just mommin around 🤪 @MOM_entos2
▪️IOWA MOM 🌽 ▪️Self identified as the Opposite of a 🚁 Mom ▪️ Treat yo self ▪️➡️Closet Post Malone addict ⬅️ Iowa, USA Joined May 2018-
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PSA: If you go to the pool and you don’t NEED five pool chairs, just choose however many you are actually going to PHYSICALLY USE. They are not bag holders or towel holders 😡
I don’t see a lot of Moms taking “pee” breaks at the pool either—just saying 🤷🏻♀️🤣
Anyone else need more @MorganCWallen songs like Cover me up? His voice 😍😍😍😍
I get so hyped up on my birthday due to all the free coffees ☕️🥳 @caribouband @Starbucks @dunkindonuts Ya’ll the real MVPs!
I put on my Easter khakis today and they matched my skin tone perfectly. Summer, where the fuck are you 😭
You had to ruin the surprise @chrisdelia...announcing you’re coming to Des Moines on your YouTube channel when that was supposed to be “our” kept secret from my husband 🤐😜 So excited to see the show!!
Publicly shaming your co-parent for struggling with an addiction is so WRONG. If you genuinely want to help that person be a better parent to your child, HELP THEM. Don’t sit behind a keyboard & let everyone in your circle know his/her struggles. #addiction #MentalHealthMatters
If you are the type of person that says “F*#% THE POLICE” do me a favor & remove me from social media in all aspects. People I love and care about put their lives on the line for people like you. If you can’t respect them, you don’t need their protection ✌🏼#BlueLivesMatter
Shout out to @Starbucks and @HyVee for being AMAZING. My daughter was throwing a tantrum and knocked my coffee out of my hand (I hadn’t even had a taste 😭) and without a beat, the barista made me another, free of charge ❤️
You can feel the most alone in crowds of people. Who is surrounding you, is more important than how many.
Being able to drop my son off at school in my pajamas is key to EVERYONES morning 👌🏻
I love when my husband and I have disagreements. He keeps his ass outside and ANGRILY gets shit done to avoid being inside by me 🤡 Fixed the door, cleaned both vehicles, the garage. Win/win!
My husband really believes buying me this container for Bobby pins is going to prevent them from being everywhere. 🤣 #false
Every friend group has that one friend that has to remind everyone to eat real food while day drinking 🙋🏻♀️
Anyone regret getting a dog opposed to having a third child? Asking for a friend.
Watching military men/women surprise their loved ones=instant tears 😭❤️
Getting real tired of looking at my bank account numerous times a day waiting for my tax return 👀

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40K Followers 22K Following The devil made me tweet it. https://t.co/KMgs3W0oKO
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