Macks @MJ_babs
Get 50% off your next Doordash order at: https://t.co/9yR1Rt2Wtq mail/man Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2013-
Tweets4K
-
Followers463
-
Following1K
-
Likes28K
@cassieensealion The devil’s song is way cooler but it’s all smoke and mirrors. When it comes to fiddle playing he’s inferior
1
0
0
60
0
View Details
Thinking about him
Someone called me a Studmuffin in 2007 and I’m still living that high
@GarciaVanessaYo Horrible but unfortunately not uncommon
Huge news for my company!
Fantastic news that we’ve won a £400 million contract to manage and operate Skynet, @DefenceHQ's satellite communications system. Babcock and our partners bring stability and best-in-class solutions for this vital and exciting new contract. babcockinternational.com/news/babcock-a…
Sometimes I get Ubers just so someone is forced to converse with me
I want to leave this world as I entered it, prematurely
Thinking about how amazing of a friend @gabaghouly is. If Lizzy were an ice cream flavor they’d be mint chocolate chip cookie dough because that would be my favorite if I wasn’t lactose intolerant. You’re the bestest of friends and your IQ is at least 40 points higher than mine.
@ItsJeffWilliams I was supposed to be the future heir of dairy…. Now I have nothing
When I yell at the football players on my TV, they can hear me
Fun fact! If you wear sunglasses in the woods at night while drunk you’re legally a bat
@nieltown If I get a library card can I take some bites from your books?
This is 2/3rds of my name
I think HBO Max, Peacock, and Discovery+ should merge so they can make a new service called Maxcock+
my cousin baddie @nerfbastard
485 Followers 1K Following juris doctor film lover communist sympathizer member of the occult beatles stan tabletop gamer ethereal bisexual LOTR enjoyer gamer gf
Toby (readings open) @everharttarot
644 Followers 1K Following ✨Astrologer. Tarot and Birth Chart Readings Open. #WitchTwt ✨they/he✨ 🏳️⚧️⚧
bri 🪩💖✨ @brigolden12
145 Followers 188 Following treat people with kindness // black lives matter ✡️ 🇵🇸
FREE THEM ALL, MSW @KT666ROFL
307 Followers 537 Following mad anti horny catastrophe world meltdown cunt
two day old pasta wat... @miakay17
1K Followers 1K Following when you really get to know (mia) i’m not a well woman
Chachi Garcia✨ @GarciaVanessaYo
605 Followers 770 Following SHE/HER #blm 💅🏼💕IG: vanessagarciayo 🇲🇽🇸🇻
Rosie Ainley @rosie_ainley
393 Followers 725 Following likes thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion. Lunch 11:35 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Sophia @Josealb14746786
4 Followers 490 Following pilates princess with a gaming addiction 🎮 i'll beat you at mario kart and never let it go
primary @primary52019791
37 Followers 4K Following
Narrasw @Narraswf90MUXc
33 Followers 5K Following
Seausha @Seausha145194
77 Followers 5K Following
_m_ojito @MOjito75849
51 Followers 4K Following
L_ola @Lola1959197
66 Followers 5K Following
KittyMichelson @G5yeN651aoa291
67 Followers 7K Following
HildaRob @0UHXMOf0ZM5Lu
64 Followers 7K Following
Fesee @Fesee1677638
56 Followers 3K Following
Lanisen @Lanisen218039
99 Followers 3K Following
Jim Shedd @jim_shedd
17 Followers 68 Following
Lanetath @lanetath73175
4 Followers 310 Following
Fernando Martinez @nandomrz19
2 Followers 74 Following
Mr Mushroom @MrMushr62942328
46 Followers 324 Following
anna @annajanasmith
4 Followers 15 Following
gem is playing pathfi... @_angry_hoe_
316 Followers 305 Following dragon age pilled ☆ neve gallus changed my life ☆ bg3 addict and shadowzel supremacy ☆ ow diamond moira main ☆ anime lover ☆ @dogsmokingacig is my baby ♥️ MDNI!
