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Punch yourself in the eye for a natural smoky eye look
Wear diapers at work to eliminate bathroom breaks #productivity
Call people out for excessive drinking. It shows them you care.
You're friend isn't drowning- he's just pretending.
When dogs bare their teeth and start growling, they're really saying "pet me".
Establish your dominance in the wild by hugging a bear.
Invest all your money into a wishing well.
Use your nails to easily insert your contact lenses.
Sandpaper is a great alternative to toilet paper.
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If the girl you like ignores you, get her attention by gently licking her ear.
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