deleted all his tweets, or to him how dumb that looks?
A look at who is challenging us for the frightened suburban end of the voter market: huffingtonpost.com.au/matt-elsbury/r…
Just breathe, Mr @PeterDutton_MP, we'll get you through this. #insiders
nigel curtain-smith @curtainsmith
121 Followers 983 Following
KAEL @etakeel
80 Followers 968 Following Workplaces, Gender Equality and hot chips. Not necessarily in that order.
CloseDetentionPrisons... @HelpRefugeesOZ
4K Followers 3K Following Close Manus and Nauru and all onshore camps, I tweet about Asylum Seeker issues, politics and human rights issues.
Suzeme 🕯 @Suzeme
2K Followers 4K Following Grandkids. Books. Movies. Sometimes the garden. Love the beach. Atheist. Left leaning. Yes. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐯 @suzeme.bsky.social
Whiney Twat @WhineyTwat
336 Followers 978 Following I am a twat. Wait, no, a twit. Twitterer? Tweeter? Ha, no, I'm a twat. Speaks in gifs; sweary; spoonie; auspol; bollocks.
Kerry Gordon @mcdfrydays
51 Followers 1K Following
Matthew Porter @brazcubas
792 Followers 2K Following
Greg Appleby @greg_appleby
40 Followers 329 Following Follows sport as well as ancient and classic history, science, climate change, energy efficiency and renewables.
Mairi Thomson @mairithomson
586 Followers 2K Following Adult Ed+L'ship+Performance Improvement. Seeker of things interesting, funny +/or meaningful. Sometimes politically flammable.
eec @eec_cee
592 Followers 5K Following
Rhondda Purtell @PurAndTell
2K Followers 2K Following PROUD AUSTRALIAN. Widowed, retired ex-Canberran, ex Commonwealth Public Servant (during the, mostly, good days).
Cafe Nundle @yajme_j
527 Followers 4K Following
Eric Dale @btc_dale
114 Followers 1K Following "Its just money; its made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don’t have to kill each other just to get something to eat." #bitcoin
Caleb Kenny-Kuntz @hmenzies5000
171 Followers 2K Following Representing the people of Pelican Point & Torrens Island in a battle against Conservative lunacy
Leanne Sheargold @lsheargold65
73 Followers 326 Following
sgoodman @sgoodman14
44 Followers 1K Following
Monsignor Mathew Guy @matthewguy4prem
79 Followers 257 Following Liberal. Victorian Opposition Leader. Future Premier. Decendent of Jesus Christ. #springst
anna-lise @annalise108
530 Followers 1K Following Dormant inner activist has been reawakened by sheer incompetence of current govt; quasi vegetarian; dweller of the north; mid-century modern is the future
Khalil Ahmad @khalilahmad6666
11 Followers 348 Following
Goodfellow @tony_goodfellow
1K Followers 4K Following RE-Alliance. Spokesperson - Climate Media Centre. Master of Environment Melb uni. BNEWS Hons - UTAS. helping @Ballaratalign @ballaratclimate. @ASU_VICPS
Namoi Water @Namoiwater
1K Followers 1K Following Namoi Water is the peak industry group for irrigated agriculture in the Upper Lower Namoi in the NW NSW. This acct is managed by our staff who are real people
commentaries @island_scenery
2K Followers 5K Following
MRP @1974mrp
311 Followers 2K Following
you’re on mute @sush_pdc
243 Followers 3K Following Aged 20 years in 2020. Strictly a personal account
The Fake McCoys @TheFakeMcCoys
204 Followers 193 Following Melbourne comedy guerillas, satire barons and parody ninjas since 1994. Stand-up, sketch, song and suits. @AjaxMcCoy and @patstokes
Daniel Brettig 🏏 @danbrettig
40K Followers 8K Following Chief cricket writer, The Age. Whitewash to Whitewash, Bucking the Trend, Bradman and Packer. TGSTW https://t.co/cr3SF1oCKP
koen.ruymaekers @koen_ruymaekers
80 Followers 858 Following Antwerpen and Sydney and Abu Dhabi and Bristol and Sydney
Seán Marsh ✌️ @seanmarshdesign
649 Followers 2K Following Vegan 🌱 Neurodivergent 🧠 Fearless climate activist ✊
David Blumenstein @nakedfella
2K Followers 1K Following Comix: https://t.co/FVioIL4akf. Service design: https://t.co/RvemO72LW6. Squishface Studio! @[email protected], https://t.co/fkxwsUYUD2, nakedfella on insta.
