Jey Ha @JHa00zero
Twitter is the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 Somewhere USA Joined August 2015-
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@surlyZ And equivocally classy. Play on player.
@jonbilous What if I live in America and my dreams haven't come true? Can you still help?
@testicleas mmm hmm, mmm hmm...and your thoughts on jelly shoes? What to do with this inventor...
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I'm only here for the constructive criticism.
@testicleas @briangaar I told you!!! It's a real thing. #IstandwithBG
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@surlyZ Bonus...that pepper spray will make his quinoa and kale recipe actually edible.
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