Jacob Indeed Goddamn @MVCGoddamn
Schizo demon in boots producing text, cartooning, and noise. Buy material objects punk or just plain shitheaded. IG: @cymtrymanx miracleviolenceconnection.bandcamp.com Kennewick, WA Joined January 2024-
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I won’t take her to the Spring Formal but I will take her to the Spring Business Casual and photocopy her boobs.
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From the archives: a day I unblocked writers’ block.
“Alpha male” is code for “has an ambition to assert dominance by rolling up to the gay bar in the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile”.
If it was any windier out here it would be -‘s and I’d be eating day old chili til I shit myself inside out
ACCOUNTANTS is filmed live on location with the men and women of Number Enforcement.
My dad had a hiatal hernia and for the longest time I thought he was saying “high anal hernia”.
Dance like nobody is watching. Because nobody is watching. Because nobody cares. Because you’re the asshole that turned on Alexa at the mentally distraught Amazon warehouse.
I put coins into the mechanical bull and hopped on the mechanical bull and I got tossed off the mechanical bull. It’s the Bull’s fault. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism so it’s not of any concern that I can’t stop consuming for two seconds.
Jim Morrison from the Doors had a genius IQ and chose to be Jim Morrison from the Doors. Depressing. What a tool
I’m a red-blooded American male and I always keep my tools handy. My band saw, my dremel, my active shooter drill.
A skilled artist is a terrible photographer. A good artist shoves it up reality’s ass.
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