Matt Kappmeyer @MKappmeyer
I copy right. Wait, that sounds wrong. Chicago Joined January 2008-
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@ImAaronJ You should have your own advice column.
@ImAaronJ But my bed is allllll the way over there and my legs are tired.
I overrippened an avocado at work. That thing cost me $2! What a rotten day.
Just got a nice summer 'do. Finally, I can sip a shandy on a patio without looking like a huge asshole.
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Jimmy John's Unwich is now the same price as a Chipotle Burrito Bowl. Thanks a lot Europeans.
This time tomorrow I'll be at an all inclusive in Mexico. Can't wait to experience the customs and traditions of real rich Americans.
I have one chef going to the the final challenge in my fantasy Top Chef league. So, ya, things are pretty great for me right now.
My cab driver knows soooo much about fishing.
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Struck by 'lightning'! @Twoby4 picks up a CHI ADDY for @VerdeEnergyUSA.Congrats to @studiostein @MKappmeyer & the team ow.ly/i/qGTd
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