Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

I'm not saying that The Masked Singer is a sign that we're living in a dystopia, but it's definitely the kind of show that the characters would watch in a movie about living in a dystopia.

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

3 years ago

Habitually asking my wife if she likes my Bob Dylan impression

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

Should I listen to Oasis?

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

I draw the line at Mod “Hover Vespas”

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Here are the vaccines many already need(ed) just to go school: Chickenpox Diphtheria Hepatitis A&B Meningitis Measles Mumps Polio Pneumonia Rotavirus Rubella Tetanus Whooping Cough Adding one for COVID doesn’t impact your freedom, it makes us all safer.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence

4 years ago

tune in to fox news tonight if you want to watch a bunch of vaccinated people who work at a place w vaccination requirements pretend they're unvaccinated and dont work at a place with vaccine requirements

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

I dreamt last night that I forgot to put the lemon zest on my Blue Apron meal, resulting with the fact that I too am the problem.

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

Time goes by so slowly when cookies are baking.

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

My wife: “I just don’t think I can justify pasta at 8:30 in the morning.”

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

“Here I go again on my own, Blowing down the only nose I’ve ever known.” @Kleenex @Whitesnake Just wanted to connect you guys, thought you’d get along.

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

Owen Wilson’s opening line in “Drillbit Taylor” is “…Time to make the doughnuts!”

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

Men In Black

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Chris Freeman @LightninFreeman

4 years ago

I’ve had the theme song for “Recess” playing in the background of my mind since 1997.

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chip malfunction @online_shawn

6 years ago

One thing I like about hiking is taking an uber to the woods and saying thanks and getting out of the car and disappearing into the trees as if I have an appointment somewhere deep in the forest