Carrie Hardie @SeriousCarrie
435 Followers 539 Following Comedy + cheese + occasional cat. Sydney-based producer, touring Perth, Adelaide and Melbourne & Edinburgh. Swindon enthusiast.
Not So Fast @NotSoFastJanice
2K Followers 3K Following I am so disappointed with our current Govt .... not the party I hoped it would be ..... GET YOUR FRICKEN ACT TOGETHER .... *angry* *frustrated* faces ...
💧Dear Plan A @DearPlanA
617 Followers 4K Following DearPlanA, thanks for being 1st, leading the way for many subsequent versions diverting boldly and scenically. Here's to endless surprising future takes on you.
Bernadette McSherry @bmcsherr
3K Followers 3K Following Emeritus Professor and recovering academic, University of Melbourne. Writer, reader, gardenist and Collingwood supporter. https://t.co/7gjQVOssfl
Adam Dean @adamjdean
4K Followers 3K Following Photo editor @nytimes. Previously photojournalist @nytimes @natgeo @time. IG: @adamjdean. Archive represented by Panos Pictures @panospictures.
Natalie Rutherford @natfran2012
192 Followers 904 Following
[email protected]... @AUSFestivus
441 Followers 997 Following Husband, father, virtualisation/cloud consultant, railfan, RFS volunteer and needful doer. Operator of @fw7639 Views are mine, no one else’s.
Jay Ridgewell @jayzabeam
324 Followers 992 Following Is keen on science communication & education, edible gardens, bicycles, simplicity and positive, proactive ideas and people for a happier planet
Denise C. @SpudBenBean
5K Followers 4K Following Immune suppressed from RA medication. Covid Vulnerable. Learning to paint in watercolour since mid- 2021. Dog-mother Dog-lover.
Marty @ethicalmartini
5K Followers 4K Following International socialist. Angry young man in a granpa body. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Art, Words, Cats.
Protestintelligently @protestsmartly
81 Followers 194 Following
Russell Degnan @knottedpaths
175 Followers 1K Following Non-sport tweets. Some planning, the rest random. For the sport follow @idlesummers
NellShel @NellShel
557 Followers 903 Following Oesophageal cancer survivor, given just 3 months to live in 2011, cancer free today. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. proud mum to two Cavaliers. 🐾
Yesterday Tonight @YSTRDYtonight
292 Followers 1K Following A satirical news site which busts its balls to provide you with passable at best content. By @nickjungfer
Eleanor Grattan @GrattanEleanor
29 Followers 119 Following Beginner cyclist, pedestrian, public transport user. I have many favourite things.
Christian Price @AjaxMcCoy
388 Followers 531 Following Voice artist. Writer, comedian, magician, satirist. Will poke fun at government for food. Available for TV & Comedy gigs. One half of @TheFakeMcCoys.
Darryl B @IHeardaVoiceSay
89 Followers 305 Following Boardgame dependant, craver of comedy & compulsive cinephile. Some addictions are just plain fun ;)
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.9M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus. New episodes September 8th!
Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
2.8M Followers 328 Following Breaking news on a weekly basis. #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) Sundays at 11PM on @HBO.
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
5.1M Followers 143 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
HIBERNATING ACCOUNT @FactCheckJohn
3K Followers 1K Following Now in the less facty world of US politics - @johnbarronusa
PolitiFact Australia @PolitiFactOz
8K Followers 402 Following PolitiFact Australia holds politicians, candidates, lobby groups, parties and other influential figures responsible for what they say.
abc730 @abc730
220K Followers 997 Following This account has been archived as of August 2023. Follow @abcnews to stay in touch.
Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01
215K Followers 2K Following
Guardian Australia @GuardianAus
359K Followers 163 Following This account has been archived. Follow us on https://t.co/Q2tj6jmnss or download our app.
ABC News @abcnews
2.7M Followers 1K Following Latest news updates from the Australian Broadcasting Corp. This is an official @abcaustralia account.
Crikey @crikey_news
186K Followers 962 Following Holding power to account. Independent, Australian-owned news, investigation, analysis and opinion. Sign up to our free newsletters. Click on the 🔗 below.Trends for United States
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