Loves Poop @LovesPoop
I love pooping. So much. Poop is the greatest. Infinite assbarf supreme. Poopland Joined July 2011-
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i used to teach an art class for little kids. we had a unit where each kid drew “someone powerful”. 99% of boys drew: a tank man made of tanks with tanks for arms and his head is a tank. 99% of girls drew a princess. everyone i worked with hated this and it happened every time.
So far, @Microsoft Paint has the best AI photo generator for poop!
12 years of loving feces! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Imagine Russia and China would pay Nazis to topple the democratically elected Govt in Mexico with the goal to make it part of their military alliance and to build a military base with nuclear capable missiles in Mexico. Then imagine Mexico attacking the White House with a drone.
Elon Musk says he's worried about the Fed 'crushing' the value of the entire stock market.
TIL: 4 years ago, there was a WallStreetBets moderator who tried to reign in the YOLOness of the forum, with thoughtful posts about how to measure risk and reward. Martin Shkreli
Shitballs laden with jalapeno filled guacamole have turned my asshole into the valley of flame.
Anyone else feel like proper amount of capital police being absent/letting Trump people in/providing insane visuals of MAGA dudes on the floor of the house was wildly convenient to justifying big tech’s rollout of censorship?

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