chip malfunction @online_shawn
vampire on titus he/him Joined October 2010-
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Paul Giamatti runs by, his arms loaded with tiny pumpkins. He drops a few but doesn't stop
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Tonight's unbeatable combo Stereolab/street cat
Sebadoh at the Middle East. Shout out to the lady who yelled Sky Pilot
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Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch
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The most devastating transition ever:
I hate it when I'm placing my vanity plate order and I have a sudden orgasm
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There is a man trapped inside the Bean
There is a man trapped inside the Bean
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Timeless video
Big day for clumsy boston oafs
Big day for clumsy boston oafs
I thought this meant "having balls all summer long" at first
I thought this meant "having balls all summer long" at first
It begins
It begins https://t.co/9MogyoT70C
I assume this is a mistake, roast duck shouldn't be this cheap
I've had tinnitus for years and I never knew it was caused by...a lovely bit of cloud cover
I've had tinnitus for years and I never knew it was caused by...a lovely bit of cloud cover
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stationary boom mic giving this shot away lmao
stationary boom mic giving this shot away lmao https://t.co/4Qx036Lx6V
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when i first saw the part where the old lady realizes the fox can’t stay with her and there’s a montage of him being a baby with her and she has to bring him to the forest and leave him alone there and he doesn’t understand why made me so sad that i almost threw up
when i first saw the part where the old lady realizes the fox can’t stay with her and there’s a montage of him being a baby with her and she has to bring him to the forest and leave him alone there and he doesn’t understand why made me so sad that i almost threw up
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happy 4th of july
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