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.1M Followers 1.2M Following It’s been a pleasure. |||| @SkyWobAlerts |||| @WobBurnerBurner
Adam Brockman @adambrockman7
82 Followers 485 Following I'm a recent graduate of Illinois State University with a degree in English and Mass Media. I'm also a diehard Pats fan.
Tyler Christiansen @TylerSChrist
243 Followers 445 Following LA based #screenwriter and (hold on, you’ll never guess this next one…mind blowing actually) #actor
Alex @AlexShaneMoore
5K Followers 1K Following
Persei Promo @PerseiPromo
332 Followers 3K Following FOLLOW MAIN ACCOUNT @PerseiNYC ||||||||||||||||||| A WAY OUT (SINGLE) Available Now! ||||||||||||||||| Winners of @BaysideBand 's Battle of the Bands NYC
Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy
2K Followers 890 Following Just here until MySpace makes a comeback.
Zach Wilson @wachzilson25
421 Followers 989 Following Senior Producer @kcur/@KCURUpToDate | Formerly: @WBEZ/@WBEZreset, @WVIKqc, @WGLTNews | @Cubs/@MLB nerd | CHI ✈️ KC | Pitches: [email protected]
Kyle Fields @funnymanfields
1K Followers 1K Following Let's eat fried potatoes and talk about Metal Gear Solid.
Md Mahthim Hasan @mahthim_md
6 Followers 207 Following Hi, I am a professional WP developer and graphics designer also.I have experience of 4 years.
MaherTheViking @seanmaher97
883 Followers 4K Following 🌎 Traveling 🎥 Film Pundit 🏋️♂️ Fitness 🍏 Metamodernist 🎙️ Host of MoviesThatMaher ✌️ Thoughts, Art, Life & Me 💡 Enlightenment ❤️ You #TemetNosce
Remy Sheehan @reallyremington
26 Followers 118 Following It was only a joke if you thought it was funny. I do many stuff ie comedy et al
paige voorheis @hellotherepk
48 Followers 476 Following living life to the fullest!! probably won’t ever post about my life but go ahead and like these tweets i’ve retweeted 🤣
Parkour Carbine Civil... @doctorcarbine
264 Followers 483 Following shark tank pitch: kill the Charmin bears
my cousin baddie @nerfbastard
485 Followers 1K Following juris doctor film lover communist sympathizer member of the occult beatles stan tabletop gamer ethereal bisexual LOTR enjoyer gamer gf
Toby (readings open) @everharttarot
644 Followers 1K Following ✨Astrologer. Tarot and Birth Chart Readings Open. #WitchTwt ✨they/he✨ 🏳️⚧️⚧
bri 🪩💖✨ @brigolden12
145 Followers 188 Following treat people with kindness // black lives matter ✡️ 🇵🇸
if i was a pregnant w... @Shakesandtea
131 Followers 216 Following they/she (switch it up please) 🗡🔪im just trying to be the best at fake punching is that so wrong current pfp from https://t.co/uGwogIK7xx
FREE THEM ALL, MSW @KT666ROFL
307 Followers 537 Following mad anti horny catastrophe world meltdown cunt
two day old pasta wat... @miakay17
1K Followers 1K Following when you really get to know (mia) i’m not a well woman
Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews
182K Followers 3K Following Journalist debunking propaganda on Fox @JulietJeske #🟦 Newsletter/Podcast at Substack https://t.co/cLRw4wUCoh https://t.co/Mq9d1iEhCL
Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom
3.2M Followers 18K Following Husband to @JenSiebelNewsom and father. 40th Governor of California. Host of podcast This is Gavin Newsom.
Natalie Palamides @natdogkatdog
11K Followers 423 Following my comedy special, Nate: A One Man Show, is on Netflix
Patrick Fischler @PFischler
19K Followers 612 Following At some point you've seen me on something. Here's hoping it was #MadMen #TwinPeaks #SiliconValley #OUAT #Lost or #MulhollandDrive & not #SisterSister.
Andy Riesmeyer @AndyKTLA
3K Followers 651 Following anchor/reporter @ktla, past showrunner/host @hot_wheels, @fullscreen, @machinima, @newsbreaker + more. Once an Indiana boy on them Indiana nights.
