Two guys in the airport bar are amazed a margherita pizza has no alcohol in it and they're the reason you can't leave bags unattended.
@LizHackett Did they think it was a stuffed crust situation, and one could bite into the crust & drink the tequila out?
@LizHackett You're making a pretty cheesy case here. #Dou'gh!
@LizHackett Should have talked them trying into this....
@LizHackett I guess not the time for an Italian history lecture.
@LizHackett wait until they hear about root beer
@LizHackett Hope to God they're not Southwest pilots.
@LizHackett All this time I just thought I had an incredible tolerance to alcoholic pizzas.
@LizHackett the shrimp cocktail is gonna blow their minds
@LizHackett Really fucking concerned about how they both ordered the baby back ribs last time