M 🏳️🌈🇦🇺 @MFish_ee
chaotic neutral | she/they | i mostly complain | sometimes i post something funny. Joined September 2021-
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Here goes the story time, because what more could I possibly lose: On the couch with my mother and father, I’m doing an instagram filter that tells you what fanfic trope you are. I get omegaverse and instantly burst out laughing. My mum looks over my shoulder and cackles. (pt 1)
So tired of wokeism right now. First it was Pink Floyd's album cover, now a bunch of time-travelling lefties have gone back in time and altered the World War 1 Victory medal, to better suit their evil, liberal agenda.
A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵
i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun: DAY 1 – ARRIVAL
My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there But does he listen?
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🧵 Some of my favourite funny moments from @NoRollsBarred_ . 'You've made me the fucking Lunatic'
@pluviophiliced Both. Both. Both. Socks because they pick up all the dirt instead of my bare feet, but once I’m sitting or laying down, my feet feel like they’re in a prison, so the socks MUST come off
i called dungeons & dragons "d&d" in a tweet so a guy decided to correct me: it's D&D. capital D. thank goodness there's REAL FANS to tell me these things! unrelatedly, wizards of the coast has worked with me six times
Me: he’s from one direction 10y/o brother: yeah i don’t know that movie
bro what content… the only confirmed gay character disney produced was that lesbian cyclops cop
NEW: Disney responds to protests and calls for action surrounding Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill, saying in part, "The biggest impact we can have in creating a more inclusive world is through the inspiring content we produce." MORE: gma.abc/3sg3P8y
the pride campaign // how much they donated to politicians behind the “don’t say gay” bill
it’s always “ily” and never “iwtbtvblnoew”.
Thank you fanfiction writers ( ˊᵕˋ )♡
I… What the fuck?
Adidas and Parley have built a huge floating tennis court in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef made from 100% recycled plastics!🖤
@Reynardo_red @raaahbin @thewildgoose I think it’s probably mica then, definitely flakes coming off a lot. Thanks!
Does anyone who knows crystals/minerals have any ideas on what this could be? I’ve been struggling to identify it 😅
Maya K2 @mayak2
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Reynardo the Fox @Reynardo_red
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