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
439K Followers 430 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // My new album, The Great Divide: The Last Of The Bugs, is out now
Jim Shedd @jim_shedd
17 Followers 68 Following
Birthday Boys OOC @bdayboysclips
3K Followers 36 Following The Birthday Boys Fan Account | September Santa Supporter | StarWars Fan (the Ben Hammish one) Run by: @bonesswf
Sam Marin @_sammarin
10K Followers 127 Following Voiced Pops, Benson, Muscle Man on Regular Show. Old Man Langtree on Over the Garden Wall. I animate and draw too!
carolyn @entireegg
342 Followers 350 Following nacho cheese connoisseur/ features contributor @theonion + @reductress
Chad Johnson @ochocinco
3.0M Followers 7K Following McDonalds is cheaper than therapy & never forget you’re paying for sex indirectly but the word “relationship” changes the narrative.
SimpleSCOTUS is yearn... @SimpleSCOTUS
131K Followers 1 Following Times That Try Our Souls Not to be taken seriously
Jimmi Simpson @jimmisimpson
58K Followers 2K Following Friend of yours. jimmisimpson on IG & threads
This Day in Chicago S... @ChiSportsDay
32K Followers 198 Following
We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
87K Followers 3 Following We're just normal men. We're just innocent men. / Ceasefire now 🇵🇸 Cease civilian deaths now / Jumping ship to 🧵 & 🦋 Not affiliated to the 3 followed accs.
Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy
83K Followers 2K Following Watch my new comedy special "Father" on @Hulu + @disneyplus! Come see me live on TOUR👇 1/2 Taiwanese 1/2 Japanese 🤗 in LA ❤️ Ambassador Of Joy
stan denshaw “parod... @OptometristDan
13K Followers 3K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
Meg Stalter @megstalter
160K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Scott Hanson @ScottHanson
449K Followers 848 Following Christian. Lifelong Learner. Host of #NFLRedZone
Regional American Foo... @RegionalUSFood
180K Followers 5 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
depths of internet ar... @internetdepths
51K Followers 18 Following hello!!!!!! see also: @depthsofwiki posts by @anniierau send me your favorites!
Men I Trust @menitrust
53K Followers 48 Following Men I Trust is a Canadian band composed of Dragos, Jessy, and Emma.
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
466K Followers 60 Following One of the most cromulent fan accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!
Megan Ganz @meganganz
77K Followers 620 Following The Onion, Community, Modern Family, It's Always Sunny, The Last Man On Earth and now MYTHIC QUEST. I also do children's parties.
Murph @MurphFromNerf
12K Followers 6 Following A Nerfoid with one goal.. to unleash the play in you 😎 It’s Nerf or Nothin’. They/Them
Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby
338K Followers 837 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere
篠𠩤健太（Animi... @shinohara_kenta
428K Followers 2K Following コマ撮り大道芸人／Animist代表／お仕事のお問い合わせは→ @Animist_Studio
The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
561K Followers 207 Following @jasonselvig + @davramdavram - Subscribe on Substack👇
Derek Jeter @derekjeter
402K Followers 26 Following Sleep-deprived father to four. HOF Class of 2020. @JeterTurn2 @PlayersTribune @GreatnessWins @ArenaClub
Habibi @habibixyz_sol
358K Followers 266 Following
Jack's Pizza @JacksPizza
7K Followers 277 Following Incredible Taste. Unbelievable Price. 60 years & Counting. Read house rules: https://t.co/o70ypgUr2p
star 💫 @stxrinsky
1.8M Followers 63 Following one and only | turn on post notifications for a follow back sponsored by @roobet
Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
269K Followers 17 Following Posting the worst legal takes on Twitter. Have a submission? DM a link or @ me. Screenshot = bad take. RT = great take. Bingo cards: https://t.co/ONLbcQ8Rns
Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine
42K Followers 1 Following When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
You might like
Nick Owens
@NickFromTed
206 Followers
Brennan Foley
@BrenFoley10
167 Followers