flunky @Loobs20

Joined May 2018

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flunky @Loobs20

a week ago

@EmilySm43 This Happy Breed

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a week ago

@DarbyshireAdele @fesshole If it needs cutting off it’s not finished 🤮

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a week ago

@fesshole A neighbour told me she would suck the snot from her baby’s nose. Makes me dry heave even thinking about it, thirty years later.

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@fesshole An older guy works in a local shop. His ear and nose hair is gross, thick like dog fur. His ears in particular are thick with dark brown wax and fur and stink. I know because he got a too close to me coming down a ladder when my back was towards him and I could smell them.

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3 weeks ago

#GBBO I reckon Nigella has got iffy front teeth and sore fingers. She shovels biscuits in sideways, gripping them with her finger knuckles.

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3 weeks ago

@mujeebBhata79x She’s checking nipple alignment - nobody wants cross eyed tits

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3 weeks ago

@80s_Kidz Never a drink. Always the snack vending machine - potato puffs.

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4 weeks ago

@fesshole Could work, as long as it’s the final edit and not going through anymore cross checking. I’ve managed mass redundancies and there is a LOT of cross checking.

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4 weeks ago

@fesshole Many years ago while in hospital, an elderly female patient on the ward had to be “manually evacuated”, while we were all eating our evening meals. The noises from beyond that curtain were horrific.

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2 months ago

@fesshole I love the smell of Brut

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2 months ago

@fesshole How did you do that quietly? Everyone I know, including myself, makes a right racket when they’re honking up.

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2 months ago

@fesshole Must try harder.

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2 months ago

@fesshole I’ve travelled extensively for 20 years with work. My passports are absolutely not stamped in sequence and it’s never even been something I’ve noticed. I had to go and check. Perhaps I’ve pissed off every single border force officer in every country.

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2 months ago

@MintoNeil @fesshole Came here to say this

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3 months ago

@Batmantallk 116

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3 months ago

@AntiWokeMemes Someone bringing in one of the very first Sony Walkmans, with orange foam headphones.

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3 months ago

@Lunaria_40 Shouldn’t have wall cupboards over a gas hob.

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3 months ago

@ClarksonsFarm1 Prioritise your pension

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3 months ago

@fesshole Have the courage of your convictions!! Me, I like salad cream on pasta and anything mince based (lasagna, cottage pie, chili con carne etc).